shampoo

March 26th, 2009 | 209 Entries

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209 Entries for “shampoo”

  1. When I take a bath, I usually suck it up and use the shampoo that’s closest to me. Why? Cause I hate to stand up. So what happens in the long run, is that my dandruff gets worse and I end up smelling like Johnson & Johnson because I used my 19month old’s shampoo instead of adult stuff. At least I’m picky enough not to use the Axe wash that my 14 year old uses. Honestly, you’d think I would be smart enough to grab it before I sit down in the tub, but nooooo. I usually jump right in becuase the water is so warm and soothing and I really just need to sit down and decompress from my day. Then about 10 seconds later I look up and yup… there’s my shampoo on the top shelf of the towel rack… staring at me… offended because I forgot about it and left it there all lonely next to the razor blades that I keep forgetting to switch into my long underused razor. I thought…

    Misty
  2. Walking to the place where I shampoo myself once again with all my might. Washing away the dirts that itch me so much.

    frammie
  3. I was looking for the shampoo, when it happen. The alien spacecraft appeared through the window. And my world was never the same.

    Olivier D
  4. I used shampoo about 15 minutes ago. It gets rid of dirt, sweat, and any other unclean substance on my head.

    J Sal
  5. the smell of raspberries in your hair and the creaminess of yogurt blend into a scent-sational experience. i dream of how you are lying next to me with your hair splayed out.

    Laureen
  6. this is the stuff that makes my hair shiny and smooth….for about an hour…. Why is it that I feel that each time I buy a new bottle – it’ll turn my ho-hum hair into a vivacious model’s hair??

    deb
  7. The shampoo smell was so strong that I needed to leave the room. It was too much for me, to inhale and to remember all that was once mine. Which of course, I had lost. I wondered why scents could be so empowering. And so vivid. And such amazing memory instigators.

    AngeliC
  8. my shamppo is clear i loe it!!! i dont know why but it relives my itchy scalp!! if i use the oily one my hair will get itchy, if i use the itchy one, my hair will get oily.

    Naomi
  9. Washing your hais is so nice. This word reminds me of small dogs for some reason… Lol. Poodles? I don’t know why…

    Carmine
  10. i use shampoo every day. Shampoo is shame and poo. Every day use. Conditioner is required. Shampoo is good for hair. I use Nyle. Shampoo has nothing do with poo. Shampoo is the best thing for the head. There is one called head and shoulder

    d
  11. Whenever I see Herbal Essences shampoo, I think of the fantastic, outrageous, quirky ads that come with it. Remember the erotic moans of the girls in the shower fiddling with shampoo studs? *aahh* *oooh* (snigger).

    lal
  12. i use it daily

    cilia
  13. a shampoo is only as good as it smells. of course, it has to work as well.

    yf
  14. He looked at the shampoo bottle as the hot water flowed over his body. “Lather, rinse, repeat, huh?” He thought. He popped the top off and began the process.

    Doug
  15. Shampoo is soap for your head. Why don’t we have margay, the soap for your arms, or gormeal, the soap for your feet? Not that it matters or anything.

    DB
  16. The instructions. Seriously. Rinse and repeat. If I need to repeat, the shampoo is not doing its job. Plus, who has time to repeat. I barely have the time to wash my hair to begin with.

    pam
  17. i drank all he shampoo with fruits. i wanted to die, a clean death. bubbles coming out my mouth. my head was high, and i was going to paradise. the paradise where donkeys sing songs.

    mies
  18. The shampoo I bought yesterday were totally a joke… I could not find any openings… believe it or not…

    rin
  19. I need it, can’t survive without it. I wonder if rapunzel used as much shampoo as I do. Extremely essential, don’t know whta i’d do with out it

    MYBprincess
  20. I need it, can’t survive without it. I wonder if rapunzel used as much shampoo as I do. Extremely essential, don’t know whta i’d do with out it

    MYBprincess
  21. Wow, it’s something I use every day. It’s so important to my life cos it makes my hair clean and smell nice. Without washing my hair with shampoo at least once a day, I wouldn’t be able to feel safe and secure and like a human being. So this shampoo thing, though it doesn’t take up a major part of my life, it would be so evident if it were gone. I can’t explain any further.

