sandwich

May 21st, 2010 | 228 Entries

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228 Entries for “sandwich”

  1. ew, they’re really gross. i really don’t like them. they smell really bad, and ugghgggh… everyone loves subway and i don’t. i hope nobody ever gets me a subway gift card. that would be weird. i don’t like sandwiches. they’re really dirty, i’m always uncomfortable around someone when they’re eating a sandwich.

    Sara
  2. Some things just don’t go in a sandwich
    like love and mustard
    or hot sauce and sanity

  3. I was sandwiched in between two of the most unappealing people in the world. The flight was going to be a long one, too. I was dreading it. I could smell sweat and unshowered fat people all around me. I thought I might throw up. I started saying a little prayer.

    Liz
  4. they can have whatever you want on them. they are however you design them. if you have one, it is the one thing in this weird world that you can choose for yourself, the one thing that you can be sure of.

  5. Bacon, tomato, lettuce, cheese. A sandwich made of love lies on the dinner table, ready to fill a stomach with warm and satisfaction.

  6. Sandvich! Moments with Heavy! Boo-ya! Look it up on Youtube ya’ll.

  7. I eat a sandwich everyday at work. My favorite type of sandwich is a french dip. My favorite sandwich restaurant is Jimmy Johns. They make the best sandwiches all night long.

    D Mon
  8. I wish that everyone in the world could have a simple sandwich. there would be no more hunger and everyone would be happier. i wish that sandwiches could make world peace possible.

  9. we try to sandwich into our lives the things that make us happy in between work and responsibility…I used to think that eve my dreams were boring…now…I am just thankful that I can still dream

    afalseterl
  10. i like vegetable sandwiches. my friends make fun of me for eating them & enjoying them, but i’m a vegetarian who gets sick of peanut butter easily. i really like sauteed mushroom sandwiches, with spinach, tomato, dijon mustard, and sun dried tomatoes. yum!

    rachel.
  11. Sandwich, what a great idea. Ellen could really go for one – raspberry and ham on stale rye, her favorite. With a side of beet chips. And some lemonade. You just couldn’t get a better snack.

    Patty Acer
  12. What is the easiest thing to eat for lunch? A sandwich! Turkey and french bread with mayo, mustard, lettuce, wax peppers, salt & pepper but the crowning glory of this sandwich is…bell peppers! They make it taste fresh and crunchy. Oh how I wish I had one now.

    Paulie
  13. its a delicious being created by women for their husbands and sometimes, men, who work at subway, make the sandwich for women. They do a wonderful job, though. I wonder if they have girlfriends

    Madison
  14. food. convenient food. we can take very little time to finish it and satisfy our appetite.

  15. i got a bitchin’ hand twitch and i’m making a sandwich.

    CONOR HANKINSON
  16. Why the heck did I just get the word “sandwich” again? I just had it. I think maybe that it could be a glitch or what ever the heck it wants to be. Either was, there is a known difference between the typical sandwich and a sammich. A sammich is known for its extra connotations of goodness while a sandwich is just that. A sandwich.

    Laura-Jo Karam
  17. Delicious piece of food that people enjoy eating. You can have ham and cheese, or maybe even swiss and roast beef. Doesn’t matter. You could have it grilled or maybe toasted. You can also get them with tuna on it. You can get them at Subway, too. They’re really good to eat.

    Laura-Jo Karam
  18. I made an account because I love the idea of this website. But I keep getting sandwich. A big, bullshit sandwich…

  19. sandwich… almost lunchtime. i wonder whether a sandwich would be a good idea when set against other options such as pasta or greasy takeaway. i don’t eat sandwiches much anymore… not since school.

  20. I like a good sandwich. I recently gave up white bread, so I eat rye or wheat now. It makes no matter to me: a good sandwich consists of meat, plenty of it, with some spicy condiments. I need something with parents and then something to make my mouth feel like its trapped in a burning building.

    Luke Stafford
  21. I like a good sandwich for lunch on rare occasions. I don’t like the lunch meat at the grocery store. My favorite sandwhich right now comes from Which Wich, hummus and avacado with various veggies and some melted cheese.

    m
  22. Do you know how much I love sandwiches? Even better, do you know how hard it is to spell. Even more so when I have to talk about it. Sandwiches. When I was younger I used to spell it Samwitches. It’s close enough, right? I didn’t see a problem with it. Why is it the lettuce always looks good on the commercials?

