scissors

October 29th, 2009 | 469 Entries

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469 Entries for “scissors”

  1. SCISSORS CUT CUT SNIP SNIP SNIP THROUGH THE BRAINS OF GOATS AND TINY PEOPLE GIANT SCISSORS SCISSORS ATTACKING AHHH HERE

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    SCISSORS SEE OUR REFLECTIONS IN THE REFLECTING LIGHT OUR FACES CUT UP AND REFRACTING THEY SEE US THEY SEE US

    WHAT’S O NTHE OTHER SIDE OF SCISSORS? I DON’T WANT TO KNOW DO YOU WANT TO

    anon
  2. Three days ago me and malcolm decided to stab someone. it didnt really matter who and why we just wanted to stab someone. and the only thing we could think about to stab people with was my sisters plastic scissors. But how do you stab some one with pseudo sharpened scissors??

    Jeremy Barry Randall
  3. Scissors. Tijeras. Cutting through paper, fabric, flesh (surgeons). Two boy lying into each other…almost like spooing.

    Tori
  4. scissors are used to cut things, sometimes things need to be cut, sometimes they don’t. i like to think that everything is better when kept together, so im not a huge fan of scissors. besides, they can be dangerous if they fall into the wrong hands dont you know? scissors are also the name of a semi famous band. so thats cool.

    elizabeth
  5. EDWARD SCISSORHANDS.
    Edward ROCK HANDS.
    Edwars Paperhands?
    LOL… Youd be like… washing up, like “OMGZ, MY HANDS WENT SOGGY!”
    I spose Edward Scissorhands would be Eddie Rusthands soon enough though.
    Mmmm… WD40?
    Is that even what WD40 does? Hmmm…

    Pie (:
  6. I once saw a movie about running with them. I wonder if running is more fun with scissor in your hand? Is that why people do it? Is it the security of having sharp metal objects in your hand?

    Brigitte
  7. do not run with scissors. you’ll poke your eye out. one time in first grade, this kid ran with scissors and got an in school suspension. i’m still not sure why he got that big of a punishment…maybe no one had ever told him not to run with scissors before.

    May
  8. The child played with scissors, and then he got burned.

    Wait. That’s not the right proverb. Well, both of those are popular sayings, but mixing them results in something quite incoherent.

    In any case, don’t run with scissors or play with fire, kids. You’ll get burned and cut to ribbons. Simultaneously.

    vish
  9. i never run with them. they helped me make one of the best halloween costumes i’ve ever worn. little logos that show you where to cut, as if one couldn’t already guess to cut along the edges.

    MATT
  10. gofer, gofer the three
    on one, cut out your
    little
    hearts afire,
    twisty wishies
    all dolled up
    for Fall Fest
    and Yankee Delight
    & casual dress
    day in
    a foreign land. Hugh
    signs up &
    next thing
    you know, he’s been
    speared – gouged, really –
    gouged out
    to get right
    to the point,
    while all the fall
    foliage rains
    down on heads &
    goofy dog patterns
    in the Cecil B
    follies. I seem
    to have forgotten
    the way past
    visionary to
    just plain
    specs, cooling thunder,
    passive tense,
    & calling collect.

    paschal
  11. I always think, “Don’t run with them.” But really my creativity flows with them. Swirls, dips, cuts, snips,use them all time. Run rampant with them….

    Theamarie
  12. I’m a hairstylist, I use scissors everyday, all day. I cut hair, I thin hair, I style hair. sometimes I even want to take my scissors and stab them into someone’s neck but that’s only my twisted head. and I’m ok with that.

    Anonymous
  13. I use one hand to feed the baby, the other to cut my hair.

    matthew fries
  14. cut sharp hair skin wrist stab murder

    Diana
  15. so i took the scissors and walked to the mirror.
    i had had enough. i was so over my hair. the curls. the frizz. the waves. lifting them to the top of my head i scoopped up a waft of hair at the top. snip. boy that felt good. snip again. i continued until i felt myself again.

    kathakins
  16. as in rock, papper. don’t run with scissors. Someone famous invented them a believe; maybe michael Angelo. dunno. i always got stuck with the left handed ones in grade school.

    brian
  17. I was cut.
    The blades were so heavy.
    and shined so well.
    Twice or three times I reminded myself of their danger.
    But the snowflake knew no pain.
    It wanted a different name.
    I only recognized him as Whitefish.

