secretary

March 2nd, 2010 | 171 Entries

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171 Entries for “secretary”

  1. Blueberries and Blackberries and RED Staplers.

    megan
  2. The secretary was only doing her job, typing up a memo as quickly as she could. That’s when he showed up and it all began. The stranger barged into her boss’s office and demanded that he return the money.

    Lauren
  3. Secretarys are very rude to me. I went into my school office and they were paying more attention to Ellen on the office TV than my bloody nose. It made me feel very depressed that I was less important than a 3 minute dance sequence.

    arrie
  4. The secretary quickly filed the papers that had been left on her desk. Did she read correctly. Was this what she thought it was. She had to pull the file out and take another look. “My God!

    Fred
  5. A sectretary is a oerson who helps thier boss, gets thier emails and gets thier coffee..

    Cassie
  6. Taking notes all day, a strand of hair dangling over her face as her brow furrows in concentration. Professional, precise…these words become her as she misses not a single word of dialog in the room.

    Jim
  7. The secetory smiled through gritted teeth, the customer was being difficult.. Well actually he was being down right rude! But years of experience had told her that arguing with them or.. Hitting them as she had done the first time someone had given her lip, was not the best of ideas!

    Lily
  8. she doesnt know where she is going in life. she is lost. constantly typing dictation after dictation. this mirrors her life. the same boring everything over and over again. always following, never leading.

    katie brennan
  9. hello my name is steven im awesome.

    Sam
  10. a secretary normaly wears leggings high heels a black skirt a jacket and make up and her hair up

    ted
  11. He stood there looking at her. he could stand there for ever. she typed away at her computer, answered the phone and wrote down a message with her long fingers and limber hand, her skirt ended just below her knees. her lips were cherry red, oh how he longed for her, miss secretary was her name.

    Joel
  12. boring i want someshing fun

    darcy smells
  13. A secretary is someone who is fromal and helps people with stuff. They where formal stuff like the black pants and grey skirts and stuff like !!!:)

    jayde hicks
  14. a person that helps out the president or what ever. i was a sectetary in primary school its a responsible job for people that are ……. responsible

    sexy
  15. Slowly the mouse grew damp where he held it. The fright in his eyes seeping through to his fingertips, wetting the plastic, making it slippery. He hope he didn’t have to do this to his boss but there was no other choice. She had been so good to him. His finger hovered over the mouse once last second and then

    traveler
  16. secretary i think is a person that does and works in a office. i think i don’t know. it is a job that does work like a bussiness job. i really don’t know what it is i have heard about it but not sure what it is. i don’t know! i thnk they help you?

    delaynie
  17. secretary I;m pretty sure that a job but I’m not sure they do? Are they like important to businesses? I’m not sure. how much time to I have left I don’t think I want to be a secretary because i don’t know what it is! Now I want to know what one is. It’s not fair why did you ge that in my head?! oh well. secretary secratary I still don’t know what its is. um secratary is it something to do with PARLEMent? Can it be more than one thing? grr out of all the topics why this one?

    Jess
  18. Prim, neatly tucked and pressed and typing away at her desk. Clikety clackety. She has three kids waiting at home for her, and a lout of a husband, but here at work she’s just the blank face who takes phone calls and photocopies things for people. She’s never really bored at work, but she’s never interested either. She never creates, just copies.

    Sarah
  19. Taylor. Taylor is a really werid person.She can be nice if you hurt she won’t talk to you again. She loves soccer and tea-ball. She plays tea-ball in school and soccer out side of school. She has a brother named blake. He lives in melbourne with her dad.

    Taylor
  20. a pesobn who helps keep track of everything in a buissness and takes phone calls.it is helps in meeings.

    Sam B
  21. ji my names jayde and i like playing netball and stuff like that. Im 12 turning 13 in november. I go to eaglhawk secandry college and my best friens are Tayla.m Taylor.Ks Emma.d so yeah thats a bit about me!

    jayde
  22. A secretary is a person who is yoir helper at your job she will get you a coffee… or get your mail i would lovea secretary! :)

    Cassie Coughlan
  23. Well secertarys are like some form of person that is a helper and i think they can be involved in politics and i hate politics and i recon it is quite crap
    in futere i hope to have my own

    Josh
  24. someone who owns some money at a footy club or something like that. it is really wierd

    lachie
  25. this is a person who is a job worker i dont know hello i mean happy helping with the job secreary

    siobhan
  26. the blonde haired student.
    Sitting silently behind
    A wooden desk
    topped with a beautifully white binder.

    evie
  27. In jr. High the secretary was named Gloria. She was a middle aged unhappy woman. I always thought to myself “Wow. I never want to be in the place she is now.”

    Kyra
  28. “What a bag” Paula thought as she walked out of the building, “time to hire a new secretary. She just kicked out the only person who can save the company.”

    Janet
  29. The secretary was cautiously optimistic about her career future. She wanted that promotion, but wasn’t sure if she was going to get it, especially after that horrid interview.

    Near
  30. under-rated, stereotyped… never wanted to be one.

    Ana lewis
  31. the last one available, and all she did was take it. to stand out in a crowd she ate it. the secretary took no other joys in life than to eat the last donut in the box.

    andie
  32. The secretary smiled at me and asked, “May I help you?” You may book a time with the exchange director for me, perhaps, or you may redirect me to the correct department, but you will never be able to help me.

    ac
  33. a secretary helps out the president.

    paul weaver
  34. She sat with her legs crossed at the knees, shorthand notebook on the desk, pen posed to take dictation. She had been Hugh Bannock’s secretary for three years now and had been in love with him for at least two and a half. He was not a handsome man, but some would say he had charm. He was married with three children, one of which was autistic.

    roxanne
  35. amazingly quick and expert at expressing needs, takes notes, reads, learns, supports, helps, knows, arranges, organizes, pleases, negotiates

    Beverley
  36. Controversial business class outfits and affairs with the boss. Boring horn rimmed glasses and stacks of meaningless paper. Ugly ones are such a waste. Eight dollars an hour just doesn’t seem worth it.

    Briana
  37. A secretary is someone who really runs the show. Without a the secretary, how would we ever get to make fun the incompetant boss-figure? Why, we’d have to hire competent people to do important jobs! Where’s the fun in that?

    Josh
  38. The secretary walked in with high heeled shoes and a tank top like a Hooters waitress getting herself through college. She didn’t look serious, smart; just the way most girls do. She looked at the files and stared confused at the words and the files named F-7.

    Scythe42
  39. i think of creepy old guys who get with their secretaries who are straight up whores for sleeping with a married man. I HATE SLUTS.

    Paige Danielson
  40. her fingers brushed the keys with delicate precision. she had given up on all other professions, so here she sat. she was a cliche in a world of indifference, belittled by her own inaction.

    gabatron