the crispy flakes rained black tar on the white plate. skinny lips that twisted around its circular form. sand paper and crisp smell burning carbon eco prints in the tracks of my inner body creating an atmosphere problem accumulating for centuries.
Esra
Once upon a time, there was some toast. I don’t really have any concerns about toast, but this toast was different. It was out to kill me. Now, I don’t know if my reader understands this, but it’s very hard to kill a piece of toast. You can eat it, yes, but the soul of bad toast will often reincarnate as some even greater devil. So the only solution I found was a silver bullet coated in garlic.
Joseph R. Bozich
The toast was burnt. Perfect. Not only do I wake up two hours late, put my clothes on backwards and stub my toe, I can’t even prepare toast correctly. I looked outside to see it was raining. I sighed, and went back to bed. I can be productive tomorrow. Today is not my day
Hillarie
I popped the toast out and stuck it in my mouth as I walked over to the computer. I had work to do, and there wasn’t time for a proper breakfast. Sitting down to type, I tried to let the empty word document fill my universe, but the flashing orange of received message and the satisfying pop of facebook chat drew me too strongly, and the ever-present threat of toast crumbs infiltrating my keyboard kept me in the moment.
Justine di Giovanni
I hate toast. It gets in my teeth. When I was little grandpa used to put eggs on toast. I miss my grandpa. But he is in a better place. I am happy for him. I would hate for him to have to come back down here.
It sucks here.
Olvia
i et toast with jam and butter. nutter butter. nut butter. andrew masturbates into tube socks. i like toast and roast and boast like the host with the most. Ill roast a roll and call it a toast roll. ill rot an apple in toast and call it fancy toast
bill will
I am toast.
GOne off of this earth.
Where do I go?
Heaven, or hell. Heaven or hell.
I am toast.
Jaime Lynne
dirty burned bad taste n my mouth but if cooked right it is soooo good with big ass egg thinger. I hate peanut butter, but toast is good with jelly and butter. i dont care for jelly otherwise, either. now i want to make a comic about a toast man. with his pal eggo and bacon, who has a depressing moment when he realizes he is the torn flesh of a once living being. FUN!
Soozie
Oh jeez. Watching the little green bar inch along is so intimidating.
A toast to you, little green bar! You inspire us all to churn out drivel in the quickest times imaginable. The way you change from green to orange never ceases to amaze me! And what vibrant hues of red you obtain.
Jane Cha
toast is so good i love toast, french toast is the best toast is just so good, toast? do you like toast? i love toast cuz it has that toasty taste. so tell me do oyou like toast or not? in my opinion toast is the best food in the world and in the morning it wakes me up with a cup of tea.. you still havent answered me do you like toast? i love toast, it’s too good man, i swear to good, i love toast, toast is soooo goood, do you like toast answer me, do you like toast? toast is
akaash
Toast is a very delicious and typically breakfast item. It is simply bread that has been baked at a high temperature for a short period of time. It can be served with butter and jelly, or plain, as this is good for when one has the flu.
deija
toast is the bread with the most. i love toast. it looks good hammered to walls i found out from spongebob. toast is good with jelly and butter or peanut butter. it’s delicious all of the time. but i can’t eat toast for two weeks because i just got my tonsils removed and i can’t eat solid food.
mariadow
A crunchy feeling in your mouth that doesn’t fill you up. It tastes good with types of jam, and other products.
mitchell Nelsen
i eat toast in the morning for breakfast either with peanut butter and jam or with jam and cheese. i like whole wheat… and like it toasted at a perfect amount… golden brown. toast is a staple food for breakfast since it can be served with virtually anything and still manage to taste good. i like toast.
lau
toast…again? i want to write about something other than toast. that just made me think of sarah palin. dumb biotch. thank god shes not in office. she likes to shoot wolves from a helicopter in alaska. and you know what? i bet she HATES toast.
lorelle
i love making toasts. i look for any occasion to write and give a toast. weddings. funerals. banquets. new year’s eve. other people’s engagements. but i can never think of anything witty to say so i end up standing there looking idiotic. i always find some inadvertant way to put my foot in my mouth. you knowwhat? i hate toasts. fuck it all, i’m not making any more toasts.
Mom burnt the toast.
And thus toasted us some mud mud mud.
The taste of mud mud mud.
Is gross.
