sneeze

August 25th, 2009 | 276 Entries

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276 Entries for “sneeze”

  1. Excuse me. Bless you. Thank you. You’re welcome. How perfunctory.

    Annie
  2. What on earth? I’m supposed to write about sneezing, I think… Personally, I hate sneezing. It makes me feel like my head is going to hit my chest and maybe my nose will become a casualty. That’s not a particularly good feeling.

    jenna
  3. it starts someware deep inside then you breath in and there is a tickle in your nose and catch in your througt and you know hatchoo! small like a mouse, bless you.

    Mel
  4. I had a sneeze stuck in my nose and it made my eyes water. My friend asked if I was choking and I sputtered…do, I dotta sdeeze! She started laughing and pepsi came out her nose and she started sneezing!

    Theresa
  5. There was a simple man, a local simpleton who every day would get up and walk down the street. The point of every walk was really to buy groceries, and yet, he would pass by a garden on the way down. In it were sunflowers. Every one would make him expel air from his nose at an alarmingly fast rate.

    Tony S.
  6. I sneeze really loud and everyone looks at me, sometimes very embarassing, but other times it doesn’t matter.

    Rita
  7. Ugh this season. Sneezing and sniffling all the time it seems. Occassionally I go into bothersome fits – sneezing again and again and again. The sneeze is a curious thing though, for how it feels. In so many ways it feels nice – like a great release.

    Jeff
  8. i hear them outside my office door all day; are they because of allergens in the air, is my assistant getting sick; why aren’t sneezes contagious in the manner of yawns.

    Dirk
  9. Achoo! God Bless You. What a nice thought. I have a sneezing fit, and some stranger envokes God’s blessings on me. Thank you, stranger, for considering me.

    Robin
  10. I read in givesmehope.com, that a person sneezed and someone rolled down their window just to say “God bless you”.

    that’s really nice :)

    Michelle
  11. i sneeze in a way that makes other people look at me. i haven’t mastered the girly quiet sneeze, so first its loud. secondly, its not only one sneeze but usually five or six in a row. its embarrassing but i usually don’t mind. sneezing is supposedly one fifth of an orgasm. i kinda see that, i guess. my sister’s friend’s hairdresser told her that.

    mary
  12. catches you off guard. everything stops for that moment in time. blow it out. don’t be shy. let ‘er rip!

    connie
  13. I seem to sneeze a lot lately and I don’t know why, there is a lot of cats in this house, none of which are mine and I can’t help but wonder if they are the cause of it, then that starts to make me nervous because I love animals so much and it would really not be cool if I have developed alergies to them.

    Holly
  14. Class ended on a low note. Mr. Addison wouldn’t look at them when the bell rang, and most kids seemed relieved to be let go silently. Only Danielle stayed after everyone else left, and only she stayed when the Headmaster appeared at the door.

    Ciara
  15. achoo i sneezed the other day and thought i may have blown my head of. how could this be? one cannot cogitae when they have no head for that would mean that they had not a brain and without a brain one could not think. this was all becoming too much for me now so i proceeded to the checkout and bgave my can of beans to the lady who told me to have a lovely day .

    Danny
  16. I heard someone sneeze on the bus today. All I could think of were the bright red posters with swine flu screaming in black. All I could think of were masks and sheltered children. And then I really wanted hand sanitier and a nap.

    Brittany
  17. “Bullshit”, I sneezed, calling his bluff on his hand. He threw the cards down on the table, pissed that I had one yet another round. I scooped up the cash on the table and fanned myself with it. “Ah — it is so good to be me!” I laughed in his face and walked out the door, feeling his eyes on my ass the whole way out.

    Jessica Sanford
  18. An irritant had lodged itself deep in the nasal passage of a man on the 5pm commuter train whose proboscis was as sizable as that of the two businessmen on either side of him put together and as he struggled to maintain his sense of decorum on the crowded train, as his train continued to rush inexorably forward, his nose began to twitch and his lips began to pucker. He scratched at it politely with the back of his hand and the damned thing returned the volley by beginning to dance excitedly about on his face. His head fell back and his mouth opened autonomically, filling with the air that would be necessary to expel the irritant while those around him began to regard him warily, some even seeking safer distances or turning away completely, shielding their faces as it were, in light of all the recent media scares–the H1N1 virus, the bird and swine flus and all their variants–as if they knew it was only a matter of time before he sneezed. And when the thing finally blew, everyone around him also understood that it would be a sneeze of epic proportions.