    Paper Trials
  18. This is one of Dante’s favorite words. I remember when he was first learning about it from a picture book. The letter “S” was on the page. Scissors and “swan” were on the same page. He used to say it really funny. He can say it kind of normal now, but it is still cute coming out of a 3yo’s mouth. Now he can spell it, too.

    Melanie
  19. danger. scissors are dangerous. don’t run with scissors. I think of my grandmother telling me that. Don’t run with them. Walk, slowly. Slowly, walk. Scissors pointed down. I followed the directions. I walked with the scissors pointed down, at a 90 degree angle. I obeyed.

    Ashton
  20. don’t run with them. cut. clip. sharp. helpful. trim. haircut. help me create. useful. shiny. hard to find in my house.

    kristi
  21. The scissors ripped through his flesh inviting the cold wetness surrounding him inside his tired body. The scissors were his plaything, The thing that he loved the most in life,. His only friend. How could he ever live without his only friend.

    Tim
  22. The scissors cut easily through the old, musty fabric. The faded ivory was very soft against my fingers. I fondled it carefully. This is what my late mother’s wedding dress was made out of. I held the fabric to my nose and breathed in the comforting scent of my mother’s perfume, still lingering among the weave.

    Patience Stewart
  23. scissors are for cutting.

    nikolette
  24. dont run with scissors! they are dangerous!

    nikolette
  25. cut
    slit
    paper
    crafts
    project
    knife
    sharp
    dangerous
    machine

    StephanieLane
  26. I need my hair cut again, and need to make an appointment. While I am there, I must get them to do a massage when conditioning my hair before cutting it with their scissors.

    Claire
  27. I love sissors. I have always wanted to run with sissors and be a rebel, but i’ve always been too afraid. My mother used to get mad at me for stealing her little foldable sissors. They were the coolest things ever.

    Emily
  28. Cutting strips of paper, tape, clothing. Don’t run with scissors. Carry them with the sharp side down. Scissor Sisters. Scissors are fun. I have two pairs of scissors in my house. Scissors are a simple tool that haven’t changed much over time.

    Cassy
  29. I cut deeply into the stack of paper with my scissor scissor scissor arms. They opened, and collided together, shearing the paper into parts, separating it.

    Kev
  30. scissors cut stuff up. theyre sharp, you could cut yourself with them. they coe in lots of shapes and sizes, theyrre right or left handed, kitchen scizzors are sharp they can come with diferent edges, for craft so you can cut that up with them in different ways, they can cut sellotape but you could use your teeth instead, easier. scissors go missing all the time, they have blue handled ones in school, which are weird. god my grammars awful.

    Sarah
  31. silver, shiny, sharp, and crafty. they are needed often, but rarely can be found. the holidays are coming, and they will be dancing wildly with the festivities.

    TEM
  32. hands great johnny dep movie
    don’t run with them or you will lose and eye…has anybody every lost an eye from running with scissors?

    mm
  33. hands great johnny dep movie
    don’t run with them or you will lose and eye…has anybody every lost an eye from running with scissors?

    mm
  34. I try to cut a straight line with scissors and always fail. So, I thought I would try one of those rotary cutter wheels. Still failed. Sigh. Maybe with practice and a better straight edge. I will keep trying, though.

    Paula
  35. scissors are used to cut papaer etc. however they can also be used to ut hair. like my little story s character who wanted to cut her hair so baldy. so she jsut did it. of course her mother got really angry at her, screaming to glu her hair backh

    alica
  36. so i was dancing in my calssroom and my teacher was like could you cut me some cheese and i was like “hmm i guess Mrs. dumblebee” so i took scissors out form her drawer and started cutting cheese. but the i got an erection and i stop cutting i turned around knelt over mellisa hennebarry and fucked her in the behind.

    William Sujak
  37. scissors… some say sissor for scissors. I perfer the “s” on the end. It sounds dumb to say scissor for scissors. I bet if you polled folks most would prefer the s as I do. What do you think?

    Anita
  38. Cutting, snipping, slicing.
    Don’t run, handle with care, be careful. Watch where you are pointing them.

    Marvin
  39. Scissors are sharp objects. And we were always told not to run with them… Thats how I remember Childhood. Rules. Lots of them. I don’t remember any rules relating to scissors though. My mother didn’t care if I ran with them… Oh dear, Shows what she might really think of me.

    Bella
  40. Dotted lines: vindictive little love notes.
    Cut here, cut straight, but never tear.
    When sometimes all i want to do,
    is make pretty ivory confetti out of you.

    shonalou