sneeze

August 25th, 2009 | 276 Entries

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276 Entries for “sneeze”

  1. -and when god sneezed he gave birth to all the lands and all the beauty in the world. Of the lands was poetry born and out of beauty became woman. and then god farted and gave birth to man.

    David Xiao
  2. My sneeze resulted in 18.1 orgasms. I released any and all disease at one million miles per hour. Now my saliva is floating on the breeze. Breathe deep, breathe in a part of me.

    Brent
  3. I feel is building up in me. It’s about to burst, i close my eyes and try and hold it in, a strange look comes over my face, Something close to anger and the look of crying… but just as it threatens to spill out… it’s gone… leaving me nothing but the looks of others who think i’m just gone mad

    kasyn
  4. sneeze in the breeze and get bitten by fleas.
    follow the trees with ease to the bee’s knees.
    when all is forgotten you can do as you please.

    sloppy
  5. achoo! my friend alison sneezes more than anyone i know. many good things make me sneeze: kitties, being outside, most animals… sneezes can be cute! an old man slipped me a napkin today cause I sneezed at a counter checking out…

    bex
  6. She said “sneeze”. I heard her, but I just couldn’t do it. I knew I had to, but I just didn’t know how to. Again she said “Sneeze!”. this time more urgent, and with force.

    I stared, knowing that my face had that blank look of a moron.

    Greg
  7. the sneeze hit home that morning, as he woke he stood, stretched, and then let a big snot ball rocket from way, way back in his throat. It flew across the room, hit the carpet with a distinct splat. He failed to notice this bit of phlegm at all, that is, until he stepped on it a moment later – barefoot.

    Oh the sting of something so soft, like the inside of an undercooked doughnut, stuck on the dried skin of his feet, hobbling away, twisted up in his sweatpants. Poor guy just wants to make it to the kitchen for a cup of coffee. Can’t get there. He’s all tied up. Too bad he never sleeps in his socks, too bad, too bad.

    As his left heel hovered above the floor, the strain in his right leg was starting to itch at him. He searched for a good place to wipe it off, and then, he just couldn’t seem to help it: Another one, let loose, this one even worse than before, right into the bare skin of his left arm. The misery, that salty taste in the back of his throat, dripping onto his lip despite the relief allowed by a sudden recoil.

    He was in the midst this odd dance, snot on his foot, snot on his arm, balanced some how, twisted in his sweat pants, shirtless, tired, haggard, he searched for something on which he might lean and also for a place to wipe his heel. He decided on the carpet, the place it all started.

    Joseph Santino Francisco
  8. Caught a lite sneeze… Tori Amos is an inspiration, as a woman, as a singer, as an artist… She helped me through the hard times, and highlighted some others great time…
    Atchoum…

    MarieMJS
  9. snot everywhere, green whooshing. Takes me by surprise, a nice surprise. Orgasmic often, release. Ill, disease and infection. Dirty, germs. Loud.

    Georgia Oudot
  10. bless you
    cover your mouthe please
    a tickle
    a great release
    the sun did it
    who know s why it does happen

    nick
  11. good release, tickling of the nose, a funny word…can spread germs but feels sooo good to do. Is caused by allergies…the next best thing to an orgasm!

    Iris
  12. gesundheit

    beth
  13. uh it was awful that david was sneezing and sick 3 weeks ago; no good. but i’m glad that everything is ok with his health- and mine. sneeze- hm. i hope amy is home soon. i need to do my site. but i also just need to have fun :) it’s true. geez. who knew that 60 seconds was so long. i guess that’s consumerism for ya-

    john
  14. Now that Christopher and I don’t currently live together, there is no one in the house to say “gesundheit” when I sneeze. I miss being blessed, and giving blessing in return.

    Katharine Schweitzer
  15. Sternutation. That’s the technical word for sneeze. At least, that’s what someone told me. But honestly, who uses that word? Do you? Do you say “oh excuse me, I just sternutated.” Or does someone else tell you “Bless you! What a sternutation that was!” Yeah, I don’t think many people even know

    sommemi
  16. It wasn’t that she was stopping by the refrigerator for fear of falling. She perched there, like a frozen canary, wondering why he had said that.

    “You said that when I sneezed, it felt like a little burst of love.”

    He had burned the toast and left out the side door for the freeway.

    claire
  17. explosive dynamics

    david Schlosser
  18. The sneeze was so dainty, so frightening, that everyone in the room instantly tensed up and moved away an inch. I looked at the girl in pigtails and handed her a tissue from my fanny pack.