Oa
Oh, I see how it works. One can just keep going back and creating a thread of thought that last throughout several sixty second time periods. Hmm, but what if time could expand or I could just type far beyond the imagination or simply just appear that way. Going way beyond what is humanly possible. Typing maybe 100 or 150 minutes in the mere sixty seconds allotted. Would that make me the biggest bad ass since Earl Flynn or would I am something like a GW Bush raining bombs on a desert village. Bam bam bam, that man can fill sixty seconds. Good thing his mama make him take typing. I knew I would use it some day.
Charley
Toast is sliced bread which has been browned by exposure to dry heat (“toasted”). This browning reaction is a form of Maillard reaction. Toasting warms the bread, making it more pleasant to eat for some, and makes it crisp such that it holds toppings more securely. Toasting is also a common method of making stale bread palatable. Toast is often served with butter, cheese, marmalade, or any number of other toppings, thereby making an open-faced sandwich. Toast is a typical breakfast food, and may be bought as is in supermarkets, or made at the home from regular bread. I realize you like toast very much but really have you ever tried a Ham sandwich
Earl
wake up in the mornign it’s got to be the morning. I don’t know, but midnight toast just sounds stupid, but cereal, that’s a different matter and I suppose the crumbly ness makes it a mess when I’m on the way to class and realize that collared shirts attract crumbs down the back like flies and…dear god I don’t know, I like to look clean, why the hell do you think I wear sweaters and collared shirts?
K R
He eyed his brother and then the toast “It’s mine Jacob I haven’t ate nothing in days!” with that he hit his own brother and grabs for the only food he had for days. The way the baked bread taste against his lips was memorizing. Yet he felt guilt for being so stingy of the food.
LaRose
toast with peanut butter and jelly on it: the best. i also like eggs friend on toast. love it.
toast – t = COAST!
and if i don’t finish my english assignment soon – i AM toast. :(
inggrid
When I was a kid my Mom used to make me soft boiled eggs and toast. But she would cut the toast into little strips that she called “piggies”…so I had eggs and piggies for breakfast…yummy! If I had kids I would give them the same.
Dot
i like to toast toast. when it get crunchy i really enjoy it with jelly and butter. if i have time, i would like to have a cup of tea with it as well for breakfast. if there is no time, i will wrap it in some papertowels and take it to go for the road. when i am done eating the toast, i will have a lot of crumbs in my hair and all over my clothes. oh boy i love toast.
sumedha
i like making toast by melting butter on a pan and then toasting the bread.
mi
toast. one of the two main ingredients of ambrosia (three if you wan to get technical). It goes by many names, one eyed jack, o’jonnies, etc. It is the most succulent and practical dish known to man. Such is the nature of EGGS IN A BASKET MOTHERFUCKER
souljaboyupintheho
I have a toaster. It is actually a toaster oven. I like cinnamon toast. Usually I put the bread in the oven first and then the cinnamon, but my dad does it differently. It all depends on taste really. My mom doesn’t really like toast.
Natalie Hejduk
Toast is one of the most wonderful things, unless of course, it is burnt. That issue can be resolved, though, due to the fact that you can scrape the burnt crusties off!!! Butter and jelly on toast, ah yes, makes my mouth water. It’s good to put crunchy peanut butter on it while the toast is hot so it gets melty! It’s wierd when toast gets cold and soggy though…
Heather McEnnerney
i like toast its crunchy goodness filled my burning flame-ridden mind
brigid
toast is awesome, its crunchy and lovely and it takes fantastic with butter. but without butter toast can be pretty lame, really I would only eat it were butter an option. Jam would probably be fun too, but I don’t like jam that much. Peanut butter would probably be gross on toast.
Maeghan
I love toast, even though I don’t always get to eat it. I like it with butter and OOOH, jam. Once, I was in Mexico in a Hacienda… my family and I were the only ones there. They made the food especially for us. Fresh bread and jam with no preservatives. I could die eating that bread and jam.
pepper
I ate a piece of toast about two hours ago, with the dog looking on painfully. He loves toast.
I kinda love toast too. Blame Steven Fry and his toast by post. I should have sent my Oxford friend some toast crumbs in the letter I should have sent her a while ago which I wrote in a Mechanics lecture. Aaah. I’ll do that at some stage…
Raven Kavanagh
a toast i will be giving one soon. toast i had it the other day for breakfast. toast ..making toast. i miss the simpler days. when did life decide to get so complicated?
dmf
Frenchie must control it. Despite it being Belgian.
Does Super man save the French? I doubt it. He seems kinda like a dick to me. What would it accomplish anyway? He would just have to end up going back to Metropolis anyway.
