slipper

November 27th, 2009 | 467 Entries

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467 Entries for “slipper”

  1. If a slipper falls in the forest and no one’s around to hear it, where the hell did it come from?

    What’s the sound of one slipper slipping?

    If this is a slipper, is that a shoer?

    Didn’t think so.

    Patrick
  2. wear these on your feet. warm and fuzzy
    remind me of winter with hot cohcolate and marshmallows and movies
    also, spiders with icecream and cocacola and watching the football grand final
    pink warm cute bunny slippers
    i do love them

    suz_456@hotmail.com
  3. it fell of her foot in one elegant motion as if to suggest that yes, the gonorrhea was finally gone. And with it, Jack, the man who brought the diseases of mistrust and the clap into her life.

    Patrick
  4. Slipper dippper skipper nipper kipper tipper lipper jipper gipper yipper quipper hipper mipper bipper vipper chipper dipper sipper bipper

    Sarah
  5. I wore slippers for a while. My aunt actually bought me a pair for christmas… well it was actually meant to throw off my Uncle, who dislikes slippers strongly. Of course, when he didn’t want the gag gift I happily obliged. I don’t know what happened to the other slipper… I can only find one.

    Kevin Mahn
  6. green pretty slippers …..I want new slippers……nooooo….I need to to buy them ….what else am I supposed to write about? boring topic…….

    Nadzi
  7. When I was about 12 I made my email fluffypinkslipperz@yahoo.com. I totally copied my cousin Julie. Hers was similar to that, and I thought she was so cool, so I made my new email address the same as hers.

    G.D.
  8. Something so simple yet so soft. It keeps me warm when I wander around my cold house. Its a comfort that is so easy to attain, and yet, I hardly ever make the walk to fetch them, even though it seems to make a world of difference when I walk in those shoes. If only I could wear slippers all the time.

    Danielle
  9. is slippery. sort of like a slip and slide. slippier than slippy. rhymes with flipper. and chipper. and dipper. and kipper.

    Jordan
  10. slipper dipper is a fickle flipper its furry and fits right on dont get it wet or you will not have a pair as cool as that one, dont wear flipper slippers or you will slip, so dont slide in them either thats way too cool, you might as well just get some elmo slippers and maybe some matching earings thats all anyone needs to wear anyway the insides need to be comfortable.

    Brian
  11. slippers are something you wear when your feet are cold. keeping your feet warm helps to keep your whole body warm- every one has always told me that. my favorite pair of slippers are leopord and from my ex boyfriend. i also like to steal my sisters.

    kat
  12. neha

    Anonymous
  13. Slipper. Cozy, warm, fuzzy, poohbear, bunny, whatever the animal, reduced to a stuffed form on my feed, gathering dust and dirt as they slide across the floor only to please you. they probably hate the smell of your feet, but they do it anyways.

    Erin Henrici
  14. put it on your foot, it sounds kinda slippery, but at the same time it keeps your feet warm… somehow i dont think that something slippery could also be warm, its almost an oxymoron although the two really have no relation at all. its also strange because slippers are mostly fuzzy… not slippery…

    Gerald McDonald
  15. I see a pair of beautiful white bedroom slippers with open backs and boa feathers surrounding the toes. Toes are visible with nyloned feet visible. I can also see a lower leg, but I can’t see the woman. I’m sure shes a looker though. Maybe with hair like Virginia somebody in the 40’s films.

    Christine
  16. The are so useful for protecting your feet and also to make them elegent depending on your choice ofcourse. I a an animal lover so hope they are not made of leather. But do understand that these as the most elegant of them. I dont go in for brands as such I am fine with teh ones found on teh platform as well. It is about teh loook and the comfort for me.

    samay
  17. the pink fuzzy slippers my grandmother wore on christmas always bothered me. She would never wash them and smelled of nuts and fritos. The dogs wouldn’t even play with her shoes like the other shoes they often stole and chewed up. My mother would always ask her to take them off at the table because the food would taste less appetizing with the smell of old feet waifing up from below the table.

    Tala
  18. i have a slipper. it is fuzzy and warm. it makes a cool sound against the floor. Pink fuzzy slippers. They slip her…into space, the banana peel feeling out. of. place.

    marsgee
  19. I like Homer Simpson’s bear paw slippers. I actually looked for them online but couldn’t find any that seemed manly enough. I like the idea of slippers, but think that socks serve the same purpose, and are ultimately more versatile.

