shower

September 14th, 2009 | 329 Entries

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329 Entries for “shower”

  1. i took a shower this morning.

    lauren
  2. They say that I should take more. My hair is starting to dread-up and become nappy with grime. I sort of like the dreads, though.

    JRRR
  3. Whenever I’m in the shower, I can’t help but think about all the different songs I could sing that would be really cliche. But right when I’m about to sing, I remember it’s 5:00AM and the walls are so thin that I’d wake everyone up :P

    Sydney
  4. The hot steam cascaded out from the shower. It was relazing against my cool skin, and for a moment my worries drifted away… I crumpled against the cold shower tile, and sobbed. He was truly gone…

    Nicole
  5. The shower is the place where penises fall off. The shower is the female races attempt to cut up all men…if you have read that piece of shit by Al Silverstein, or is it? I am sure that showers will cut my balls off.

    Curtis
  6. I could help but think that he would have been much improved by a shower. I didn’t, however, let that stop me. Holding my nose, I opened my arms stiffly, and gave him a hug. As I stepped away and waved him goodbye, I thought I would never again see a face so beautiful as the one that belonged to “Mr. T.J. Todd, garbage man at your disposal.”

    Gertrude
  7. the water drips down her neck; sopping hair, like wriggling snakes – locks falling across her shoulders. Hot, red, like the marks of whips. She is smiling and singing an old song.

    Chloe
  8. water feeling clean soap shampoo conditioner is awesome i love showers yes i do woohoo feeling a great sensation leaving dirt and germs off of you is wonderful showers are great so glad they were

    ericka
  9. If i only showered more often maybe i would smell better, although i do feel like i have gotten better in my shower taking habits, probably because i have a boyfriend. but he does know.

    Anonymous
  10. The showers outside drenched the city in a slick layer of wetness that dampened spirits as well as roads and lawns. Everyone stayed inside, idly staring at the television or worthlessly surfing the web. That was the cost they paid for living in a rainy town.

    vish
  11. I love to shower in the mornings because it is the only way I can wake myself completely. Otherwise the entire day is like like a fog. I like to remember my days so I shower. In the morning. Every morning.

    Brittany
  12. I take a shower nearly every morning. Not to say there’s days I don’t shower, but some days I don’t shower till later in the day. I guess more accurately I shower once a day. I don’t shampoo every day though. It’s a laziness thing.

    Carlo
  13. water clean refreshing clear hydrating soothing happy relaxed safe love pampering

    deedee
  14. A shower is what I require when I am sick. I need to jump in the shower every time my head hurts the least little bit. Yesterday I took 4 or 5 showers. I didn’t get clean, just sucked in the steamy air and relished the warmth pounding on my back.

    RR29
  15. the rain shower beat down so hard on the tin roof it was hard to hear oneself think. It was almost a relief, really, to let your mind go blank and lose oneself in the downpour.

    Jo
  16. take a shower. your dirty. clean your butt. the shower may be hot. the shower may be cold. i think you need to take a shower, you smell funny. why am i writing about showers? isn’t that retarded to write about this kind of stuff. wow i’m retarded.

    beka
  17. April showers bring May flowers. What do Mayflowers bring? Hookers.
    Taking a long hot shower after a run is impossible. I can’t help but sweat after running, even in the shower. Ugh. My hair! What will I do?

    Melanie
  18. in the shower, i am the dead. my fingers are heavy, the soap runs into my eyes, down my cheeks. my face is numb, swollen. i let the water come down

    jericho
  19. warm in cold, no pressure, white, candle ligths, love, glass, vapor,

    ines cb
  20. necessary item but also said of sudden rain downpour. in the second case, it’s great from inside, not so much when you’re underneath it, unless you’re in love, in which case you probably don’t even notice it…

    elk
  21. Exhibition in liquidified intervals. Point of supreme meditation. Enjoy it.

