i love the feeling of sneezing. it’s like a small moment of euphoria. though, when you have a nose full of boogies, in the end, sneezing isn’t so great after all. especially if you’ve run out of tissues. better hope you have a sleeve handy for that snot! ew.
zelda
I don’t know that that’s mean, but i’m preatty sure that’s very amusing and interesting. I don’t write quite in English because i’m from Spain, but I dream, I slept, I think about one day will be a famous writer
Nahia
ewwww gross….. germs self propelled.. the force is overwhelming…
Is there ever enough lysol?
Kristen
I walked into a room of old and sniffed around for a clue as to where I was or even more as to where i would be going. I felt the dust tickle my nose but passed it off as a bad cleaner of maid with no style. I missed my vital clue as i poured out the expanse of a sneeze.
Seymore
i’ve got a tickle in my nose.
i sneeze.
i feel relief.
if i sneeze, will relief come in any other aspect of my life? besides the relief of allergies, i mean?
razzle
health, pleasure, relax, sick…
El Kno
I sneezed. I sneezed again. I sneeze after I cough. I cough after I drink down the wrong pipe….sometimes it makes me sneeze when I have dirty thoughts. I don’t know why, I think I’m wired strangely. I’m not making it up.
I'm not telling
achooo! It feels so good. Like a giant balloon being popped inside the sinuses. I love to sneeze. Mine are a combination of my parents. The accent is on the “choo.”
sarah
I hate it when I sneeze…ever since I was a little girl people have made fun of me for it.
“Why do you hold your sneezes in?”
Well, I do it because it hurts to let them out. Honestly! I have a rediculously sensitive throat, and sneezing tends to hurt. Plus, I think the little squeaking noise you get instead is kind of cute.
Anna Holzemer
i dont sneeze often, i like the feeling though. it’s releasing. although, sometimes it truely makes my ribs sore, that’s probaby not good. haha
Bianchi
Very messy.
Nick
When I get hit in the nose, I get the urge to sneeze. I’m not sure if It’s just me or if it’s everyone. And when I sneeze, it comes in bunches. It’s never just one. I’ll have fits of sneezing. My mom will then ask me if I need an allergy pill. I always reply “no.” I’m not a fan of taking pills in general. So unless it’s spring, then I won’t take one.
Tyler
God bless you
JC
Sneeze, yes. My house is trying to kill me. Did the wife change the filter today. Maybe. I can’t get up to check. a tick
DaftPhully
right before i sneeze i say apple-banana in my head over and over
k
I wanted to stop the sneeze but it was impossible. It came out of me like a bad pun, or an insult. I’ve been told you can’t open your eyes. But why would you want to?
Alyssa
achoo. bless you. alergies come out it kinda sucks…
ashley Cavazos
i was always afraid that when i sneezed, if i kept my eyes open, that they’d explode out of my head. Somebody told me this once and it stuck with me. An old wives’ tale. Shitty
Has this ever actually happened to anybody? I’m sure a lot of people have thought of keeping their eyes open (by means of prying or whatever) but exploded eyeballs? How common is this?
Paul Isakson
i don’t want to sneeze, not in front of my boss, not in front of all of these people in this serious atmosphere. don’t do it, don’t cause a distraction. you should be seen and not heard. once again i chastise myself for a simple allergy, a typical human condition.
lauren
Maybe one day,
you’ll understand it
and the reasons I cover my mouth with my hand
every time my nose twitches with fleas.
Somedays I just can’t hold it in;
I fight
and I scream
and I twist and I yearn,
but nothing stops the itching
(my mouth wants to say these things
but love can’t live here,
love can’t exist like this)
or keeps my nosehairs from rebelling
(they want to love you,
too,
but I won’t let them).
Somedays,
I just want it all to end.
Perhaps today,
I’ll let it out.
My sneezes were always meant for you anyway.
Beth
i sneezed the other day. I put it in a hand. It felt like jizz. I wanted to throw up. I threw up. That made me more sick. I threw up more. This is the worst say of my life. Where am I? Im so dizzy from sickness i dont know where i am? Somone HELP ME!
cj
I had a cold and went to the doctor. He gave me some pink pills and a sauce that tasted like cherries. I got better, but developed dots and hives and was itchy for a week. After I felt better, I decided to take a trip to Alaska. When I got there, it was very cold. I didn’t bring warm clothes, so I caught cold. I started to sneeze and sneeze. I had a cold and went to the doctor… And so it goes.
this one time at work, a guy came in and sneezed 15 times in a row.
my 2nd grade teacher had the cutest sneeze.
my sneezes are painful.
sneeze is a funny word.
i wish knees was spelled like sneeze.
danaë
Sometimes that’s what life feels like. A bloody dry sneeze. It can be so challenging at times. I only pray that when the sneeze is done and the bleeding has stopped, that I can smell the wonderful scents of life.
Will
a blast of air
sprinkling of water
like a tickle from an ocean breeze
then you look over your shoulder
eew omg you sneezed!
