secretary

March 2nd, 2010 | 171 Entries

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171 Entries for “secretary”

  1. I used to say my secret dream was to be a secretary. It was really a result of my love of organization and my secret desire to embrace all things feminine. Maybe as a part of my journey of reconciling my feminist, lesbian, and feminine identities. But really, I still think I could rock a pencil skirt and look damn good searching through a rolladex.

    Emily
  2. Every day quite similiar to one previous. Papers, stapler, copies, coffee. Mundane. Daydreaming. No real necessity to concentrate or challenge yourself. only to please and serve.

    alex
  3. I’ve heard of secretary and boss relations, and I want to try that. It seems to be amazing, an adventure. Amazing sex.

    niki
  4. I had never met a vampire like him before. I’d met many more, but he was different. He spent most of his time watching the waves of the ocean on the balcony of the house. He sighed a lot, and when I asked him what was wrong he would only smile and shake his head, grinning. It always confused me how indifferent he could be at such trouble times.

    Lexi
  5. My secretary laid out my schedule for the day. It all looked pretty normal as I glanced through it, until I came to the 9:00 meeting with C. Dracula. When I asked her about it, all she could tell me was that he had money to spend but refused to meet me during daylight hours.

    Doug McIntire
  6. Secretaries are important people……doing important jobs. If they wouldn’t be there to answer the phone….who would answer all those impatient questions, and frustrated customers?

    Emily
  7. when i think of secretarys i think of clean places. places i might want to work some day. places where many movie stars have filled those exact shoes while acting. i think of amazing boyfriends and succesful careers. pretty women and high heels. bright colors and thrilling outfits available at neiman marcus. i glamorize them and the mystery they have.

    charlotte
  8. it’s what i do. or maybe not. maybe i’m more than that. maybe i’m someone going somewhere.

    laura
  9. they had contests over who would make the best slutty secretary. short skirts, high heels, low-cut blouses. this was all in chemistry class sophomore year, in the back of the room, voices low and humming, a soft drone so the teacher wouldn’t hear.

    girl
  10. i saw this movie called Secretary one time. most people find it a bit jacked up but i love it. and you get to see Maggie Gilllenwhatevers boobs and bush. love that too.

    mike o
  11. It wasn’t love. It was purely physical, just for sex. That’s why I married her. So I could have my way with her whenever I so desired. I do believe she loved me, but I could never be sure. I was young and happy with the sex. And then, I got a new secretary. Who I truly did love. Karma has a sense of irony.

    Rylee
  12. la secretaria corrio asustada buscando una salida de la oficina, al encontrarla cerrada no tuvo mas opcion que rendirse a las circunstacias.

    javier
  13. secretaries are going to be obsolete soon. technology will overcome the tasks for a secretary.

    sam
  14. Oh how boring the job must be. Surely it is. Only a boring person would take is insipid position in government. What ever happened to being someone in life?

    Gomar
  15. Mr Adams stared over at his new secretary. She was particularly luscious and yet familiar some how. “Have we met before Harriet?” he asked. “Yes, Mr Adams, back when I used to be called Harry. We went to school together……..”

    Annemarie
  16. My next door neighbor is a secretary. She’s pretty awesome. Her son used to be ,y be friend. We don’t really talk anymore. That’s life, I guess. I’m good at not talking to people after A while. I just give up on them for sucking.

    Em
  17. she is not as appreciated as she should be. she is the backbone of the whole organization. nothing could happen without her.. umm…. great people take this positions and

    bubbles
  18. This is such a crap word. I can’t even spell secretary without looking up at the top of the screen. Really. I can’t write nothing on this word. Oneword, your slipping up. I’m done. Not even using the full time. smh.

    Rachel
  19. I think that if you have a hot secretary you could probably do stuff them. Which would be pretty hot! Especially if she is totally into it, but she should also be useful to you because if you have a useless secretary they won’t be that great even if you do do stuff with them

    Kelsey Kennedy-LeBlanc
  20. Help me find my way through this maze of papers.

