pumpkin

November 26th, 2009 | 562 Entries

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562 Entries for “pumpkin”

  1. She was the lady pumpkin in the group. Fat, chubby, fun, interesting, full of life and zest. When I joined the group, what was I but a nomad.

    Niel
  2. i had pumpkin muffins in bed for breakfast by a girl i’m not sure i like

    ri ri
  3. “This pumpkin looks okay,” said Len as he pointed out a rather symmetrical squash to my left.
    “It looks too perfect,” I replied briskly, walking right past it. “Imperfect ones with flaws are better. They create better imagery for carving.”

    Cinnia
  4. Pumpkins can be found on people’s doorsteps on Halloween. People carve scary, funny, happy, etc faces on pumpkins. Pumpkins are orange. Pumpkins can be found at Pumpkin patches

    George
  5. halloween. thanksgiving. id like to give thanks to the boy, who makes my world turn around and makes my heart beat beautifully. just like the pumpkin pies baking in the oven, filling the house with scents of autumn. its all beautiful.

    heyy
  6. i love pumpkins alot. every time halloween comes around, all i think about are pumkins. im not kidding its weird that i got this word i dont really know what to say. pumkins remind me of family and hope and love. and pie. and thats kinda the most important thing. because i love food and pumpkins and everything to do with candy and that first boy i kissed…..:) as always, love

    anna
  7. It is orange and ribbed and full of guts that stick to your fingers as you eviscerate it and become entangled in the small crevices of the fingernail and once upon you have dug those guts from the gullet, you feast

    alex
  8. The pumpking screeched to a halt!
    Enough was enough.
    A fruit and a weapon of mass transport.
    Cinderalla by herself was no problem.
    But mice turned into horses.
    Horses into mice and all clambering over each other to catch a window seat was just too much for the pumpkin to handle.

    Sow
  9. big

    tib
  10. i love pumpkin pie. pumpkins are actually for a lot of occasions. for thanksgiving and for after, decorations and halloween. i love pumpkins. there very usefull. pumpkins really have a weird taste. they remind me of family though, and anything that reminds me of them is very good to have. i love having the feeling of remembrance and pumpkins:) makes me realize how awsom epumpkins really are

    mary mathis
  11. I like pumpkinds. They are orange and round. They are gross when you have to carve them. They are sticky and smell funky. I do not enjoy carving them. They also are hard to cut holes in. They are think. They are weird. WHoever came up with the word pumpkin? it is so odd. hmm. Pumpkins. I like small pumpkins. The big ones bother me.

    Shelby
  12. pumpkin

    chris
  13. I don’t like pumpkins. Their seeds are all right I guess but still FUCK YOU that was what I’m thinking about does that mean I’m a bad person I hope not I notice I’m using some so-so grammar with obvious mistakes mb because I don’t think about punctuation? but I do use question marks and apostrophes so it’s cool

    Arun
  14. have nothing to say.

    meh
  15. pumpkins are orange and delicious. they are round. they make delicious pie. i really cant think of pumpkins as anything but food. Maybe this is an indication of a deeper psychological problem. I think I have a condition wherein I see everything as food. I’ve named it “pumpkinitis”

    Anonymous
  16. october

    Anonymous
  17. pumpkin! pumpkin pie, reminding me of fall time. autumn. orange awesome little things. oh how you think you know all about them… pumpkin patches, and the corn mazes they have. love.

    Anonymous
  18. pie loves me and i love it baby sings to the bed and my hair and my chest. why do we pinch his sweet cheeks . .. . spicy and round, orange and green,’ gardens and vines tendrils

    alyce
  19. Holiday tradition. Frowned upon if missing

    CBoswell
  20. Spice, happy smiles, turkey day, cool whip, anything harvest, carving, little children all dressed up, dried up leaves, naked trees, all is calm, fall is here, cute kittens, warm fuzzies,

    Christine
  21. orange, round, lovely. melting after they are carved and loved.

    Anonymous
  22. pumpkim pie is a deliciously nutritious way to cap off an exquisite evening of thanking turkeys… in your name, mr. pumpkin, i salute for it is you that

    Linus
  23. pie

    Anonymous
  24. I love Pumpkin. Only carving it, though. I hate the taste, the smell, and the consistency. I think I spelled that wrong. Oh well, though. On MANswers, they said that the smell of pumpkin pie turns chicks on. This interests me greatly. I kind of want to try that out on some chicks that I know. Boy, do I love to fuck. Fucking is amazing.

    Alec
  25. humpkin youngin dumpin on my next of kin
    He cried and cried after he fell
    A shattered dumkin was all he wuz.

    Anonymous
  26. pumpkin? seriously? i thought it’d be something nicer… i don’t really like it.

    Anonymous
  27. so many faces
    but I’d like to know
    which one of those
    is the one that is real
    sometimes I see
    the girl that I love
    and other times, a girl,
    that doesn’t know how to feel

    Josh Miller
  28. The girl brought the pumpkin up to me without a smile on her face. I gave her the last ten dollars out of my pocket and picked the hefty orange lump by the rotting stem at the top and started walking back up 19th street.

    Emily
  29. the pumpkin man was in a jolly mood yet there was somthing sinister behind those tough orange skins.

    stevie
  30. pie on thanksgiving night with the family

    Anonymous
  31. That’s what she was. His pumpkin. His little girl. She had her mother’s eyes and his nose, her grandfather’s ears and the same rebellious spirit of her older sister. She would grow up. But for now, for an instant, she was his little pumpkin.

    Cole
  32. fuck u bitch i haten

    cgjnfg
  33. pumpkin

    gabby
  34. it was a dark & stormy night. the girls were carving their pumpkins with knives & their best friends. too bad they didn’t know that they were going to die that night. as the man walked into the house, they screamed in terror and ran after he killed her best friend. it seems they would never survive…

    Deadly Carve
  35. pie, scones, lattes, carving, sweet name for a loved one,

    Anonymous
  36. Pumpkins remind me of Halloween, Thanksgiving, Autumn. Those times when the weather starts to chill, when festivities start to begin. There’s nothing like a carved pumpkin sitting outside the home, welcoming visitors in. Or a warm pumkin pie to divide and consume among family and friends.

    Sara Luckey
  37. round orange fall bumpy pumpkin patch family outings reminds me of cold fall days at hubers farm and painting pumpkins and carving them with silly faces to sit on the porch and put candles inside to glow

    christine
  38. makes me think of my ma cause that’s one of the nicknames she has for me. it makes me smile when i think of this. i wish she would call me that more often. i’m 28 years old, but i would still like to be called pumpkin by my mom. i don’t think that’s weird. i hope she realizes this some day and calls me it again.

    windi
  39. pumpkins are of course most commonly associated with halloween, but to me they mean knives.

    While others are content to spend their evenings carving smiling faces, I used mine as targets for throwing knives.
    Some may think I’m psychotic, but I think they’re just pussies who can’t do anything.
    Maybe next year they can learn to do something interesting, but I doubt it.

    Brennan
  40. I love pumpkin pie it is delicious. I also love carving pumpkins because this year I finally had a chance to do so. Also, I keep mispelling Pumpkin a type this. Why do I keep adding a G at the end so ridiculous. This is pretty cool.

    Laura