    Kaizar
  22. This one time in the shower I got gang raped by fifty women, with dicks. It’s a scarring experiences. I was assaulted my robot ninja monkey pigeon things and they brandished my razors as weapons. It makes my leg feel all tingly inside

    Monty Fang & Nero Fox
  23. This one time in the shower I got gang raped by fifty women, with dicks. It’s a scarring experiences. I was assaulted my robot ninja monkey pigeon things and they brandished my razors as weapons. It makes my leg feel all tingly inside

    Monty Fang & Nero Fox
  24. when i stepped into the shower to wash of the blood
    my brain turned blank with shock and revolt ion at my own hands

    Wizdome
  25. He lets the cool water wash over him. The liquid rushes over the scars on his back, and it feels nice. And yet the thought of those scars horrifies him and drowns him.

    V
  26. It was only a light shower of rain, but getting slightly wet seemed to aggravate her no end. “Fucking weather” she mumbled to herself as she put her key into the door of her office. Entering the room, she noticed that there was a pile of dirty dishes on her desk and several empty beer bottles. “I’m going bloody kill that bloke when I see him” she thought to herself.

    roxanne
  27. it’s what i need to have. i didn’t have one yesterday, which is a bit weird really. I usually do it about three times a day. I suppose I’ll go and have one now. shower.

    emilia
  28. A shower to me signifies the first day of summer. Although almost gone for this year, summer, to me, isn’t summer until the first time I throw my sunburnt, red, peeling body into a cold stream of water, gasping and yelping as it runs over my sore skin.

    amyskababy
  29. i wish i was lucky like you
    always have all the boys looking at you
    got a mother and a father that dont bother you every waking moment

    arik
  30. wet, cold, watery, lovely to be in, soothing, soft, first thing that u do in the morning, next to the toilet, has sponges and soap and lovely sented stuff,

    sarah
  31. I always knew we’d shine brightest before we burned out – that we were never meant to last forever, that we would blaze to a glorious end. And yes, we ignited with a spray of glitterflakes, searing sparks into the whites of our eyes; we singed, we seared, we soared. We died.

    But damn, baby – what a light.

    Anna
  32. rain showers smell like spring no matter what season. sweep the streets clean of toxicity.

    nancywrites
  33. i feel like a shit shower just got turned on. does that count as refreshment in the apocalyptic age?

    Anonymous
  34. i like showers, generally, i mean, well, i dont like cold ones, generally, even if in the tropics, i usually at least want outside temperature water, ya, no, not cold, never, i remember my gf in thailand thinking i was nuts for taking warm shower there,

    jacob
  35. It was a summer day. The weather warm and the sun had been out. Suddenly a cloud came across the sky. Rain began to fall in the back yard. I go out back to the sound of laughter. My 3 year old has stripped and is dancing naked in the rain.

    Inifera
  36. We all like the idea of a shower.
    Washing away the odors, the dirt, and the germs.

    If only we could wash away all the mistakes we made that day, too.
    And the insecurities.
    And the worries.
    And the regrets.

    When we step out of that shower, we’re refreshed, but nothing has changed.

    Except that every decision that once seemed right, now seems wrong. Everything that once looked clean, now looks absolutely filthy.

    C.L. Bain
  37. I stood in the shower, getting wet but no longer noticing. The blood had long since washed away, the bruises were just beginning to bloom across my stomach and thighs. Tmorrow I would ache.

    jude
  38. Took a shower this morning and last night. Sometimes night showers just help put me to sleep; like a beer after work. It just feels good. Ya know?

    Tim
  39. She stepped into the icy water and felt it soak her shirt, her hair, her jeans until she felt like a hunk of cement. She needed to wash away this day. It couldn’t have happened–it just couldn’t. The tears ran down her face and she slammed her hands against the tile.

    Caroline
  40. 30 minute bath, 100 gallons of water, dirty tub, towels and cloth, everyday habit, rhymes with power, clean up yourself

    tina