sideburns

May 29th, 2011 | 663 Entries

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663 Entries for “sideburns”

  1. i really hate sideburns, they remind me of elvis presley. i really have never liked them and i don’t know why anyone would. now if it was a 5 o’clock shadow that would be different but forget the old kind.

    Deborah
  2. General burnside. We learned about him in ms. frazee’s 8th grade history class. She mentioned how awkward it must be go give a man like that a kiss. quite funny…

    Lora
  3. sideburns make dudes look like western pedophiles. i am always suspicious of anyone who has them, bikers included. i don’t think there is any possible way of making sideburns look good or trendy. if anyone ever does manage to do so, may they get struck by rainbow lightning.

    elizabeth
  4. The sergeant had sideburns that smelt of sweet-vanilla. To Boye, it was overpowering.

    “Now, what’s this we have here with this pizza-box here”

    Carson
  5. sideburn trends are popular today
    men paint them with polish to cover the greys
    some straighten them some curl them
    around their fingers they twirl them
    some just don’t care and let theirs fray.

  6. Old people in a biker gang with gray hair and a motorcycle and creepy old guys who are stalkers with scraggly hair and just really weird people.

    La-a LaDay
  7. His sideburns were glorious, all two inches of the magnificent copper-colored hair. She sighed, wanting to reach out and touch the small patches of fur but resisted, knowing they were too much for her to be able to handle.

    Dibmeister
  8. Joe Mauer has the best sideburns ever. David Tennant’s are awesome too. They’re named after that Civil War guy, Burnside. I’d like to grow great sideburns also, but I don’t know how well I’d be able to pull it off. Yeah.

    Robert
  9. He didn’t know what to do with himself
    He was alone, lost in the crowd
    He didn’t stand out,
    But he should have

    He was just another piece of grass in a large field
    But who was he?
    He was just himself.
    Who was himself?
    That’s what everyone wanted to know.

    He didn’t know much about the world,
    Life itself was a juggle
    A race that never ended,
    But wasn’t that what is was for everyone else?
    That’s what everyone wanted to know.

    Who was different was the smallest question of them all-
    The biggest question was,
    Are you the different one?

    jaay
  10. i am not really sure if i have sideburns. im a female and it’s usually the boys who get these sideburns. but im not really sure if i do or do not have these. maybe i do, it’s just, girls’ sideburns are not that showy. besides, we usually have long hairs so it doesn’t really show that much.

    hi-c
  11. I new I had to do it. My complete lack of boobs allowed my facial hair to let people mistake me for a man and I was sick of it. I was ready to be a pretty girl. THE pretty girl. Until something worse than sideburns happened…razor burn.

    Bailey
  12. velcro strips line each side of his face
    sideburns

  13. men. ive never seen a women with sideburns. sideburns reminds me of nicki minaj’s lyrics “my pussy on your sideburns”. why would you ever want to put your vagina on someone’s face like that? that is so freggin weird. okay. i guess it’s some sort of sexual fetish i guess.

    Christine
  14. I love a man with sideburns. Not starburns, just sideburns. Big, unruly sideburns. I want to pet them and run my fingers through them. Sideburns sideburns sideburns. I need sideburns in my life.

    Emily
  15. hair men fluffy itchy gross unattractive prickly scratchy no

    Paula
  16. Dapper he was, he made me want to just pull on those crazy sideburns. I’ve never had this urge before, quite amusing.

    Jennifer
  17. They are fuzzy and ickey on the wrong person, few can wear them sexy, they cannot be bushy or long.. mutton chops look a mess… who first came up with that idea?? SHAVE!!!

    Georgia D
  18. They’ve gotta be done well. Otherwise, you’re just a poor excuse for an Elvis impersonator. I had to check to see if my husband has them. He does. ;) This is the sorriest excuse

    Lindsay Goodwin
  19. My father wore horseshoe sideburns in the seventies. I think I even tried it once when I could grow hair on my face but it looked like shit. It’s an odd look, really. Unless, of course, you wear bell-bottoms.

    Eric
  20. sideburns…joe jonas…i was obsessed with those bros…long ago they sweeped my walls in cheap paper out of one of those special edition people magazines… they look nasty kevin aka sam…get rid of them!

  21. his stupid sideburns always hung down around his neck. He really didn’t understand how dumb he looked until everyone started calling his Elvis.
    He was still confused.
    People then started gifting him elvis-like clothes.
    Finally, he got it.

