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August 28th, 2009 | 280 Entries

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280 Entries for “teacher”

  1. Teacher. Meine Teacher waren sehr unterschriedlich. Sie gaben allesamt Englisch. Von jung und nett bis alt und strengste Schule war alles dabei. Der Strengste hatte Respekt vor mir, weil ich immer seine Rechtschreibfehler entdeckt habe. Kling!

    Lisa
  2. Helping me learn, giving me help an dguidance, teaching me things, a person who can be nice or mean can help you learn or waster your time. A teacher is a great asset when you have a good one. I appreciate all teachers everywhere. I love being a teacher.

    e par
  3. A close friend is a teacher. A kindergarten teacher. I have no idea how she does it, happily. 9 months a year. Kids that age drive me crazy. I would rather sit in a 90 minute faxing tutorial than have to answer one stupid question. I suppose its easy to tell I have no children of my own

    E
  4. Teaching is, rightfully, seen as a noble profession. But my god. What arrogance it takes too, to think, these kids need someone to shape their lives, and I’M the person to do it. Wow. Where do these people get off?

    Ryan
  5. so i thought of being a teacher, i don’t know why, but if i want to make an impact on the world. Should i not start with the young, the ones who might need the direction rather than the old who migh already be set in their ways? We are supposed to direct and give advice, to give them tools so they can achieve in life. So what better way to impact the world?

    kasyn
  6. mind control. can’t do. burnout. inspirational. math. liar. hypocrite. bureaucrat. inquisitor. conformist.

    robert
  7. someone who thinks they know a lot. but really cant do anythings. someone who is there to advise but not take action. somone who can only theorize.

    meghan martin
  8. I want my teacher to be my mama. I want my teacher to be nice. Teachers get me some school. And um, be crazy. And be statues. teacher making school. My teacher was hopey.

    Naomi (age 3)
  9. <y favorite teacher was my mommy. she let me have breaks a lot. and i got to play with my toys when I had breaks.

    Evangeline
  10. Teacher, teacher. Big fat preacher. Ugly hair and terrible shoes. Where the hell did you get the blues? Fart, slap. Fart, slap. Fart, slap. Fart. Slap.

    Morenike Adebayo
  11. I really don’t know how to exactly do this, so maybe I should ask a teacher, because you know there might be a teacher for intuition or improvisation. That’d be a really neat thing to be able to teach. Inspiring to inspire.

    Leadhyena
  12. My favorite teacher growing up was my kindergarten AND 4th grade teacher==am I lucky or what? Mrs. Williams. . . Sweet smile, kind words, m&ms in math, happy decorations, my first desk, growing up safely. i hope that

    Sarah Dwelle
  13. Her name was Mrs. Pine and everyone in the school knew that she was the best teacher. The parents, the kids, the principal, even the other teachers. Everyone would say “You’re so lucky to have Mrs. Pine for third grade”. I hated Mrs. Pine.

    Bethany Grabher
  14. my teacher for theatre history is interesting and completely inept with technology. We spent most of the class today watching a blank screen. She couldn’t get the projector working. At first I was worried about her. Then it was revealed that there was something wrong with the sound system.

    20 minutes of actual class.

    Lizzy
  15. found us
    touching tongues
    didn’t panic
    didn’t punish
    she must have had kids of her own
    Mrs. Bodie 5th grade teacher.

    Sandy Wood
  16. she wasn’t trying to get to school on time. The students never made it to her class, so why should she bother? They didn’t care.
    So she doesn’t. Anymore.
    But, like it or not, the car drove itself. She found herself in the parking lot before she knew she’d reached it.
    Watch out. That’s the spot

    Afi Scruggs
  17. He was tall, slim, sort of geeky and approachabe. Young? of course. What made him so much more interesting and engaging from the others was that he was that bit younger. Couldn’t have been more than 8 years older than his classroom.

    plentyspace
  18. Oh my goodness. When I think of this word,
    I think of me. Apples and all that. frustration.
    Sitting with a roomful of children and wondering how I’ll ever reach them. Giggles and sniffles and maybe even cheating? How will I do it? How will we reach the end of time, and the trees budding the way they are, out there beyond us, when now all is turning coppery gold and red?
    The sky is an empty dome, and we cannot fill it fast enough with letters, numbers, and wonders.

    taylor
  19. We know how to talk. How to tell our stories in a way that makes others want to tell theirs. We bring out the best in people, if we treat them like the best people. We are grossly underestimated because most of us grossly overestimate our power. And we are students, too.

    r.a.
  20. The greatest teacher I’ve ever had is named Mr. Rollin Dickinson. I met him in the first semester of my senior year at lakeridge high school. Friends of mine had already know him for a time and I was awkwardly placed in his class along with them.