    Shampoo can come in many forms.

    HERBAL ESSENCES, anyone?

    Mabel
  22. i’ve used a shampoo awhile ago.

    kheyes23
  23. gonna wash that man right outa my hair im gonna wash that man right outa my hair ooh ooh ooh ooh. i’m gonna wash that man right outa my hair im gonna wash that man right outa my hair ooh ooh ooh ooh! wash that man right outa my hair!

    tralala
  24. shampoo is actually both a noun and a verb– and I lOOOOOVE ambiguity. I also love to shampoo– the existential act of cleaning– staring over– complete with a scalp massage and a lovely scent. bliss. and, of course, the promise, however farfetched, of lookin g so much better than I did before my shower because of the magical properties of the shampoo itself. I will morph from a greying, short hair with significant (sad) roots) into a young mother with lush, healthy hair, smiling and tossing my mane in slo-mo.

    Noonie
  25. the smell of your shampoo lingers. the smell of your skin lingers. the feel of you lingers, and I can’t decide if I want it to.

    vamps
  26. the shampoo advertisement was very thrilling and had a strange sense of humour that only little people may have the thought to appreciate.

    choo jia hong
  27. the shampoo advertisement was very thrilling and had a strange sense of humour that only little people may have the thought to appreciate.

    choo jia hong
  28. The shampoo sat like most shower objects do, laying haphazardly in my tub. It wasn’t in any way key to anything really, or for that matter had any relevance to anything. i’m just messy.

    kelsey
  29. “skeaky clean” said the duck
    coconut and papaya said the cat as she licked her paw- yummy yum

    sid
  30. In my hair. Foam and froth. But watch your eyes. Aaaah. The burning, except if its Johnson’s. What do they put in their formula. What don’t they put in? Are all other shampoos containing some evil formula turning us into genetic hybrids We will never know. Healthy looking hair. Why does it just ‘look’ healthy. I want healthy hair.

    Jonny
  31. i used my shampoo everyday. it makes my hair soft and shiny. it is often used together with a conditioner for a complete hair treatment. shampoos come with different scents.

    kimberly07
  32. whats this is my hands?
    its silky. sticky. gooey. when it washes off it leaves a rough texture. nice. its from down under. the place where the sun don’t shine. ooh. i’m beginning to love it.

    it smells great.

    its shampoo.

    shao
  33. “I think Shampoo is a sham, poo(h)!”

    lol
  34. I breathed in the scent of soft,sweet-smelling shampoo as I entered the room.It was so filled of her prescence and there she was,lying on the bed,seemingly so fragile.

    sandaye
  35. Shampoo is used daily by everyone, there will be exceptions where some people just don’t shower. Shampoo helps my hair smell nice so when someone taller than me stands beside me won’t have to wrinkle his nose due to the terrible smell of sweat that is kept in the many strands of hair.

    vanessa yap
  36. Shampoo shampoo.
    Many ways I love thee.
    Easy to lampoon,
    Just like my dog’s poo.

    Kelvin*
  37. it is good for hair keeps your hiar bouncy and clean which makes ur personality looks good shapmoo have some side effects if it is use exsecivly and it is important to use it according to your hair type

    Mahmood Faridi
  38. shampoo is not poo. it is soap for the hair. the funny thing about it is that it is in liquid form. soaps are not in liquid.

    ara
  39. ok one world for all eaqually devivded between people to use as they see fit as long as it hurts no one ao the world at all death is the punishment if you break this law its up to us to make life and the one world pure

    matt walter
  40. I have sensitive scalp, so i am always on the lookout for a shampoo that suits me.

    helldiver