sideburns

May 29th, 2011 | 663 Entries

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663 Entries for “sideburns”

  1. hells rats are coming, we must locate new village. they have sideburns like rascalss with hair extensions.

    ingeborge
  2. HA!!!!!
    Well- therye is an interesting thing about sideburns, women really aren’t supposed to have them, but I know one who does and it is a trademakr that is less than attractive. As she is as a person.
    They have been a source of fun and laughter – and I really cannot look at them on a man in the same way again.

    katrin
  3. He had sideburns the size o f lambchops. they defined everything about his personality. They showed his rough edges and cumbersome attitude toward women and most of all his love of the eighties.

    Hala
  4. sunflowers, paisley, hats and someone with a good laugh. I would grow them if I could, a sign of a strong character. simple living, sunsets, long grass, gravel, coming home for dinner.

  5. one time i saw this dude with sideburns and they were just were weridly shaped it was really werid and so i went up to him and asked him y they were shaped like that

    miranda
  6. Elvis

  7. Sideburns; where did they come from? and why do people find them so attractive? I don’t really understand where the idea came about, and why they are so popular. But if it’s something people enjoy, then by all means; go with whatever floats your boat buddy.

  8. Ha, sideburns are actually kind of hilarious. I mean, if you’re not going for the full beard you might as well just shave. Seriously, most people with sideburns look sort of like a fish or one of those blind cave salamanders. You may be able to pull it off if you’re physically intimidating or Irish enough, but most likely not.

  9. hang from faces outlining the edges of what we want to see. I wish I had sideburns the same way I’m glad that I don’t. No hair grows there yet, and if it does I shave it off. They grow on undeserving people and I guess that’s why they are unneeded.

    chris
  10. Sideways, sidebar, side salad, sideways, beside, bedside…

  11. Your smile sears,
    Elvis like
    burns a hole in the side of my heart

  12. Remind me of Elvis. White jumpsuits and rhinestones. Steel guitars, leather jackets, fast cars and old movies. Out of date & timeless all at the same time. Greasy? No greasers! Cool!

    Joellen
  13. The man is grand is his speech, though he never has much of interest to share. Although with the bushy, graying sideburns that he has obviously taken the time to groom, it brings some depth to his breathless story telling. As if it mattered. As if his opinion were of substance & overt distinction to something of relevance. Still, I kept starring at these tremendous sideburns, listening, staying engaged in his blather. Mesmerized by the queer thought that this an actually thinks these are attractive to society around him.

    lizzi
  14. Sean rubbed the side of his face making waves in the curly, overgrown sideburns he cultivated. The smell of his pipe curled around us, as we watch Dale do wheelies on the lawn with his mini-trike.

    thought2action
  15. Not desirable. Makes women think more of their grandad than a potential lover. I wouldn’t recommend. Maybe for an adult theme night, partying in an older generation! Don’t do it otherwise. Less dating potential! Die alone! :(

    csony24
  16. Sideburns are weird. One of the doctors had side burns, I think. Was it David Tennant? I can’t remember. But I don’t like side burns. I find them weird. Did I mention that already?

    Sarah James
  17. The way his sideburns looked ignited such passion from within me that I didn’t dare to move within the vicinity of this small elevator. I wanted to ……eat doritoes.

    Meep
  18. when I think of sideburns, I think of Elivis, but Elvis didn’t always have sideburns. My favorite chacter from a show that ever had side burns would be the Elvis wanna be Uncle Jesse, from Full House!

    Abigail
  19. Eugene came out of the bar with shotgun in hand. “What’s all this I hear about a gun fight?” He rubbed his rubbed the whiskey from his sideburns and loaded his gun…

  20. side burns are wonderful and long and look good on men and I used to have side burns but i’m a girl so i had to get rid of them but side burns are like sides you order in a fast food meal – deliciously you and deliciously wonderful. True love isn’t on the side tho its right in front of you.

    Nanabanana
  21. Gross. People shouldn’t have hair. We should have evolved past that by now. Seriously. Also, clothes that are more than one piece. Why are we not wearing skin-tight jumpsuits by now? It’s fucking 2011. I mean, I’m not asking for jetpacks here. Just delightfully frictionless skin and form-fitting, primary-coloured, flattering unitards for all.

