purse

April 1st, 2009 | 223 Entries

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223 Entries for “purse”

  1. i dropped my purse on the sidewalk, grimacing at what flew out of it: a package of salami, some beef jerky, and a few day-old chicken McNuggets. nothing to see here, people. i’m pretty tired of people looking at me like i’m a crazed carnivore. these aren’t for me. they’re for the guy rat-holing in my basement.

    k
  2. this is a bag that a woman carries her belongings and other personal materials needed.
    it’s also the name of the prize a boxer will fight for. the winner receives what is called a purse.

    cdi
  3. a lot of women carry a purse.
    a lot of women purse their lips.
    a lot of women like to purse their lips while strutting down main street sporting their prada purses longing to get noticed.
    i notice. everyone notices. but most of us notice how boring it is.

    miranda
  4. If I had a Fendi bag, I’d really be in style. But high school English teachers live on beer budgets and need to use sows ears to make silk purses, so I will need to content myself with an occasional stroll through the Fendi store, my favorite bag slung over my shoulder, as I gaze at onlookers cruising the Ceaser’s Palace shops. My husband will await my return to reality from his post just outside the store’s entrance. He, after all, refuses to cross the imaginary line into the shopping abyss.

    glenda
  5. My purse is a thing of beauty.

    It’s old, ragged, and my nametag has poked several holes in the worn blue fabric.

    It’s made of a really old curtain that used to hang in the living room – the pattern is white and unidentifiable, but it’s one of the things that I’ve associated with my childhood.

    My mom made it herself, with a needle and thread and a whole lot of love. It’s slightly shapeless and doesn’t look like a professionally made purse, but it’s the thought that counts.

    Elsa
  6. They say you can tell a lot about a woman by the contents of her purse. Perhaps you can tell a lot about her material likes and dislikes, and her favorite color of lipstick.

    But to truly know a woman, you should look at the contents of her heart.

    Krista
  7. Purse’s are ridiculous! Once you are able to carry more, you do. And you carry everything you don’t need: all the scissors in the world are not about to be burned.

    Andrea
  8. There was a lady with a purse, inside were some diamonds. You can tell they were real because no fake diamond could capture the light like these. The lady withdrew the diamond, and her eyes glittered at them like the diamonds.

    kevin
  9. I don’t like guys that write purses. One time I bought my girlfriend an expensive purse for her birthday or for some occasion. Then we broke up like immediately after. I don’t really think I have many experiences other than that with purse shopping. I admit, I have been with my mom before. The types of purses I see people carrying are sometimes ridiculous. Another girlfriend of mine had a very ugly one.

    bj
  10. A large quantity of money stowed
    Your purse is quite massive, the poor man said
    Unwilling to look the rich man in the eye
    The rich man simply hmphed back;
    “Why, what is it that you envy, good sir?
    For I live a treacherous life.”
    But the eye of the poor man couldn’t recognize this blunder from the lowly viewpoint he’s always encumbered with.

    Kelly
  11. I stare at your lips as you think and wonder if you knew that you were doing this; stilling your mouth so your mind can move, contracting your face expand your thoughts.

    Elea
  12. i have a purse in my bag. it is full of money. money i use to buy shit i don’t need. i hate money and my purse. it’s prada by the way.

    nicholas richardson
  13. i know a girl who collects purses., money is no objecct. designer, yes. thrift shop, no. who makes these kids these days? i think it’s absurd. all those starving kids in china, you know, could get medical care for what it costs this teenager for her purses. jeeeez. what’s up with that/ I don’t get it at all. I paid $2.50 for my purse from a thrift shop.

    Kim Fast
  14. do you know what a purse hat is? you wouldn’t would you that’s why they only sell them at target and louis would never look at it let alone buy one. i would burn it and so would he. don’t buy purse hats, i’ll personally send some shit to your door. in a purse hat caught on fire. how you like them apples.

    April 1st, 2009.

    Christine Oania
  15. she grabed her purse containing all of her possions that ment most to her. she dropped it suddendly because of what she saw across the street. IT was there. IT was following her. her worst enemy. this is what she feared most.

    julie
  16. I used to have a back purse when I was twelve years old. I used to carry it around with me all the time. And in that timeframe I never knew it didn’t stand a chance.

    VR
  17. I like lemons. I like the way I squeeze them and their juice drips into the cuts on my fingers. I like the way their sharpness catches you, and you pucker your lips, squeeze your face because surely nothing, nothing could be this sour.

    sophie
  18. If you have it hanging from you, and suddenly a guy comes running and he tries to pull it off, my personal advice is to let it go. I know it’s hard sometimes to let go things, my self, I declare a keeper to anything, but a nonfriend of mine got really hurt cos a guy tried to pull her purse while riding a motorcycle, so she fell to the floor, hurting a collarbone. Awful!

    romina viola
  19. I have one purse that I really like. It’s a black leather one that I got at Target and it cost like $30 so it was fairly cheap, but it lasts and I love it because it goes with every outfit that I have! Leather is always good. And I literally bring everything with me in it, I could run away with everything that I have in there.