    Dalton
  21. a teacher can change your entire world and make you a better person. when i was in high school, i had a teacher that changed everything for me. when someone teaches you something, and you learn to love learning the world opens up for you, it really does.

    jess
  22. I am a teacher today, not the bald one with the mustache, not the one who polished his apples on his cords and made me work out of packets.

    Rachel Mehl
  23. yes i taught you things words never spoken
    close the doors on all of us your prime eyes smokey
    with thoughts not appropriate for the scratched plastic chairs of homeroom
    write it down on blue lined paper, pass it over
    giggles and outrage intertwine.

    X
  24. my greatest teacher was my dad. he taught me unconditional love, great work ethic, honesty, and many others. The greatest of all being unconditional love. i miss him more than anything. i still need him to be here to teach me.

    danielle
  25. Apples Hot mentor

    mike
  26. Reason; you can learn out from anyone or anything…even pineapples and chairs. Step out of the parenthesis. Teach yourself.

    Kaizar
  27. Teacher. Teachers at school. Good teachers, bad teachers, Mean teachers, nice teachers. Teach you math, language, computers, science, what have you.

    Cam
  28. Ok. I don’t want “teacher,” anymore. Are there other words?

    B. Michael
  29. The little brown shit had not had a time to do anything all day so he sat there and didn’t say anything while I was talking to him and talking to them and all around and over them I stood at the head of the hall imposing and long and I watched I watched them all go down the hall and I did not know what to do but I tried to impose myself interpose myself between them and where they were going and the one who didn’t do anything I saw him the most and I told him in my loud voice not to do that anymore.

    B. Michael
  30. Silence. Pure silence in the room as she walked up to the board and wrote her name. Oh god, she thought, they will know I’m not a real teacher; that doesn’t look like a teacher’s handwriting!

    heather
  31. She gave more than I imagined and she taught me to be me. Let me be. Boy was it profound to know that this is the best kind of teacher, friend and friend to myslef. Hey life is so interesting.

    wendy shaffer
  32. I hate my Focused Inquiry teacher. I wish I had time to get stoned before that class, because I hate her more than anything. With the amount of money that I’m paying for college, I should not be spoken to like a twelve year old. and it kills me because I’m smarter than any other motherfucker in that class.
    Bitches

    angry@
  33. The act of teaching is a way for us to achieve immortality. To pass on our collected knowledge and experience allows those experiences to live on in our pupils.

    some guy
  34. teachers seem to be either your best friend or worst enemy.
    most people hate them, though they are definately people too, but what we dont understand is that teachers are people too and they hate and love just like we do.
    they just cant act upon it with thier students.
    killer.

    jaccob sanders
  35. Teachers confuse me a lot. What is the point of, when you leave school and are completely free, spending three years preparing and training to go back, knowing that it will be even more of a social jungle than when you left and exam results will have dropped?

    AnnaMay
  36. teachers are people with no lives
    they spend all their time at school drinking coffee, marking tests and shouting at their empty classrooms.
    the saddest teachers are geography teachers
    they don’t actually have ANYONE in the whole class who cares what their class is.

    josie
  37. I had a teacher named Mrs. Housesour in Max ND. I was in the 4th grade. She was so mean, I would cry every morning whe nit was time to get on the bus.

    Theresa
  38. i finally got my list of teachers for next year. up until this summer they never told you anything ahead of time, which was really annoying.
    hopefully i got good ones, cuz even though i know their names, i don’t actually know them.
    huh. guess that list didn’t help too much.

    danaë
  39. Everyone is a teacher.

    annie
  40. Teachers are students of their students.

    Terence