Shade Sirenwolf
a a a choo!! sneezes are so annoying, especially when you think one is coming, but then it doesnt… its not pleasant. Although, sometimes a good sneeze is just what you need! The worst is when its full of snot though.
sam MacTavish
feels just like purging of everything gross in your body don’t you think? Like something vile has been trying to get out and when it does there’s this nice quietness all up in your facial area. I love a good sneeze.
kimbit
Dirty minging goo coming from your nose,dripping all over me contaminating me with your virus! Catch it & kill it please so I don’t get your bugs and die!! Yeh I know i have OCD what can i do eh? !
Jessaqua
The thing you do when germs get into your nose and tickle the lining of your nose. You sneeze goes faster than a motor cycle!Yea!
kevin
Sneezing is one of the most dangerous things you can do while driving. It scares me sometimes because for that split second that you close your eyes the car in front of you can stop. But then again, sneezing feels so good. I hate it when a sneeze is about to come and then it goes away; that hurts.
natalie
achooo, me nose said. run, run, me nose went. my nose is pink tipped and ails in the west. it years for sweet brandy to make it all better.
AnnieTwoBraids
Achoo, it’s Spring Time, my nose is filled with hardened boogers. They make life uncomfortable and I just want to dig them out of the small piece of cartiledge called my nose… but I’m at school, I can’t, if I do, I’ll be the laughing stock of my entire class.
Sean McKee
a sneeze in the breeze.
how lovely.
your personal bacteria invading my breathing habit.
its allright though.
we all got bactria and organisms all crawling all over us.
like,
all the time.
nothing new, to be sneezed on, by you.
sprouts
i just sneezed a sneeze that was the best sneeze a sneeze could ever be it was the sneeze that was the greatest sneeze ever sneezed i don’t think you could sneeze a better sneeze than the sneeze i just sneezed try to see if you can match my sneeze
jeremy bender
achoo! i hate when i sneeze in front of people. i look dumb when i sneeze. i have a cold today. i am sneezing quite a bit. but thankfully, its summer, and theres nobody around to watch me sneeze. i love summer. =]
cheryl
they bother me, they come when they want and they give no true warning. They are dirty and full of germs. I know why people bless you when you sneeze, because they feel the need to pray for their safety and perhaps God will have mercy on them for blessing you.
blotomarketing
achoo. why bless your dear heart my dear man. how it seems that i’ve foiled my own plan. with your sneeze, and these peas, i thought to erect a statue of hell. but as it turns out your health is rather well. such a pity that there’s nothing i can do to make your immunity go away. oh wait, there is, i can just sit here and pray.
Carl Shan
all over my computer all over you face all over her face all over his face there are countless places where ive sneezed and i dont think it’s ever once been a good idea to do so but it’s so hard to not sneeze it’s often the suns fault yeah i blame the sun, totally the sun.
ALEXXXXXXXX
bless you.
bless your sneeze.
just in case it’s possessed.
is your nose demonic?
i love the feeling of sneezing. it’s like a small moment of euphoria. though, when you have a nose full of boogies, in the end, sneezing isn’t so great after all. especially if you’ve run out of tissues. better hope you have a sleeve handy for that snot! ew.
I don’t know that that’s mean, but i’m preatty sure that’s very amusing and interesting. I don’t write quite in English because i’m from Spain, but I dream, I slept, I think about one day will be a famous writer
ewwww gross….. germs self propelled.. the force is overwhelming…
Is there ever enough lysol?
I walked into a room of old and sniffed around for a clue as to where I was or even more as to where i would be going. I felt the dust tickle my nose but passed it off as a bad cleaner of maid with no style. I missed my vital clue as i poured out the expanse of a sneeze.
i’ve got a tickle in my nose.
i sneeze.
i feel relief.
if i sneeze, will relief come in any other aspect of my life? besides the relief of allergies, i mean?
health, pleasure, relax, sick…
I sneezed. I sneezed again. I sneeze after I cough. I cough after I drink down the wrong pipe….sometimes it makes me sneeze when I have dirty thoughts. I don’t know why, I think I’m wired strangely. I’m not making it up.
achooo! It feels so good. Like a giant balloon being popped inside the sinuses. I love to sneeze. Mine are a combination of my parents. The accent is on the “choo.”
I hate it when I sneeze…ever since I was a little girl people have made fun of me for it.
“Why do you hold your sneezes in?”
Well, I do it because it hurts to let them out. Honestly! I have a rediculously sensitive throat, and sneezing tends to hurt. Plus, I think the little squeaking noise you get instead is kind of cute.
i dont sneeze often, i like the feeling though. it’s releasing. although, sometimes it truely makes my ribs sore, that’s probaby not good. haha
Very messy.
When I get hit in the nose, I get the urge to sneeze. I’m not sure if It’s just me or if it’s everyone. And when I sneeze, it comes in bunches. It’s never just one. I’ll have fits of sneezing. My mom will then ask me if I need an allergy pill. I always reply “no.” I’m not a fan of taking pills in general. So unless it’s spring, then I won’t take one.
