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January 17th, 2011 | 378 Entries

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378 Entries for “sports”

  1. I don’t play sports. I’m not that athletic. I would enjoy them more if they were more like the gladiatorial days instead of the pansy stuff that we do today. I want bone crunches and blood splatter instead of a penalty for saluting the crowd. The future is lame…

    T. Henderson
  2. are fun, but sometimes too distracting from school work. Track is my favorite, but that’s likely just because my friends do it as well. My brother does Pole Vault, but that’s field, not track.

    Nathan
  3. I’m an athlete – have been since the first time I fell on my face in gym class and determined that I was going to beat the shit out of the quarterback for laughing at me. I gave him a black eye, and then walked away, with the coach admiring me, but still everyone picked me last for their teams in gym class. I’ll tell you a secret – it’s because they’re afraid of me.
    They can keep being afraid; sports made me strong enough to deal with their fear.

  4. i’m not much of a sportsfan until i need to be,
    until the beer comes out of the fridge and the uncles
    come out of the woodwork
    like the termites that they are,

    slowly eating away at our family gatherings,
    chasing their tearing lines
    with another fat tire and a laugh.

    Andrew Norman
  5. I’ve only played one sport in my entire life (that being fencing). I quit because I didn’t have enough commitment, but I really liked it. I like swords and being able to handle one and call it by its fancy name.

  6. I really don’t like sports. At all. I’ve never really liked them, though I once thought it would be fun to play soccer. No more.

    Yet, I still do play sports, because I’m forced to at times. Like volleyball. I’m kind of good at tennis as well. And I can play Wii boxing, if that counts.

    Chess is a sport too, isn’t it? I play that…

    Haha, yes, I’m rambling about sports. Lovely.

    MajorBookworm
  7. I hate it. I feel like I was born with this athletic body but with hand eye coordination skills like a 4 year old. And what, I’m like 21 now? Sad.

  8. Sports are a thing of the past for me. I tend to sport a more introverted/couch-potato lifestyle for now. Maybe one day I’ll be a good sport and take up a team activity that incorporates cheerleaders into its halftime show – but I can’t be certain. Also, sporty spice used to be my favorite, but baby spice reigns supreme at present.

  9. i don’t like sports very much. Though, gymnastics, figure skating, and soccer aren’t too bad. Baseball is boring and so is football. i guess i just like art forms more than anything else.

    mary
  10. I don’t play sports, well I don’t play a sport most people actually know about. I ride Dressage, I ride horses. I consider this a sport and one of the best ones. I have more dedication then most people who play in high school. Plus, i get more out of it, my horse is a huge part of my life, and riding will stay with me for the rest of my life!

  11. Sports. I think about cross country which caused me a lot of pain. My own physical weakness let everyone saw me as an outsider, unfit, incompetent. I’m not strong enough.

    Seanie
  12. I was never any good at spots.
    My parents were star athletes at their schools.
    My dad played volleyball at the national level.
    My mom was a track/gymnastics/everything in the world star.
    But at least I have math.
    Hahaha, what a sad bargaining chip of character/talent/potential.

  13. I hate sports; I really do. I despise them because I am overweight and people make fun of me when my boobs jiggle as I run.

  14. Running, jumping, twisting, shouting towards the finish line. Reaching for the trophy. Only moments in our hand, forever in our memories.

  15. That question again. “You have long legs. Why don’t you do any sports? I bet you would be good at track or something.” I had enough. “No! Just because I have long legs means nothing!” I pulled for something witty to say, but I just screamed in anger. Julian was at the table beside us, and he and his friends laughed obnoxiously.

  16. She is yelling at the ref for putting her baby boy on the side lines of the soccer
    field for accidentally hitting another guy, ok so he’s not so little at 6’2 butt it’s
    a sports game for crying out load.

    Linda Berryman
  17. I have been playing tennis since before I could walk. My grandfather was a national champion back in the sixties. I’ve seen his gold medals. They make me think. They make me wonder, might I be great someday? I really hope I will be. But sometimes I just feel drained.

    Vlasta
  18. I love sports. Or I used to, I loved them once, before my dad ruined them for me. Yelling after every game and every practice because I talked to much, didn’t focus. Focus on the game. Friends don’t come first. It made me a better person in the end.

    Alyssa
  19. sports are intense, passionate, healthy, fun, competitive, sweat-dripping, labor of love, team-oriented, talented, driven, motivated, energetic, inspiring, life

    margaret
  20. i played soccer when i was little. my sister did, too. we were on the same recreational team for a good few years. and we were a good team. she went out for the school team when i didn’t, because i knew i wasn’t that good of a player. i found out later from her that the reason the coach wanted me on the team wasn’t just cuz my sister was the best goalie ever, but because she’d told him that i played hard to make up for the fact that i wasn’t actually a very good player.

    noelle
  21. Sports! They’re so… eh. I’ve never been good at sports, but I admire those who are.
    Such determination! Such skill! Such tenacity!
    They make it look easy.
    Huh. Well, at least I’m good at something.
    I take comfort in the fact that I can put together a sentence.