    jethro
  19. Ah-choo. That’s all it takes to get yourself splattered with a disgusting salvo of mucus and bacteria, which can then easily enter your body and infect you with an illness that will stay with you for anywhere between a couple of weeks to the rest of your life. That’s why I insist upon meticulously cleaning everything around me. Some may call me a germophobe. I think I’m just being smart and practical. They’ll all learn when they get miserably sick later on in life.

    vish
  20. i sneezed and boogers came out and i wiped them under your couch because that time you came over and puked all over my sheets i still never got over it and everytime something like a booger on my fingers happens i wish i was somewhere near you so i could get it on your person because i had to throw away those sheets you know and they were my favorite gold soft sheets. soft sheets are hard to find. and they were ruined and smelled of throw-up and that night that you came over.

    chelsea
  21. I was walking through the park and came upon a young man who was immersed in a chess game. I asked him a question during a big move and before he could respond he turned to me inquistively. He began to respond and looked confused. I edged closer to hear his response and ACHUU he sneezed right in my face!

    Dan Ratner
  22. I love sneezing! People make fun of my sneeze, but I don’t care. All my girl friends hate sneezing, whereas my guy friends also enjoy it. Well, a select few, I suppose. When guys tell me they like sneezing, I immediately want to be their friends, because people think I’m weird when I say I enjoy sneezing.

    Tessa
  23. there i was, sitting in my 2nd period history class. i was nervous as fuck. she was sitting it front of me. she never sits in front of me. i wanted to say hi. i wanted to sing her a song. dance a little maybe, with her, not on my own. and i sneezed. i didn’t say hi to her, i sneezed all over her. god help me.

    geneva
  24. Achoo, gezuntheit, salut, etc… I hate sneezing, it’s very annoying. Whenever my friend D. sneezes it scares the crap out of me cuz she sneezes so LOUD!

    J.
  25. My brothers have allergies. The sneeze all the time. After a while it gets obnoxious when they blow their noses. It’s like a fog horn. I have two brothers. My friends are always over drooling over them saying “they are so hot.” It gets old.

    Rose
  26. achoo
    bless
    you
    allergies
    pollen
    flowers
    snot
    tissue
    children
    hands
    messy
    antibacterial
    soap

    scott
  27. carol burnett and tim conway sitting on a bench, carol says “the zoo had siamese elephants connected at the trunk. One of em sneezed and blew the other’s brains out”…too funny

    alisa haller
  28. Sneezing is like a mini orgasm. When I was a young teenager, my friends described orgasms to me as being “like 100 sneezes.” Whenver I sneeze, to this day, I always remember that.

    Heffalump
  29. Sneeze, one of the strangest fetishes I’ve ever heard of. An amazing force usually from a tiny trigger. Cute when the right person does it :)

    -
  30. Shout out to Sneeze — and the other seven dwarfs. dope, sleepe, grumpe, happe, doc and bashful.

    doug worple
  31. my friend sneezed several during a recording during the soft part of a movement and it calculate it cost them 700 dollars to do the retake. -how expensive is your sneeze?

    Brody
  32. achoo, tammy sneezes like an animal growling. also she laughs like a hyhena. maybe she is only part human. i’m reading a book about humans and neanderthal hybrids.

    B
  33. The force of the sneeze sent a bolt of blinding pain through her broken ribcage. Tears welled in her eyes. Instinctively, she reached for the button at her bedside.

    A nurse had soon appeared in the dorway, looking suitably concerned (she had buzzed five times, after all).

    rachael
  34. I keep doing that today. Sneezing.
    I think I’m getting a cold.
    My eyes teared up terribly earlier when my friend and I were watching a scary show.

    Mags
  35. giggles. The sound of a child moving towards a door, the put their tiny hand up, but still not tall enough to reach. They attempt a jump, they miss, and put down the stuffed bunny in their arms down to the ground. She’s a girl of 4, with frill socks and black patten leather shoes. She puts the bunny down, reachs again, sneezes and calls for her mother. She walks up, clicks her heels and opens the door with a smile for her child.

    Emily Gordon
  36. Across the cubicles came the loudest, most startling sneeze, waking up the fellow office workers.

    Paula
  37. i always get sneeze. he thinks hes obscure and irreverant – but i always get sneeze.

    David Schlosser
  38. I’ve always wondered if it’s true that your heart stops when you sneeze. I heard that was why people started saying bless you. I always make sure I say bless you when someone sneezes, including myself. I’m not religious, but it just seems right.

    Hannah
  39. I sneezed today. Not the cute, little, dainty sneeze you often hear come from cute, dainty women. No. Mine was big and hearty! In fact, I thought I blew a lung from my chest – through the windshield and onto the driver in front of me. But boy did it feel good. Better than a cigarette anytime

    susand
  40. it’s hard to keep your eyes open when you sneeze.

    heather