Sakka
a toast
to us.
a toast
to marriages, same-sex or heterosexual. a toast…
to the future.
crissy
transitive verb warm body: to warm the body or a part of the body near a source of heat
– Microsoft
-Another world-
it was smoky in the kitchen as tricia unlocked the door. coughing choking she swept her hand in her face frontal area to see the dog looking guilty nd tony on the floor. she sighe. soned again. toatesed. unable to contin herself. she giggled. not funy she tought stermly. not funy at all. she cried instead.
kari Nicholas
It’s so yummy to eat out of the toasters when it’s cooked to its brownest crisp. The toast is so crunchy I can’t stop making more of them.
Sally Phnouk
When I think of the girl he left me for I think of a piece of toast with nothing on it. Bland and coarse.
jeanna aguilar
a toast to her success left me feeling bitter. Deep down in my heart, I cried in anguish and desperation. How could someone get something that I had lorned for, simply. Tears rolled down my eyes, as I coaxed myself to face reality…
the crispy flakes rained black tar on the white plate. skinny lips that twisted around its circular form. sand paper and crisp smell burning carbon eco prints in the tracks of my inner body creating an atmosphere problem accumulating for centuries.
Once upon a time, there was some toast. I don’t really have any concerns about toast, but this toast was different. It was out to kill me. Now, I don’t know if my reader understands this, but it’s very hard to kill a piece of toast. You can eat it, yes, but the soul of bad toast will often reincarnate as some even greater devil. So the only solution I found was a silver bullet coated in garlic.
The toast was burnt. Perfect. Not only do I wake up two hours late, put my clothes on backwards and stub my toe, I can’t even prepare toast correctly. I looked outside to see it was raining. I sighed, and went back to bed. I can be productive tomorrow. Today is not my day
I popped the toast out and stuck it in my mouth as I walked over to the computer. I had work to do, and there wasn’t time for a proper breakfast. Sitting down to type, I tried to let the empty word document fill my universe, but the flashing orange of received message and the satisfying pop of facebook chat drew me too strongly, and the ever-present threat of toast crumbs infiltrating my keyboard kept me in the moment.
I hate toast. It gets in my teeth. When I was little grandpa used to put eggs on toast. I miss my grandpa. But he is in a better place. I am happy for him. I would hate for him to have to come back down here.
It sucks here.
i et toast with jam and butter. nutter butter. nut butter. andrew masturbates into tube socks. i like toast and roast and boast like the host with the most. Ill roast a roll and call it a toast roll. ill rot an apple in toast and call it fancy toast
I am toast.
GOne off of this earth.
Where do I go?
Heaven, or hell. Heaven or hell.
I am toast.
dirty burned bad taste n my mouth but if cooked right it is soooo good with big ass egg thinger. I hate peanut butter, but toast is good with jelly and butter. i dont care for jelly otherwise, either. now i want to make a comic about a toast man. with his pal eggo and bacon, who has a depressing moment when he realizes he is the torn flesh of a once living being. FUN!
Oh jeez. Watching the little green bar inch along is so intimidating.
A toast to you, little green bar! You inspire us all to churn out drivel in the quickest times imaginable. The way you change from green to orange never ceases to amaze me! And what vibrant hues of red you obtain.
toast is so good i love toast, french toast is the best toast is just so good, toast? do you like toast? i love toast cuz it has that toasty taste. so tell me do oyou like toast or not? in my opinion toast is the best food in the world and in the morning it wakes me up with a cup of tea.. you still havent answered me do you like toast? i love toast, it’s too good man, i swear to good, i love toast, toast is soooo goood, do you like toast answer me, do you like toast? toast is
Toast is a very delicious and typically breakfast item. It is simply bread that has been baked at a high temperature for a short period of time. It can be served with butter and jelly, or plain, as this is good for when one has the flu.
toast is the bread with the most. i love toast. it looks good hammered to walls i found out from spongebob. toast is good with jelly and butter or peanut butter. it’s delicious all of the time. but i can’t eat toast for two weeks because i just got my tonsils removed and i can’t eat solid food.