God bless you
Sneeze, yes. My house is trying to kill me. Did the wife change the filter today. Maybe. I can’t get up to check. a tick
right before i sneeze i say apple-banana in my head over and over
I wanted to stop the sneeze but it was impossible. It came out of me like a bad pun, or an insult. I’ve been told you can’t open your eyes. But why would you want to?
achoo. bless you. alergies come out it kinda sucks…
i was always afraid that when i sneezed, if i kept my eyes open, that they’d explode out of my head. Somebody told me this once and it stuck with me. An old wives’ tale. Shitty
Has this ever actually happened to anybody? I’m sure a lot of people have thought of keeping their eyes open (by means of prying or whatever) but exploded eyeballs? How common is this?
i don’t want to sneeze, not in front of my boss, not in front of all of these people in this serious atmosphere. don’t do it, don’t cause a distraction. you should be seen and not heard. once again i chastise myself for a simple allergy, a typical human condition.
Maybe one day,
you’ll understand it
and the reasons I cover my mouth with my hand
every time my nose twitches with fleas.
Somedays I just can’t hold it in;
I fight
and I scream
and I twist and I yearn,
but nothing stops the itching
(my mouth wants to say these things
but love can’t live here,
love can’t exist like this)
or keeps my nosehairs from rebelling
(they want to love you,
too,
but I won’t let them).
Somedays,
I just want it all to end.
Perhaps today,
I’ll let it out.
My sneezes were always meant for you anyway.
i sneezed the other day. I put it in a hand. It felt like jizz. I wanted to throw up. I threw up. That made me more sick. I threw up more. This is the worst say of my life. Where am I? Im so dizzy from sickness i dont know where i am? Somone HELP ME!
I had a cold and went to the doctor. He gave me some pink pills and a sauce that tasted like cherries. I got better, but developed dots and hives and was itchy for a week. After I felt better, I decided to take a trip to Alaska. When I got there, it was very cold. I didn’t bring warm clothes, so I caught cold. I started to sneeze and sneeze. I had a cold and went to the doctor… And so it goes.
itchy nose. tickles. ahhh choooo. allergies, runny nose, God Bless you. tissues, cold mucus winter
this one time at work, a guy came in and sneezed 15 times in a row.
my 2nd grade teacher had the cutest sneeze.
my sneezes are painful.
sneeze is a funny word.
i wish knees was spelled like sneeze.
Sometimes that’s what life feels like. A bloody dry sneeze. It can be so challenging at times. I only pray that when the sneeze is done and the bleeding has stopped, that I can smell the wonderful scents of life.
a blast of air
sprinkling of water
like a tickle from an ocean breeze
then you look over your shoulder
eew omg you sneezed!
a a a choo!! sneezes are so annoying, especially when you think one is coming, but then it doesnt… its not pleasant. Although, sometimes a good sneeze is just what you need! The worst is when its full of snot though.
feels just like purging of everything gross in your body don’t you think? Like something vile has been trying to get out and when it does there’s this nice quietness all up in your facial area. I love a good sneeze.
Dirty minging goo coming from your nose,dripping all over me contaminating me with your virus! Catch it & kill it please so I don’t get your bugs and die!! Yeh I know i have OCD what can i do eh? !
The thing you do when germs get into your nose and tickle the lining of your nose. You sneeze goes faster than a motor cycle!Yea!
Sneezing is one of the most dangerous things you can do while driving. It scares me sometimes because for that split second that you close your eyes the car in front of you can stop. But then again, sneezing feels so good. I hate it when a sneeze is about to come and then it goes away; that hurts.
achooo, me nose said. run, run, me nose went. my nose is pink tipped and ails in the west. it years for sweet brandy to make it all better.
Achoo, it’s Spring Time, my nose is filled with hardened boogers. They make life uncomfortable and I just want to dig them out of the small piece of cartiledge called my nose… but I’m at school, I can’t, if I do, I’ll be the laughing stock of my entire class.
a sneeze in the breeze.
how lovely.
your personal bacteria invading my breathing habit.
its allright though.
we all got bactria and organisms all crawling all over us.
like,
all the time.
nothing new, to be sneezed on, by you.
i just sneezed a sneeze that was the best sneeze a sneeze could ever be it was the sneeze that was the greatest sneeze ever sneezed i don’t think you could sneeze a better sneeze than the sneeze i just sneezed try to see if you can match my sneeze
achoo! i hate when i sneeze in front of people. i look dumb when i sneeze. i have a cold today. i am sneezing quite a bit. but thankfully, its summer, and theres nobody around to watch me sneeze. i love summer. =]
they bother me, they come when they want and they give no true warning. They are dirty and full of germs. I know why people bless you when you sneeze, because they feel the need to pray for their safety and perhaps God will have mercy on them for blessing you.
achoo. why bless your dear heart my dear man. how it seems that i’ve foiled my own plan. with your sneeze, and these peas, i thought to erect a statue of hell. but as it turns out your health is rather well. such a pity that there’s nothing i can do to make your immunity go away. oh wait, there is, i can just sit here and pray.
all over my computer all over you face all over her face all over his face there are countless places where ive sneezed and i dont think it’s ever once been a good idea to do so but it’s so hard to not sneeze it’s often the suns fault yeah i blame the sun, totally the sun.
bless you.
bless your sneeze.
just in case it’s possessed.
is your nose demonic?