the secretary was very hideous. she had a mole on the side of her left cheek that had a single strand of hair growing from it. as she gave me directions to the office i notces her horrible nails….
terry gibson
my secretary pisses me off. she doesn’t listen to a thing I say. I tell her to do one thing, she dose another. She doesn’t ask people if they would like to leave a message when they call, although I tell her to. She’s sleeping with my coffee boy. Those ignorant kids think I don’t know. I’d fire her, but I’m too lazy to find a new one.
Erin
She sits there, quietly, typing away at her desk. Her dark brown hair is pulled in to a messy bun and her glasses sit low on her nose. The room is empty and silent, but she doesn’t mind, she’s lost in her own world.
Skyler
I need a secretary. I need someone to keep track of my time with you. I need somone to record and budget my time so i can make every moment i have living well spent with you.
crisken
She was sitting there. Her legs were crossed and she was nervous. Nervous as to what he would tell her. Would he be upset? This wasn’t something that she truly wanted to be apart of, but knew that she couldn’t back out now. Her heart was never there with him.
Lindsey Fast
factory
Lisa
The secretary had a black bun pulled back tight, thighs spilling over the sides of her seat, and awkward bunches in her blue striped blouse. She was not a sexy secretary, but that was okay by her. This way, Edward Kennedy Trenton, her employer, would not grope up her legs. It was more than fine, because he seemed to like doing that, and all she could think about was her girlfriend’s quick fingers and sighs.
lograp
As always, should you or any of your OneWord force be caught, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions.
Good luck, Jim
the night i went to my fathers company i walked into his office not knowing he and his secretary were at it on his desk…ugh the nightmares ill have.
Brit
secretary
tim short
i used to be a secretary. i don’t think I could ever have a secretary because I’m too afraid to tell someone to do something for me. Or maybe I’m afraid they’ll do it wrong. Or they might tell me what to do instead. why do we link secretary with women?
Jamee
The secretary walked in she looked around, and sat. Slowly but surely she opened up her desk drawer slowly drawing out a clean single sheet of paper. Her pen poised, she began. Carefully she wrote the words each one more deliberate then the last. A slow grin spread across her face as she folded the paper and slipped it into her vest pocket.
Mallika Viegas
secretary’s do all sorts of technical things for offices as far as answering phones to filing and running errands. Secretary’s are not just limited to women nowdays, many secretary’s are men.
Alyssa
I look at my secretary. She looks back. But her face is not blank like mine. Her face has suggestions written all over it. Suggestions I will take her up on in my office, once this place is closed.
j
Staring at the secretary and the hundreds of unopened bills strewn on top, he exhaled slowly, as if controlling letting the air out would slow the flow of money in the same way.
Audrey
AGGG! cried the secretary! I forgot the copies at Kinko’s! Don’t worry, said a cool stranger. I’ll pick them up for you; I’m on my way there now. The secretary looked at him with raised eyebrows. Really? she said. I thought you were going in the other direction…
LZ
Underpaid, underprivleged and most often looked at in a sexist manner, a secretary is commonly thought of as a woman. She wears high heels, garish makeup and is never frumpy.
Jen
I have gotten this word at least 5 times now.
Secretaries.
They are so underappreciated.
I hope they remember the mediator.
They have to make copies.
I bet they hate cleaning lobbies.
LZ
Bill Clinton. Blank of state.Affair. Glasses. Library. Office situation. Monica Lewinski. Pencils. Bun.
Dave Stockham
on it now
Enchained
I loved all of my secretary’s.
They are indispensable.
Everybody knows that a good secretary is worth his or her weight in gold.
pat
The secretary walked into the office. It had been some time since she had conversed with her boss, and this was one of the few times that she knew it wouldn’t be enjoyable. Ever since the incident a few weeks back, things between her and Wally just hadn’t been
blemly
She is the boss’s go-to girl. She knows all the passwords, all his schedules, all his appointments, and everything important to him.
arra Jane Concepcion
the movie with maggie gyllenhal. sexy. I’m no secretary.
Rebecca
So, my secretary was starring at me, as if she knew i would pulll her out of her place. So i told her- The truth is that I love you. Come to live with me- I killed your wife- I did0nt love her
OriginalBBB
My secretary is an odd person. Not because of anything she does specifically. She dresses normally, speaks normally, behaves normally in general. She’s an odd person because she’s just there. And I realize this is my own hang ups that I’m placing on her. You see, I don’t think I should have a secretary. I can’t believe that I’m important enough, busy enough, or powerful enough to warrant one.
AFS
A small shuffle could be heard down the hall. Inside the large double black doors, a woman could be seen shuffling through some items at the glass desk in the center. It looked like the secretary wasn’t innocent after all.
crazy
i’m thinking of maggie gyllenhal in the movie. especially the stockings with the line down the back. this is unlike most secretary positions anyone will ever have, but it may be in the back on their minds as they stare off into space at their desk in between phone calls. at least that’s what i did this summer.