    Jake Godek
  22. How bout you, sideburns? you want some of this milk? Hipsters with glasses and fat sideburns, tight jeans & boots with spurs — clinking down the Williamsburg avenues like men in a western, but without the guns or the bravado, or, it must be said, the badassery. But a deal more pretension.

    grovestrolls
  23. Anchorman is one of the best movies EVER! Afternoon delight GENIUS!

    I had sex with VERONICA CORNINGSTONE! THATS RIGHT SEX! AND IM NOT TO SCREAM IT FROM THE TOPS OF THE MOUNTAINS!

    Brandon Barnes
  24. are weird especially muttenchops, i think thats what they’re called. I don’t know I don’t really like facial hair, I goes hand in hand with like not being clean and I do not like people who are not clean. Yucky.

    Roxy
  25. sideburns are pretty cool if you think about them. although many consider them to be gross, think about how long they take to grow, perfect, and tame. i mean, hey, elvis wore them. why can’t everyone else? go sideburns!

    Andrea Elizabeth
  26. Her honey breath stroked his face; they were so close that he could see his own eyes reflected in her . A soft coil of gold settled on his neck as she tilted her face towards him, her lips brushing the rough outline of his jaw.

  27. “Why do I always have sideburns,” she asked for the hundredth time.
    “It was the style back then, sweetheart. Besides, you look cute in the photo.”
    “No, she looks handsome,” her brother teased.
    “Sideburns.” She shook her head in disgust.

    Raymond Masters
  28. i think of jews they can be long curly. shorts. sometimes people think they are ugly and show that the person has no hygiene but facial hair is nice sometimes.

    Claire
  29. loved them in the 70’s…some are cool..it depends on the person…handle bars on the face? continuation of the hairline…more maintenance? messy-double edge look. $$ maker?

    Newbee
  30. I remember my 6th grade geography teacher, a man by the name of Chris Blaymires. Mr. Blaymires had the most disgustingly thick, bushy, revolting sideburns I’ve ever seen in my life. Like Jesus Christ, what the hell. I’d say this is a failure of a OneWord, but you know what, I have nothing else for as stupid of a word as sideburns.

    Riley Frost
  31. i donr know about sideburns but it may be refering to the burning feeling we get when we sleep in inappropriate directions that stresses on sides. or bay be about the burning of side things of a already burninng things.

    ravi
  32. you make my heart
    feel something undescribeable
    side burns
    body yurns
    for something more
    to see what we’ll have instore.

  33. old men with sideburns arent quite as scary as young ones. i suppose its because they are supposed to have them. or is that just me supposing? im not sure ask the men. im not one. or you could ask genetics or something. suppose? yes i suppose. we all suppose its genetics perhaps. suppose…

    Charlotte
  34. Are probably the ugliest things I have ever seen. No, you are not a member of The Beatles, you can not pull off what they have done. Not to say that you have to be a Beatle or Elvis Presley, though he was pretty bad looking with them. This travesty of hair just needs to stop: it doesn’t make you manlier, and it definitely does not make you sexier.

    Lindsey
  35. They looked good on Elvis. They do not look good on 50 year old women. Even if they are blonde and fuzzy. They are not stray eyebrows. You cannot ignore them. hmm.

    Lola McCracken
  36. wierdwierdwierdwierdwierdwierdwierdickyickyickyickycierwierdwierdwierdwierd I’m sorry my friend’s discriminating people who have sideburns. It’s not a bad thing I guess. Maybe. Hey im not being descrimitory i jst dnt lk sideburnz.

    Alexis
  37. itchy, scratchy. Gross on guys who can’t pull it off/ are ugly. Reminds me of that one guy from that 70’s show…what’s his face. Also makes me think Lt. Dan from Forest Gump….She tasted like cigarettes..

  38. I saw Kevin Jonas with sideburns once. It was weird. He was on Camp Rock 1 and 2. DSo was Demi Lovato. She is really good at sining. She’s on So Random the hit comedy show about a comedy show. Steling Night is on that show. I like his acting.

    Alexis
  39. There were a great many things that Constance could abide. Profanity, strange eating habits, and the occasional bigotry. What she couldn’t abide were sideburns. The poor choice in hairstyle made her think that this mechanic had poor choice in tools and craft.

  40. Sideburns are hairy. They’re gross, and for old men with mullets. Men with ridiculously long sideburns should shave them, no matter how manly they feel they are.

    Abby