OH FUCK IF YOU MAKE ME HOLD YOUR PURSE ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I’M GOING TO DOWN THE WHOLE BOTTLE OF PERCOCET THAT YOU KEEP IN IT.
Daniel Arntz
purses are nice. i dont really have a bag, they can be annoying to carry around. i dont like always fixing the strap on my shoulder. i just use my jacket pockets to hold my crap. cept for in summer. that makes it harder. and girls pockets are so little too.
Leah
The woman shook her purse to find what she was looking for. At last the contents spilled out and she finally found her prized possession, a condom. Success! No baby making for her tonight!
Deb
She pursed her lips together with a slightly confused look across her face. Her eyes glowered at his bewildered expression. The two of them sat motionless on the floor, consistently stared at one another. It was impossible now that they had come to this pathetic realization. Have they grown out of each other?
not important
this reminds me of:
‘words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup, they slither while they purse, they slip away, across the universe.’
megan
I got a new purse it is blue and white i love it. I wish i had 2.
donna
it was missing before she ever thought it could be gone. Her life. So many important things were in that purse. Her wallet, id, health insurance cards, creditcards, all her world was in that purse. F*ing scoundral
Courtney
I hate my purse. It’s always slipping off my shoulders and it’s uncomfortable. I never know what to do with it when I sit down. I wish I could just shove all my stuff in my pockets like guys, but that’d look stupid.
stacy
with her purse in hand she walked down the aisle frantically searching for the dark brown coloured vile. that vile which could save her pitiful life.
nick
i used to go through my mom’s purses when i was a little kid. they had weird smells to them. they were these minty/perfumey/pencilly smelling smells. and everything seemed to be covered in lipstick. or mascara “lead”. gum was a common smell as well. and then when i’d eat the gum it would taste like purse. which tasted like mint/perfume/pencil. and lady. and building. maybe my mom’s work building. and the purse was alwyas cold. it was leather, but cold.
david ordosch
I got a new purse today. It’s black and shiny with a silver clasp. I don’t usually carry a purse. They make me feel too girly. But this one… it called to me. Bags and clothes never do this. Why this one?
Jessica
When I can’t think straight, I can always look at my wife’s purse… sometimes, it helps to remember where I was before she came into my life. I can only go so far on the memories that haunt my everlasting dreams. But then she arrived, and for the want of her beauty, my love made me whole. If only for my wife, when I see her purse.
S.P.
suck my purse. Its full of toys. I use them to lure little boys. Not really, it just rhymed. That was creepy. Why am I doing this? I just was using StumbleUpon and now I’m here typing this when I have a 6 page report to do on Rum.
Adam
I would like to shove my life in my purse and be able to pull out whatever skill or item I need at any time. It would be most convenient to have the ability to pack up everything I will need for the day into a bag and just pull out a sly comment at the most opportune moment.
sara
I think it’s a cool enough idea. But there’s something to be said for writing and thinking, and I think people’s entries here are proof that writing without thinking is pretty shitty. Just saying. But purses are neat, I guess.
Steve
I have a big one with leopard print. I use it everyday. It has a metalocalypse pin on it, and a tiny ‘voodoo’ doll. My purse freaks people out, eve
Andrea
I really need to stop buying them. It’s definitely an obsession that could be better spent worrying about my faith, family, finances, anything. I think sometimes I am envious of my husband’s wallet because he can carry it around in a grocery store without having to readjust his load. What a load!
Karyn
My purse is beautiful. It holds all my cards and maney. Many a time I forget to carry this then I realise how important it is.
PURSE!
Prashant
a purse is something to put your money in. you put it in your bag together with your wallet and keys. i like long wallets that can put $50 notes inside as it makes me feel rich! i like to buy lot of purses as it can match my clothes and bag!
joanne
i have nothing blank staring seventy five secounds till death home flowers teach stun amazing beauty peace comb
justin wootten
I hated purses as a kid. if you wanted to do something you had to put it down somewhere safe and clean and gahhhhh. Bit now I realize it’s comes in handy during “that time of the month.” haha
daniela
Once upon a time there was a magical purse every time you pulled something out a smaller purse would come out and in there you’d be curious to look in it and you’d find another you will waste your life this way till you die.