    Samii
  23. The sandwich sat on the table, innocent. It cried out to me but I resisted… pushed it away, knowing the evil that would flagellate me on the scales.

    Larry
  24. nothing sings joy as much as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on good ole wonder bread!

    tina
  25. an amazing cure for anxiety, depression, lethargy, isolation and hunger. An art form, that can mystify and engage .

    kurt rhoads
  26. can i persuade you to take a sandwich? that’s the first line of batman forever. quality film right there. i’ve been able to quote it since i was too young to even watch that movie. i really love batman a lot, but at the same time i’m not the super hero aficionado others are.

  27. sandwiched between sand and sky, she suffocates. She can barely breathe the desert air, thick with wind and despair.

  28. oh i want a sandwich
    thick bread meat
    crunchy lettuce
    all that and
    a bag of chips

  29. Sandwiches remind me of Joey on friends, every time. Every time I eat a sandwich I’m always like, these are alright, they’re not FANTASTIC, but they’re good, when I’m hungry, but I still wouldn’t count it as a full meal. Then I think about Joey, and his favourite meal is a sandwich. How can someone be just so satisfied by a sandwich? I feel like you need something on the side, maybe some chips, or mashed potatoes, I love mashed potatoes, but I guess that really goes with things like meat or chicken, maybe like meat loaf. I don’t know, but either way, Subway isn’t really satisfying, I guess unless it’s lunch, and you’re on the go, then okay I’ll have a sandwich.

    Gina
  30. so this one time, i made a sandwhich… well actually it was a catastrophy. i poured some water with it… and like. i sort of knocked the glass over, and my sandwhich got all watery and there was water on the floor. so i took off my socks and slid in the water. like no joke this actually happened. and it was super memorable. the end.

  31. Finally, my hunger has been defeated as I take a bite, and let the sweet jelly mix with the soft peanut butter. The taste sends my tongue on a wild ride to heaven, and my stomach finally quiets down.

  32. I had a sandwich for lunch today, my favorite kind. An everything bagel, sliced down the middle, toasted to golden perfection, slathered with mayonnaise and piled high with turkey and provolone cheese. It was heavenly.

    KT
  33. sandwhiches are good. my favorite kind is turkey, well actually salami. mostly i like them from subway though because they have really good dressing. i hate mayo on sandwhiches though. actually just in general mayo is pretty disgusting. soo yeah.. um i dont know anymore.

    alanna
  34. a sandwic made up of rubble and human body parts limbs sticking out hte sides look scrumptous to a giant. he came at about 4 30 this morning and asked me to teach him how to toast bread i told him i would if he agreed to go vegatarian, so he did now we are on the road together and on our quest to find the most god like sandwich on planet earth. once we are through we shall travel light years away to his distant home. we are best friends and the path is tough he has a hard time fitting in my jeep and i need many loaves of bread to keep him satisfied and alive but i love him and i will continue to make 46 peanut butter and jellies a day until our quest has been overcome. sushi sandwich

    loreal
  35. One order of a manwich sandwich please, shake and frys (;
    My boy fed me so I don’t know why, but I’m so hungry I could die

  36. yum, sometimes all i can think about is eating. Wow that sounds like a nut job thing to say. Turkey sandwiches are the best in my opinion. bacon is awesome on them, man lettuce is great too pie……..yum

    Lolita
  37. I made a sandwich and brought it out to him. Isn’t this what he always asked for? But he ignored me and watched the sun set. I asked what was wrong and he said nothing. “I’m just a dreamer. I’m never really here. Don’t take it personally.” I cried that night, I had lost the person I loved to an ever-changing horizon.

  38. nom nom nom
    i like food
    i want a samich
    nom nom nom
    sandwich equals full tummies
    and full tummies equal happiness!
    nom nom nom

    Meg
  39. bread yummy peanut butter and jelly butter summer fourth of July served with coffee

    stefanie
  40. Today I ate a sandwich. A soup sandwich. It was fucked up.

    Kaitlin