Emilie Greenhalgh
gets coffee, files, and stares at a bleak world where she is worth more and has a fabulous loaction like a beach or a cabana boy with a palm frond to fan her with while she eats lucious grapes and pina coladas not burned black coffee and filing paperclips according to size.
Meghan
She stares at her rep lip stain delicately kissed upon her coffee mug. She rubs her thumb smearing the stain causing more damage than before. Tears flood her Sapphire eyes dropping to the endless amount of paper work needed to be complete. “I quit.”
Ashley
principal cathcart boulevard walking down the hall and seeing the photos of previous principals and teachers of the school. libraries and police officers with handcuffs for children who flash their genitalia.
alan gifford
She was sitting there. Her fishnet tights peeking through the gap in her skirt. He watched. What would his wife think if she knew…. A loving dad by evening and a serial philanderer by day. But she was irrestible, his own personal secretary…
F
office desk
talk
chatter
secretive
boss
maybe
maybe just lonely
bitchy
maybe just innocent
smile
fake smile
maybe just nervous
you never know
freya
He waited long in his office. He couldnt work properly. The inbox was full with fresh mails. His table was crowded with files for his signature and clearance. But still something was bothering him. He just couldnt work. Yeah, his secretary was on leave today..!!
Vinz
the secretary was bent over the desk, her tears flowing in drips to the page on the desktop, soaking the ink and making it run. she couldn’t catch her breath, not even as she tried and tried and tried. he knew it too. he knew it would happen, just like all the times before when she would cry, and the ink would run, and her words were soaked.
laura
paper, phone, blazer, person who occasionally has affairs with their boss, short skirts, high heels, sticky notes, annoying, gum smacker
Hanz Sars
secretaries are interesting people. Their jobs can be kind of boring but still fun. You answer phones, schedule stuff as well. It seems like it could be quite hectic. In movies they seem like the serious.. not very emotional people. And usually they are women. I dont know why. Im sure guys could be as well.
Abbers
The young woman ran her hands along the horses flank and grinned at the muscles twitching under her touch. This horse was bred absolutely pure from champion stock. She sighed and shook her head moving to the next stall where Danny stood. Impure and strong, he would likely win this race anyway.
JO
fit friendly approachable not brilliantly clever but nice all the same glasses and coffee machines smile
timmy
Secretary, my mom was a secretary. Ill probably be a secretary. Hopefully one with a pencil skirt, pregnant belly and champagne at the office Christmas party. Hey desks were made sturdy for a reason right?
the secretary was very hideous. she had a mole on the side of her left cheek that had a single strand of hair growing from it. as she gave me directions to the office i notces her horrible nails….
my secretary pisses me off. she doesn’t listen to a thing I say. I tell her to do one thing, she dose another. She doesn’t ask people if they would like to leave a message when they call, although I tell her to. She’s sleeping with my coffee boy. Those ignorant kids think I don’t know. I’d fire her, but I’m too lazy to find a new one.
She sits there, quietly, typing away at her desk. Her dark brown hair is pulled in to a messy bun and her glasses sit low on her nose. The room is empty and silent, but she doesn’t mind, she’s lost in her own world.
I need a secretary. I need someone to keep track of my time with you. I need somone to record and budget my time so i can make every moment i have living well spent with you.
She was sitting there. Her legs were crossed and she was nervous. Nervous as to what he would tell her. Would he be upset? This wasn’t something that she truly wanted to be apart of, but knew that she couldn’t back out now. Her heart was never there with him.
factory
The secretary had a black bun pulled back tight, thighs spilling over the sides of her seat, and awkward bunches in her blue striped blouse. She was not a sexy secretary, but that was okay by her. This way, Edward Kennedy Trenton, her employer, would not grope up her legs. It was more than fine, because he seemed to like doing that, and all she could think about was her girlfriend’s quick fingers and sighs.
As always, should you or any of your OneWord force be caught, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions.
the night i went to my fathers company i walked into his office not knowing he and his secretary were at it on his desk…ugh the nightmares ill have.
secretary
i used to be a secretary. i don’t think I could ever have a secretary because I’m too afraid to tell someone to do something for me. Or maybe I’m afraid they’ll do it wrong. Or they might tell me what to do instead. why do we link secretary with women?
The secretary walked in she looked around, and sat. Slowly but surely she opened up her desk drawer slowly drawing out a clean single sheet of paper. Her pen poised, she began. Carefully she wrote the words each one more deliberate then the last. A slow grin spread across her face as she folded the paper and slipped it into her vest pocket.
secretary’s do all sorts of technical things for offices as far as answering phones to filing and running errands. Secretary’s are not just limited to women nowdays, many secretary’s are men.