Kendra
has so many things in it…it’s a woman’s sanctuary and privacy…all the things she keeps in here are sacred to her…a man should never go through her purse as it is like walking into a priests shrine…the bag stands for wallet and can be interchangeable in so many shapes colors and sizes
ct
our purses are like a pandora box
that opens up to a myriad of wonders
sab
He stole her purse away and ran as fast as he could. He felt bad, but his family needed the money, any money he could get. His mother was sick and had cancer. They were poor and lived in the “hood.” So he would do anything to help his family.
Tori
My mom has a purse. honestly i think they are a vanity of fashion evolved out of the functional backpack. It could be just as stylish and is way more useful i’m an utilitarian.
hkenny
i love to carry things i have so much stuff in my purse. at least 3 books at a time and two calculators? seriously i was called pursegirl in middle school cause i always had one
Caroline
last time i pursued a car, it ended badly. like, coppers following me around and drunken plumber fellows with bad brakes running amok and trying to trick me into smashing the back of their feisty little flame-decaled company cars. i don’t pursue any more, but some might find it intriguing.
parachute
purses are good i like girls that have purses because its interesting to see what in the world they put in them and how much stuff they can actually fit inside a handheld duffel bag. strange how their whole life can fit in there eh? who knew
Ben
purse.
my purse holds everything.
everything. my life.
i keep my life in my purse.
it’s so useful, to carry your life in your purse.
you have it with you at all times.
never surprised
because everything you need is there
i mean, it’s your life after all
in a purse.
a cloth purse.
nothing more, nothing less
aimee
There is stuff in my purse. I like my purse. I want a new one. This is not creative. Purses rule. Ummm ok.
Liz
What is a purse? Is it a convenient thing that holds your belongings? Or is it simply a statement of how rich you are, and what you own?
Rodger
My favorite color is back and with lots of little compartments and it has to be able to zip closed! I usually end up carrying much more than I will ever need to carry. Plus I have lots of things my kids just stick in there with no rhyme or reason.
Diane
I think of my mom. Just because she is the first lady i ever knew to have a purse because…she is my mom. I think som girls have waaaayyy too many purses. I also find some to be ridiculously big. My sister went to an outlet store one time and bought a 3 dollar purse tyhe size of my football gym bag and never used it after telling me she loved it. I do think some purses look cool, like the ones that you can plug your ipod into and that have speakers on the front. but i also dont think that paying 300 dollars for a purse that is designer but looks normal is dumb. That is about all i can think of rtight now . i mean my mom has pusrses and gets fed up with them because the straps always break. and she cant ever find a purse that is easy to get into and that stays together for very long.
Michael Villarreal
ahh the purse… the window in to a womans soul.
No a purse is what women spend to much money on buying and too much time filling it up.
Jan
the purse of cash was heavy. a good thing for theese small time robbers. they ran into a crowded alley as they made their escape. one ran into a busy club hoping to go unnoticed.
david
when girls wear a purse they can never find anything in it that they need to. They always have to have such huge bags, and they also need one to match every last outfit they have. Even though they may have plenty of purses, they can always seem to find some distorted reason to find another.
James
my purse is a crazy black hole. It hold everything essential to my life. Money, make up, phone and Planner. It connects me to the world. It is my world put into one place.
Sarah
“I’m pretty sure she stole it.”
“Stole what?”
“My purse! That crazy bitch stole my purse!”
“That crazy bitch Laurel that doesn’t have a license, drank a whole bottle of jager and then thought it would be a good idea to drive? That crazy bitch?”
“Yes.”
“Great, Mom, great.”
“Yeah, I know…it has all your kids’ information in it.”
“Information?” For the first time today I look at her.
“Yeah, social security numbers.”
“Shit, son,” Clifford, who is working on the car that broke down on the freeway the day before, quips, before realizing this is a daughter-mother argument between a child and an alcoholic.