  22. long hair extensions from the head that make me think of elvis or some weird dude who is stuck in time, not really a fan but to each his own and I am glad that I am a girl and don’t have side burns though sometimes with a short hair it looks like i have little ones.

    jackie reeder
  23. When i think of sideburns i think of those really long ones that hang down the side of a man’s face – a man who, no doubt, lost his sense of fashion somewhere in the 60’s.
    Or maybe Wolverine, i mean who the hell ever thought sideburns like that were cool? Hugh Jackman is a total hottie and they hide him under all that hair D:

  24. Theyre old fashioned and weird. Ive nly seen people trying to be cool having them/growing them. Or theyre just really old and stuck in the past. Im hoping most peole shave them off. Theyre really hairy. Like a lot. Thye make me think of the Blues brothers do they even have sideburns?

    Hannah
  25. sideburn. That brings us back to the seventies right? when everything was technicolour, when guys wore large elephant pants, perms and john lennon glasses. Sideburns, old creepy neighbours have them. Your uncle who’s a bit too friendly has them too. I’m not saying only creepy guys have them…But have you seen a nice, cute guy with them? No, probably not. Unless you were a teen in the seventies. Which makes it totally irrevelent.

    Megan
  26. They began talking with no provocation. He heard both voices in his ear, one left and one right, just minutes before his alarm was set to go off, and they slowly woke him from his rest into a state of agitation. He reached up to scratch the left side of his face and the sideburn that streaked down his cheek said: “Ow, God damn it.” This was the evil sideburn. Not fully registering what was happening, he scratched the same spot again until he heard the same small voice say: “Motherfucker what did I just tell you?” Harry pulled his hand back and placed it gently onto his right sideburn and gave it a soft tickle. It began to giggle. This was the good sideburn. The alarm went off and so Harry went about his day.

  27. used to have sideburns when i was a young hippie-like lad. don’t anymore. all gone, like my youth. the other day I saw pictures from the mustache and beard championship in Norway. fabulous facial hair including sideburns, you should check it out!

    Bob Hussey
  28. I don’t like sideburns. I don’t believe in them. I feel as though they’re worn by a man that can’t commit to a beard. Also it’s not 1990, you are not Dylan from 90210. Grow a goatee or something, at least enter the late 90s

    Laura
  29. long sideburns are very unnatractive in men… and women, come to think of it. they are hair down the side of the face where hair looks dodgy. It’s more obsvious with women with darker hair but most women cover it with their hair whilst men can trim them etc but some men let them grow and they grow in to their beard and have a circle of hair round their face.

    Eleanor
  30. sideburns: the single most way to show the world that your fashion sense is stuck in the 80s. My advice don’t get them, if you already have them- shave them. Elvis is dead, sideburns should go with him.

    laura
  31. omg they only look good on the ppl fomr the 70s. lol well, sometimes they look hot on dudes but it depends on who, that their hair looks like, and how long they are. omg, now i wat to watch that 70’s show. lol that it all. wow, 6 seconds is a lot longer then i thought.

    alba
  32. i embrace my wild hair. I will follow it anywhere. if you wand out beyond the border – I won’t try to fence you in.

    Preston Thompson
  33. the side that burns. burning is hurting is turning. around and around and back to the side again.

    noone
  34. I never found the particularly attractive except on hispanic men — not the worker-types, but the more integrated types (if you will). Somehow they were clearly once a distinguished feature to have, something that would give you respect. Now they seem usually a thing of antiquity or irony.

    Anna
  35. the word sideburns refers to the hair that grows in front of the ear and sometimes down along the jawline. on men this is pretty normal, on women, usually an undesired addition to the face. sideburns can, on some men, be rather handsome, on others – a bit odd!

    Mimi
  36. This guy I once dated had sideburns. I liked them, but he was just stupid. Ugh I hated that guy. Not really. He was just annoying. On community, there’s that guy starburns with the star shaped sideburns. And on scrubs the janitor had mutton chops.

    stephanie
  37. his sideburns were much too long, and yet the perfect length. somehow those hairy bushes managed to perfectly frame a face that was otherwise ordinary, but not at a loss for charm.

    Amanda McKenley
  38. I hate it! why cant you just come up with something that I really know what is! Despite, I have never, ever, had a sideburn..or..what is it reall? burn what? burn-burn-burned-burnest! dang it, really!

    Heyo
  39. “Why good sir, what a fine facial ornament you have nurtured there.”
    “Why thank-you old sport, I can say they have grown with quite some effort. I do recommend the daily application of porridge.”

  40. already did this,
    old
    dated
    who does like them?
    I don’t know a woman who likes them.
    seriously.
    not much more to say.

    scenicplace