    He’s so unorganized.

    shannon
  21. The big bad wolf comes to mind. Some creepy old dude in his big black suit. Corrupt is the best word for him. He can have anything he wants. Even the pretty little number he hired to file away papers. What’s love? Another word.

    Emilee
  22. The secretary’s job is never easy, it’s always stressful for her o him. They never have enough time to get the work done, they always have to finish up the day’s work the next day. They are forever bossed around by the big boss man.

    Payten Fisher
  23. glasses, pencil skirt.
    type type type
    tidy hair and a quiet mouth
    put up with all the bullshit
    chair
    lunch
    work
    home
    party party party

    kayster
  24. the secretary is a movie that stars maggie gyllenhall and one time my friend had a secretary themed birthday party. she was turning 22 and everyone wore leather and lace. There were cupcakes that said things like “eat me” and “harder” and it was generally just a naughty situation. At the end of the night we all played spin the bottle and I think I kissed every person in the room.

    joan
  25. i have a schooo secertary i forgot her name umm yeah it can be a us secreary too one of my spelling words wus secretary

    z
  26. My mom she works as a secretary and she is the best at her job. she organizes

    Evelyn
  27. what is the reason they sit behind a desk all day? no body will every know. The only person who knows is them. Well why, I ask. I honestly don’t see the reason you sit behind a desk for something other than fun?

    Rex
  28. a boring person that likes to sit at desks all day doing boring things just for a paycheck. I mean, why dont just do something you love? why do it just for the money? that is my thinking

    Rex
  29. i am a secretary who enjoys to write about what everyone says. wirte down to the vary brethe of one’s pause, yes that does mean i record when someone sneezes along with the exact time, including miliseconds.

    Agu Ernst
  30. Secretary. One who assists. Affairs. He always has an affair with the secretary. Have you ever seen Liar Liar? Jim Carrey had an affair with his secretary. “I’ve had better.” Secretary: a whore with glasses. Just kidding. But sometimes they are. Anyways, they are helpful. And they answer phones.

    Sarah
  31. “Goddamnit,” he muttered. “Why do I pay you if you’re going to screw me over in front of my damn boss?”

    She adjusted the glasses on the tip of her nose, all silky movements and cool indifference. “Before you backtalk the help, you should probably remember who makes your coffee.”

    Anna
  32. its a secret i love her. she’s the one of my dreams and she works for me. she’s my slave and she will do everything for me. find the files of the world. I love her so much. she is a goddess.

    Jens
  33. person that sits at the desk

    danielle
  34. in your secret heart i think you are something of a secretary and you take calls and shuffle papers. and though on the outside you are lying in the glass i can’t help but think you are at a desk in your mind

    jericho
  35. in your secret heart i think you are something of a secretary and you take calls and shuffle papers. and though on the outside you are lying in the glass i can’t help but think you are at a desk in your mind

    jericho
  36. There was this movie with Maggie Gyllenhal where she was a secretary and she liked to be spanked. It was an interesting movie but I felt awk watching it because it was with my aunt. And she was obviously not enjoying it. I don{t think I{ll see it again.

    Juanita
  37. He couldn’t resist her button-up shirts and sky-high heels – the way her neck arched as she spoke quietly into the phone and the graceful slope of her back as she arced into a stretch. There were secrets he wanted to uncover underneath the thin fabric of her blouse, and he made it his sole purpose to button down that button-up and make her totter in those sky-high heels; to arch his neck into hers and feel all the secrets hidden along the slope of her back for himself.

    Anna
  38. They’ve made some adjustments to the schedule, you know. Train leaves every night at 6, is due in at maybe around 9:30. It’s no use standing around on the platform. You’d best find yourself a warm place to sleep and buy yourself a decent dinner.

    r.a.
  39. If only my stockings were a little bit tighter and blacker, so I didn’t have to pull them up at the thighs, hoping no one is looking. Fuck them for looking, it is sweaty at this desk and my bra strap chafes. But, I glance around anyway.

    Yoli
  40. Ummm I guess secretaries are plain, I think of school and work. Grey, old lady with glasses.

    Hannah