  22. sports. I’ve been surrounded by sports my entire life. my father was a football player, my mother, a swimmer. all of my siblings are sports stars. my brother was the star basketball player in high school, and my sister, the soccer champion. I don’t know what my parents were thinking when decided to keep me, but they probably must regret the decision now. I don’t have an ounce of athletic ability.

    fakename
  23. i really wish i would have played more sports in school. I think it would have helped me in the future like being a team player, staying fit, and having fun.

  24. sports tend to bore me. well not really if i pay attention, but why care about something that’s basically just a game anyway? i mean its one thing if you’re playing, then you’re invested and involved. but if not, why get all worked up? unless of course you’re just so bored by the reality of your own dull life that you need something fake to keep your energies occupied throughout the workweek.

    lola
  25. The Auburn Tigers just won the 2010 National Championship in college football!

    Rob
  26. Ultimate frisbee? Soccer? Gymnastics? Cross Country? Swimming? All these things were at one time sports in my life, in my childhood and high school years. Now the sports of my life exist within the context of friendships and are less often but never less exciting. Ice skating on a brisk winter day. Running laps around the track in the company of great people. Amusing races on crutches when nothing is broken. These are the sports, but more so, the joys of today.

    Amy Greenlee
  27. The ball came towards me. Even seeing it made me feel inadequate. My body, as i had told myself so many times before, was just not cut out for sports. I was an artist, always had been, but then again, maybe sports are an art form. Just like life.

  28. not intresting enough to write about

    zara
  29. Sports make the world go round. We can sit and get angry at the game and then afterward go grab a beer. For the opportunists its a way to make mad Bank. If their team wins. the Olympics show that countries can still come together, at least for one reason, to do something good.

  30. sports are for poeple competion generalized other fun batting goal goaaaaaaaaalo having a good time tail gating sun outdoors love companionship sportsmanship proud trophies winning losing jerseys shoes grass fields nets courts sweat team coach game

    jon
  31. I used to hate these things. I’ve learned to like them, though. And I think the experience taught me that what I dislike, I usually just don’t understand. How much richer does life become the more I understand.

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  33. Ugh, she hadn’t worked out today. She’d run thirty minutes a day even after tennis season was over, so what was this? She had vowed to never sign up in a weight loss program, believing she could carry out her sports regime by herself, but she wished for the group-oriented kind of workout, like team tennis. She didn’t even feel as if she were exercising when she was with her friends.
    She had a lesson learned, now; or half-learned: she wasn’t as strong as she thought she was, or used to be. She was no longer a child, of the younegr lifetsyle into which sports were so effortlessly incorporated. She was old now, nearing thirty. She walked the children playing on the playground when she walked from her office to her shuttle stop, and wished that she were that age again – before reality caught up to her and gave her a whole lifetime supply’s worth of work, work, and more work.
    She missed the swings, most of all.

  34. Ugh, she hadn’t worked out today. She’d ran theirty minutes a day even after tennis season was over, so what was this? She had vowed to never sign up in a weight loss program, believing she could carry out her sports regime by herself, but she wished for the group-oriented kind of workout, like team tennis. She didn’t even feel as if she were exercising when she was with her friends.

  35. I don’t do sports. I’ve always been a dancer. I guess perfection is easier for me to seek on my own… I don’t like depending on other people to “do well” or “get what I want.” Ballet is for people who want to learn how to control themselves… which is really all any of us can do.

    Sarah
  36. Naked… he lay there cold, just another inanimate bag of water, eyes glazed, thoughts voided, breathing a memory, lungs now dormant and superfluous… initial obvervations once his garments had been removed provoked gasps- “look at the scars he sports!” shuddered the porter, who was keen to watch these strangely enticing ceremonies, so he could gab stories to his wife, while she reflected on her days passions with another stranger she found on craigslist. Even in his 26 years on the job, Wilson, scalpel in hand, had never witnessed anything quite so diverted from natures path.

  37. Boring. I’m not at all interested in sports, although I really am in a sense. I’m interested in people who can control their bodies and make them move and do the amazing things athletes do, especially when I feel a sense of accomplishment just from making the bed in the morning. I guess it’s not sports I’m interested in, but health and fitness is intriguing. I should try it some time.

    Heather
  38. I don’t really like sports. I wish I did. I would defiantly do me some good. I think it could make me a more interesting person at school if I was good at them. Then maybe I could spike some boys interests at school <3 Shallow huh? Idc~

  39. A word common for the jocks, forgotten by the geeks, and rejected by the musicians. Sports can be anything from Soccer to Dancing, Gymnastics to Football, Basketball to Ping-Pong. Sports can be the vice of any living being or they can be the pinnacle of one’s success.

  40. I miss playing sports. All my new roomies are sporty; I feel like a slug compared to them.
    I feel like a slug compared to many people. But I make my brain have fun with sports. Yeah, that’s a good way to think of it. I work out with my brain. :D

    Jamie