    Ellyn
  20. The purse was too big. One million dollars. For a small time prize fighter with only a few short months fighting in the big seats, this was huge. The things he could do with the money. He had waited his whole life for this, and now that it was here, he was worried.

    Kelli
  21. they are dumb. they are nice. its just dumb to pay so much for a piece of material that was proabably made in some sweat shop in asia. i bet the makers are sitting in their jazcuzzis laughing at all the idiots who buy their over priced shit. anyway not only is it overpriced but repetitive patterns and similiar designs. i think they should all just sell me a rock then a big rock, might as well.

    p-kin
  22. i have a lime green purse. i don’t like purses, but use them on occasion when traveling. they are a pain in the butt, and i fill mine way too full if i do use it. then I cant find anything. just a hassle.

    brenda
  23. The purse of your lips, god, the purse of your lips has been moving across my eyelids for days, and I cannot rub them out of my sight, you know, the sight of you and your lips and the things behind them, those teeth, your throat, how your throat goes down and down and down and down until My Bowels Move For Him.

    j
  24. bag, make-up, wallet, chapstic, pretty, coach, shopping, money, big, tote, small, colorful, heavy

    stacy
  25. She grabbed the purse, and pulling her keys out as she walked out the door. “I’m out of here!” she yells over her shoulder, to her scumbag husband. She was sick and tired of her cheating asshole husband. She left, and she was never coming back.

    Joe
  26. The purse lay open on the floor it’s contents flowing out. Who did it belong to? Why was it on Jonah’s floor? Where was Jonah?

    Becky
  27. hold my purse, won’t you?

    hold my bag, won’t you?

    take my binder for a moment?

    oh what’s that you say? please, just take this for a second, take that for a second… want to clean my closet for second?

    Not a clothes rack, not a walking closet. Not a shelf to put things on.

    I’m not a child, don’t need to follow you, hold up.

    Hold my purse?

    Samie
  28. i know prada thats about it i know im a boy but i hear it in movies

    z
  29. my mom has a bunch of purses like from new york its crazy

    z
  30. a purse is a container in which people hold their things. but mostly, it contains junk and pieces of shit. women have an irrational obsession with them and getting them in different color schemes.

    john D.
  31. I have many to chose from, big ones, small ones, flowered ones, plain ones. Every single purse I own I carry at least once a month. I love my collection.

    Shelly
  32. girls carry things in them (or guys…manpurse!) can b big or small sounds like curse or herse herses have caskets see i can connect random words like purse and death. purses are useful<3 many colors and designs :]

    nisa
  33. It was hard when it smashed my nose. Who knew an old lady could have that kind of an arm! I only was trying to help her cross the street, next thing I know, I have a bloody nose, if not broken! What the hell, is this what the world comes too? smacking people with purses that try and help.

    B W
  34. My purse has many things in it. Phone, chapstick, pencils and pens. But the most important thing in my purse is my stress ball. It’s always there when I need it, hiding it that corner off to the side where no one notices it. My purse holds the thing that keeps me alive and keeps me from BEATING THE CRAP out of the people around me.

    Valerie
  35. She opened up her purse and began to rummage around. She had so much garbage and junk lying around inside that it was hard for her to ever find anything. She could hear her phone inside there somewhere, but could not see it under the gum wrappers, ticket stubs, crumpled napkins, and coins.

    Marissa
  36. I own one purse. My mom made it and its pink with sugar skulls. It smells like metal, tobacco, and change. Its fallen apart many times but its still my favorite.

    Purse your lips

    Amber
  37. I always avoid getting one because it’s such a hassle. You have to carry it around everywhere and don’t you dare forget to lose it because there go all your belongings. People always target it because guess what, all your belongings are in there!
    Also, for girls, it’s not just one. It can’t ever be just one. You have to have 10 different ones so that you always can match because that’s exactly what people are looking at; if your purse is actually matching what you’re wearing.

    Claudia
  38. a place to keep my money although i dont usually refer to it as a purse because i feel it’s a little too girly; i refer to it as a wallet. i don’t have a thing for the longish ones because they don’t fit well. some day, i’ld like to own one from agnes b.

    hm
  39. she brought in the purse and i tried not to look at it, but it just sat there. a beached jelly fish. its guts of lipstick keys spilling out onto the carpet. it smelled of high school for some reason,

    jaime ryan heintz
  40. this word again? don’t you have more words….

    My grandma pursed her lips after she couldn’t find her keys in her purse. It was a terse purse but it may have been the first time I ever saw her lose anything.

    shhhh