    Kyle
  20. slipper

    James Kilpatrick
  21. i have a weird pair of slippers that my mom bought me
    they are really ugly but they are really comfortable
    ugly
    ugly
    gross
    yummy
    comfy!!!
    anna stop reading over my shoulder, bitch.
    stop. my slippers, and my writing. don’t betray this trust.
    stop it. you would have a little penis if you were a boy.
    small dick anna.

    Rachel
  22. is made of pink fur and its atop my mother’s dresser it’s the place she keeps her hairpins as she lost the other one the night of the fire

    coqui
  23. It on your feet it keeps your toes warm, my mother always wears them and i identify them with her

    Tanya
  24. comfortable as hell. Mine are a nice light brown. My old ones were kind of a blackish purple. The nice thing about slippers is that they are good for the house and the outdoors.

    Izic
  25. i have these slippers that my grandma gave me they are white terry cloth with little hearts and arrows and they are from the seventies and they are so cute.. i can only find one right now. i need new slippers too thats something i should write down on a list of things i need along with jeans and some other stuff i love cute slippers

    cici
  26. slippery when wet read the sign when I slipped. I didnt know said store owner, I thought it was dry. why. why is it dry? its simply slippery uh huh. so I sued

    Naidle
  27. it goes on your foot and it keeps you warm. It is the source of comfort for the cold. it is what keeps the cold from getting you. your feet move you and your slipper warms your feet, so why then must we break this bind and eventually separate?

    Anonymous
  28. they go on your feet, their all fuzzy and comfortable and stuff. generally im to lazy to find clean socks so i just wear them all day, yeah im a bum that wears slipppers all day :)

    Anonymous
  29. foot, slippery fuzzy bunnies keeping my feet warm all winter long. Put them on when you get out of bed. to keep my socks clean when walking around on a

    Anonymous
  30. i held your hand like a slipper, pressed between my two palms, wanting protection. Your hands felt callused and worn, moth-bitten in the absence of time. You were forever running like
    cinderella or some outlaw, f

    libby
  31. i really like wearing slippers. i have these olive green down booties that i wear everywhere. they make my feet really warm, but then i have to take them off. they have soles on them so i can wear them outside. one time i wore them to class on accident because i forgot to put shoes on instead. i walked through nyc with them on.

    Alexis Sierra
  32. someone offered me slippers tonight cuz I said my feet were cold. I said no, cuz slippers made you old…. only old people wore them, and as long as I went around in bare feet I would still be young. I’m almost seventy and so far my theory is working.

    eep
  33. HA! I made the decision today to wear my slippers out to the supermarket and for the majority of the day because i was too lazy to find socks, which i never can in my house. OneWord, you stalkers. :)

    griffin.
  34. where are my slippers, mom? my children never find anything, never leave things in the right place, never do this at the right time. the dog, our sweet, fair small dog had taken them and reduced them to rags

    silva
  35. where are my slippers, mom? my children never find anything, never leave things in the right place, never do this at the right time. the dog, our swwt, fair small dog had taken them and reduced them to rags

    silva
  36. the slipper that i stole from her was elegant and feathered. Green slipper. Brown slipper. Peacock feather. I love to feather your weather. It slipped off. It slipped my mind. Giver her the slipper! Bitch.

    Lizzy
  37. comfortable in the morning, it simply offers some small solace in a world of constant opposites. seen as one of the more dependable elements, i feel that if more things existed in life like the slipper, we would all be happier people.

    k
  38. I put on my slipper and could not find the mate. Darla my dog ate the other one. I found it in the dining room under the table. She ate the inside.

    Carolyn Fenton
  39. slipper slipper,, where r u ..??
    i have been looking all around for u…
    since the winters have arrived…i want to wear you and get tight…
    the marble floor sends chill down my back…u r the one to make me awake..

    .
  40. My mom used to ask for slippers every christmas. That was the only thing she ever wanted. A comfy pair of slippers. She passed away last year. I feel empty not going and buying her a comfy pair of slippers.

    Kelsi Michelle