    Libby
  19. It happens when the sun shines and you look up,or when you have a cold ,or dust is flying around after a room clear out. I sneeze twice if food goes down the wrong way.

    judy valentine
  20. did you ever hear that if you sneeze seven times in a row its exactly like having an orgasm? i wonder if thats true. i cant make myself sneeze and im not the type of person who sneezes repeatedly so i’ve never been able to test the theory. i wonder who found this out.

    susan
  21. I’ve sneezed a lot in my lifetime, it’s probably my favorite thing to do. I don’t really believe sneezing is the devil trying to steal your soul. Maybe it’s because I don’t really believe in the heaven/ hell scenario to begin with? Who knows. Point is, I do enjoy sneezing.

    megan
  22. i sneeze when im near you…i sneeze when u call…i sneeze cause im nearvous…i sneeze cause i like u….do you sneeze too?

    Elena
  23. the day after the trees started turning yellow, red, orange, she felt a constant, incontrollable urge to sneeze. she pulled kleenex from her pockets. she’d stuff the kleenex the pockets of her flannel shirts and, aside from the snotty, torn up tissues, she blended with the scenery of trees.

    Alicia
  24. every time you sneeze, you send out microscopic germs from your nose. you should cover your mouth when you sneeze, because GEEZE, who wants to catch a cold? a sneeze can be avoided, but you usually end up making a funny face, which can be more embarrassing than sneezing itself. always wash your hands after sneezing, as to avoid spreading germs!

    Tori
  25. Please, don’t put that thing in my face.

    tks.bunnies
  26. When you sneeze, the instant it comes out, it moves with the force of a hurricane. A hurricane is a great way to describe a sneeze, you feel or see it coming for a long time, then a violent gust of wind, then the aftermath, running nose, red eyes, but a feeling of content and pleasure that is always appreciated.

    Mike
  27. oh the germs, the germs that there are in a sneeze – I can only hope that none happen near me!

    Elaine
  28. I sometimes sneeze 7-8 times in a row, and if I get lucky, I’ll sneeze 10 times. Whenever I sneeze, I remember how my heart stops.

    hugarbol
  29. Ramadan Mobarak 4 all muslims around the word

    shayma
  30. to make noise with your nose when you have a cold

    Fabiana Fausto
  31. انا ناجحه و مبدعه و عالمه و متألقه و متميزه و دكتوره و مهندسه معماريه

    shayma
  32. “Apologize.”
    “No, it was involuntary.”
    “Oh. Well then God Bless.”

    Will
  33. Maybe our life is just a sneeze in the universe, the earth a booger from some divine nose. But does God sneeze and have boogers? Can God make chili so hot that He cannot eat it? Zeno to the rescue, unsolvable paradoxes, aporias because we think only in our dimension.

    taddy
  34. I love sneezing. It always feels great. It could be because I was told, when I was a kid, that it was supposed to feel good, and so now that’s implanted in my brain, but I really do think I like it. Especially if you happen to be at a pool, and sneeze under water. If you’re at a pool and have to sneeze, stick your head under the water first. It’s great.

    Max
  35. Big bang theory.

    Kaizar
  36. i am sneezing rght now and typing is that possible no … i don’t think so.
    Do you know that u can sneeze with your eyes open???
    Ever try doing that …

    Hemant Agarwal
  37. like a siren from inside your head. feels better. feels awkward. to wipe my hands or not? what if no one says “bless you”? “What if someone does?

    try not to do it again. Thinking makes it so. Infinite return. You will sneeze again.

    JHW
  38. I use to TA for this Junior class in High school and this one kid used to sneeze and he would say the word sneeze every single time he said it. It got kind of annoying but then at the end of the year he said he never kissed a girl.I felt bad for him cause he was such a sweet guy besides that sneeze thing.I would have kissed him.

    marine
  39. My nose itched just a little but I could not scratch it. I felt the niggling little tingle, closed my eyes, suck a sip of air, held my breathe trying to keep it in, and then I sneezed.

    Lisa Gray
  40. when i sneeze i fele like my eyes will explode. but then sneeze brings about the disturbances in the nose outside so its good i suppose. the sneeze can sometimes be so loud that it is heard for blocks around but then some people can be boorish about the sneeze and not close their mouths while sneezing. also nowadays because of the h1n1 scare we have to be careful while sneezing lest we infect others. we also need to make sure we carry a handkerchief around so that if there is an unwanted sneeze we can cover our noses. on other thing about sneezing is that it can define what sort of a person u are. if you take care not to disturb others with your sneeze then you are considerate and good. we should not be closing our mouths while sneezing because the sneeze is very powerful and can blow out the eyes if we control it.

    bishnoo