Chelsea
dangling on the shoulders of girls carrying essentials for a rainy day chapstick pocketbooks fragrances essentials the things that matter most what is in your purse what do you carry with you from home what do you need with you what helps you get through the day when you are away from your residence.
OH FUCK IF YOU MAKE ME HOLD YOUR PURSE ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I’M GOING TO DOWN THE WHOLE BOTTLE OF PERCOCET THAT YOU KEEP IN IT.
purses are nice. i dont really have a bag, they can be annoying to carry around. i dont like always fixing the strap on my shoulder. i just use my jacket pockets to hold my crap. cept for in summer. that makes it harder. and girls pockets are so little too.
The woman shook her purse to find what she was looking for. At last the contents spilled out and she finally found her prized possession, a condom. Success! No baby making for her tonight!
She pursed her lips together with a slightly confused look across her face. Her eyes glowered at his bewildered expression. The two of them sat motionless on the floor, consistently stared at one another. It was impossible now that they had come to this pathetic realization. Have they grown out of each other?
this reminds me of:
‘words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup, they slither while they purse, they slip away, across the universe.’
I got a new purse it is blue and white i love it. I wish i had 2.
it was missing before she ever thought it could be gone. Her life. So many important things were in that purse. Her wallet, id, health insurance cards, creditcards, all her world was in that purse. F*ing scoundral
I hate my purse. It’s always slipping off my shoulders and it’s uncomfortable. I never know what to do with it when I sit down. I wish I could just shove all my stuff in my pockets like guys, but that’d look stupid.
with her purse in hand she walked down the aisle frantically searching for the dark brown coloured vile. that vile which could save her pitiful life.
i used to go through my mom’s purses when i was a little kid. they had weird smells to them. they were these minty/perfumey/pencilly smelling smells. and everything seemed to be covered in lipstick. or mascara “lead”. gum was a common smell as well. and then when i’d eat the gum it would taste like purse. which tasted like mint/perfume/pencil. and lady. and building. maybe my mom’s work building. and the purse was alwyas cold. it was leather, but cold.
I got a new purse today. It’s black and shiny with a silver clasp. I don’t usually carry a purse. They make me feel too girly. But this one… it called to me. Bags and clothes never do this. Why this one?
When I can’t think straight, I can always look at my wife’s purse… sometimes, it helps to remember where I was before she came into my life. I can only go so far on the memories that haunt my everlasting dreams. But then she arrived, and for the want of her beauty, my love made me whole. If only for my wife, when I see her purse.
suck my purse. Its full of toys. I use them to lure little boys. Not really, it just rhymed. That was creepy. Why am I doing this? I just was using StumbleUpon and now I’m here typing this when I have a 6 page report to do on Rum.
I would like to shove my life in my purse and be able to pull out whatever skill or item I need at any time. It would be most convenient to have the ability to pack up everything I will need for the day into a bag and just pull out a sly comment at the most opportune moment.
I think it’s a cool enough idea. But there’s something to be said for writing and thinking, and I think people’s entries here are proof that writing without thinking is pretty shitty. Just saying. But purses are neat, I guess.
I have a big one with leopard print. I use it everyday. It has a metalocalypse pin on it, and a tiny ‘voodoo’ doll. My purse freaks people out, eve
I really need to stop buying them. It’s definitely an obsession that could be better spent worrying about my faith, family, finances, anything. I think sometimes I am envious of my husband’s wallet because he can carry it around in a grocery store without having to readjust his load. What a load!
My purse is beautiful. It holds all my cards and maney. Many a time I forget to carry this then I realise how important it is.