I look at my secretary. She looks back. But her face is not blank like mine. Her face has suggestions written all over it. Suggestions I will take her up on in my office, once this place is closed.
Staring at the secretary and the hundreds of unopened bills strewn on top, he exhaled slowly, as if controlling letting the air out would slow the flow of money in the same way.
AGGG! cried the secretary! I forgot the copies at Kinko’s! Don’t worry, said a cool stranger. I’ll pick them up for you; I’m on my way there now. The secretary looked at him with raised eyebrows. Really? she said. I thought you were going in the other direction…
Underpaid, underprivleged and most often looked at in a sexist manner, a secretary is commonly thought of as a woman. She wears high heels, garish makeup and is never frumpy.
I have gotten this word at least 5 times now.
Secretaries.
They are so underappreciated.
I hope they remember the mediator.
They have to make copies.
I bet they hate cleaning lobbies.
Bill Clinton. Blank of state.Affair. Glasses. Library. Office situation. Monica Lewinski. Pencils. Bun.
on it now
I loved all of my secretary’s.
They are indispensable.
Everybody knows that a good secretary is worth his or her weight in gold.
The secretary walked into the office. It had been some time since she had conversed with her boss, and this was one of the few times that she knew it wouldn’t be enjoyable. Ever since the incident a few weeks back, things between her and Wally just hadn’t been
She is the boss’s go-to girl. She knows all the passwords, all his schedules, all his appointments, and everything important to him.
the movie with maggie gyllenhal. sexy. I’m no secretary.
So, my secretary was starring at me, as if she knew i would pulll her out of her place. So i told her- The truth is that I love you. Come to live with me- I killed your wife- I did0nt love her
My secretary is an odd person. Not because of anything she does specifically. She dresses normally, speaks normally, behaves normally in general. She’s an odd person because she’s just there. And I realize this is my own hang ups that I’m placing on her. You see, I don’t think I should have a secretary. I can’t believe that I’m important enough, busy enough, or powerful enough to warrant one.
A small shuffle could be heard down the hall. Inside the large double black doors, a woman could be seen shuffling through some items at the glass desk in the center. It looked like the secretary wasn’t innocent after all.
i’m thinking of maggie gyllenhal in the movie. especially the stockings with the line down the back. this is unlike most secretary positions anyone will ever have, but it may be in the back on their minds as they stare off into space at their desk in between phone calls. at least that’s what i did this summer.
gets coffee, files, and stares at a bleak world where she is worth more and has a fabulous loaction like a beach or a cabana boy with a palm frond to fan her with while she eats lucious grapes and pina coladas not burned black coffee and filing paperclips according to size.
She stares at her rep lip stain delicately kissed upon her coffee mug. She rubs her thumb smearing the stain causing more damage than before. Tears flood her Sapphire eyes dropping to the endless amount of paper work needed to be complete. “I quit.”
principal cathcart boulevard walking down the hall and seeing the photos of previous principals and teachers of the school. libraries and police officers with handcuffs for children who flash their genitalia.
She was sitting there. Her fishnet tights peeking through the gap in her skirt. He watched. What would his wife think if she knew…. A loving dad by evening and a serial philanderer by day. But she was irrestible, his own personal secretary…
office desk
talk
chatter
secretive
boss
maybe
maybe just lonely
bitchy
maybe just innocent
smile
fake smile
maybe just nervous
you never know
He waited long in his office. He couldnt work properly. The inbox was full with fresh mails. His table was crowded with files for his signature and clearance. But still something was bothering him. He just couldnt work. Yeah, his secretary was on leave today..!!
the secretary was bent over the desk, her tears flowing in drips to the page on the desktop, soaking the ink and making it run. she couldn’t catch her breath, not even as she tried and tried and tried. he knew it too. he knew it would happen, just like all the times before when she would cry, and the ink would run, and her words were soaked.
paper, phone, blazer, person who occasionally has affairs with their boss, short skirts, high heels, sticky notes, annoying, gum smacker
secretaries are interesting people. Their jobs can be kind of boring but still fun. You answer phones, schedule stuff as well. It seems like it could be quite hectic. In movies they seem like the serious.. not very emotional people. And usually they are women. I dont know why. Im sure guys could be as well.
The young woman ran her hands along the horses flank and grinned at the muscles twitching under her touch. This horse was bred absolutely pure from champion stock. She sighed and shook her head moving to the next stall where Danny stood. Impure and strong, he would likely win this race anyway.
fit friendly approachable not brilliantly clever but nice all the same glasses and coffee machines smile
Secretary, my mom was a secretary. Ill probably be a secretary. Hopefully one with a pencil skirt, pregnant belly and champagne at the office Christmas party. Hey desks were made sturdy for a reason right?