PURSE!
a purse is something to put your money in. you put it in your bag together with your wallet and keys. i like long wallets that can put $50 notes inside as it makes me feel rich! i like to buy lot of purses as it can match my clothes and bag!
i have nothing blank staring seventy five secounds till death home flowers teach stun amazing beauty peace comb
I hated purses as a kid. if you wanted to do something you had to put it down somewhere safe and clean and gahhhhh. Bit now I realize it’s comes in handy during “that time of the month.” haha
Once upon a time there was a magical purse every time you pulled something out a smaller purse would come out and in there you’d be curious to look in it and you’d find another you will waste your life this way till you die.
has so many things in it…it’s a woman’s sanctuary and privacy…all the things she keeps in here are sacred to her…a man should never go through her purse as it is like walking into a priests shrine…the bag stands for wallet and can be interchangeable in so many shapes colors and sizes
our purses are like a pandora box
that opens up to a myriad of wonders
He stole her purse away and ran as fast as he could. He felt bad, but his family needed the money, any money he could get. His mother was sick and had cancer. They were poor and lived in the “hood.” So he would do anything to help his family.
My mom has a purse. honestly i think they are a vanity of fashion evolved out of the functional backpack. It could be just as stylish and is way more useful i’m an utilitarian.
i love to carry things i have so much stuff in my purse. at least 3 books at a time and two calculators? seriously i was called pursegirl in middle school cause i always had one
last time i pursued a car, it ended badly. like, coppers following me around and drunken plumber fellows with bad brakes running amok and trying to trick me into smashing the back of their feisty little flame-decaled company cars. i don’t pursue any more, but some might find it intriguing.
purses are good i like girls that have purses because its interesting to see what in the world they put in them and how much stuff they can actually fit inside a handheld duffel bag. strange how their whole life can fit in there eh? who knew
purse.
my purse holds everything.
everything. my life.
i keep my life in my purse.
it’s so useful, to carry your life in your purse.
you have it with you at all times.
never surprised
because everything you need is there
i mean, it’s your life after all
in a purse.
a cloth purse.
nothing more, nothing less
There is stuff in my purse. I like my purse. I want a new one. This is not creative. Purses rule. Ummm ok.
What is a purse? Is it a convenient thing that holds your belongings? Or is it simply a statement of how rich you are, and what you own?
My favorite color is back and with lots of little compartments and it has to be able to zip closed! I usually end up carrying much more than I will ever need to carry. Plus I have lots of things my kids just stick in there with no rhyme or reason.
I think of my mom. Just because she is the first lady i ever knew to have a purse because…she is my mom. I think som girls have waaaayyy too many purses. I also find some to be ridiculously big. My sister went to an outlet store one time and bought a 3 dollar purse tyhe size of my football gym bag and never used it after telling me she loved it. I do think some purses look cool, like the ones that you can plug your ipod into and that have speakers on the front. but i also dont think that paying 300 dollars for a purse that is designer but looks normal is dumb. That is about all i can think of rtight now . i mean my mom has pusrses and gets fed up with them because the straps always break. and she cant ever find a purse that is easy to get into and that stays together for very long.
ahh the purse… the window in to a womans soul.
No a purse is what women spend to much money on buying and too much time filling it up.
the purse of cash was heavy. a good thing for theese small time robbers. they ran into a crowded alley as they made their escape. one ran into a busy club hoping to go unnoticed.
when girls wear a purse they can never find anything in it that they need to. They always have to have such huge bags, and they also need one to match every last outfit they have. Even though they may have plenty of purses, they can always seem to find some distorted reason to find another.
my purse is a crazy black hole. It hold everything essential to my life. Money, make up, phone and Planner. It connects me to the world. It is my world put into one place.
“I’m pretty sure she stole it.”
“Stole what?”
“My purse! That crazy bitch stole my purse!”
“That crazy bitch Laurel that doesn’t have a license, drank a whole bottle of jager and then thought it would be a good idea to drive? That crazy bitch?”
“Yes.”
“Great, Mom, great.”
“Yeah, I know…it has all your kids’ information in it.”
“Information?” For the first time today I look at her.
“Yeah, social security numbers.”
“Shit, son,” Clifford, who is working on the car that broke down on the freeway the day before, quips, before realizing this is a daughter-mother argument between a child and an alcoholic.
dangling on the shoulders of girls carrying essentials for a rainy day chapstick pocketbooks fragrances essentials the things that matter most what is in your purse what do you carry with you from home what do you need with you what helps you get through the day when you are away from your residence.