A crunchy feeling in your mouth that doesn’t fill you up. It tastes good with types of jam, and other products.
i eat toast in the morning for breakfast either with peanut butter and jam or with jam and cheese. i like whole wheat… and like it toasted at a perfect amount… golden brown. toast is a staple food for breakfast since it can be served with virtually anything and still manage to taste good. i like toast.
toast…again? i want to write about something other than toast. that just made me think of sarah palin. dumb biotch. thank god shes not in office. she likes to shoot wolves from a helicopter in alaska. and you know what? i bet she HATES toast.
i love making toasts. i look for any occasion to write and give a toast. weddings. funerals. banquets. new year’s eve. other people’s engagements. but i can never think of anything witty to say so i end up standing there looking idiotic. i always find some inadvertant way to put my foot in my mouth. you knowwhat? i hate toasts. fuck it all, i’m not making any more toasts.
Mud mud mud
We’re eating mud mud mud
I’m eating mud mud mud?
Mud mud mud?
Mud.
Mud.
Mud.
Mom burnt the toast.
And thus toasted us some mud mud mud.
The taste of mud mud mud.
Is gross.
Oh, I see how it works. One can just keep going back and creating a thread of thought that last throughout several sixty second time periods. Hmm, but what if time could expand or I could just type far beyond the imagination or simply just appear that way. Going way beyond what is humanly possible. Typing maybe 100 or 150 minutes in the mere sixty seconds allotted. Would that make me the biggest bad ass since Earl Flynn or would I am something like a GW Bush raining bombs on a desert village. Bam bam bam, that man can fill sixty seconds. Good thing his mama make him take typing. I knew I would use it some day.
Toast is sliced bread which has been browned by exposure to dry heat (“toasted”). This browning reaction is a form of Maillard reaction. Toasting warms the bread, making it more pleasant to eat for some, and makes it crisp such that it holds toppings more securely. Toasting is also a common method of making stale bread palatable. Toast is often served with butter, cheese, marmalade, or any number of other toppings, thereby making an open-faced sandwich. Toast is a typical breakfast food, and may be bought as is in supermarkets, or made at the home from regular bread. I realize you like toast very much but really have you ever tried a Ham sandwich
wake up in the mornign it’s got to be the morning. I don’t know, but midnight toast just sounds stupid, but cereal, that’s a different matter and I suppose the crumbly ness makes it a mess when I’m on the way to class and realize that collared shirts attract crumbs down the back like flies and…dear god I don’t know, I like to look clean, why the hell do you think I wear sweaters and collared shirts?
He eyed his brother and then the toast “It’s mine Jacob I haven’t ate nothing in days!” with that he hit his own brother and grabs for the only food he had for days. The way the baked bread taste against his lips was memorizing. Yet he felt guilt for being so stingy of the food.
toast with peanut butter and jelly on it: the best. i also like eggs friend on toast. love it.
toast – t = COAST!
and if i don’t finish my english assignment soon – i AM toast. :(
When I was a kid my Mom used to make me soft boiled eggs and toast. But she would cut the toast into little strips that she called “piggies”…so I had eggs and piggies for breakfast…yummy! If I had kids I would give them the same.
i like to toast toast. when it get crunchy i really enjoy it with jelly and butter. if i have time, i would like to have a cup of tea with it as well for breakfast. if there is no time, i will wrap it in some papertowels and take it to go for the road. when i am done eating the toast, i will have a lot of crumbs in my hair and all over my clothes. oh boy i love toast.
i like making toast by melting butter on a pan and then toasting the bread.
toast. one of the two main ingredients of ambrosia (three if you wan to get technical). It goes by many names, one eyed jack, o’jonnies, etc. It is the most succulent and practical dish known to man. Such is the nature of EGGS IN A BASKET MOTHERFUCKER
I have a toaster. It is actually a toaster oven. I like cinnamon toast. Usually I put the bread in the oven first and then the cinnamon, but my dad does it differently. It all depends on taste really. My mom doesn’t really like toast.
Toast is one of the most wonderful things, unless of course, it is burnt. That issue can be resolved, though, due to the fact that you can scrape the burnt crusties off!!! Butter and jelly on toast, ah yes, makes my mouth water. It’s good to put crunchy peanut butter on it while the toast is hot so it gets melty! It’s wierd when toast gets cold and soggy though…
i like toast its crunchy goodness filled my burning flame-ridden mind
toast is awesome, its crunchy and lovely and it takes fantastic with butter. but without butter toast can be pretty lame, really I would only eat it were butter an option. Jam would probably be fun too, but I don’t like jam that much. Peanut butter would probably be gross on toast.
I love toast, even though I don’t always get to eat it. I like it with butter and OOOH, jam. Once, I was in Mexico in a Hacienda… my family and I were the only ones there. They made the food especially for us. Fresh bread and jam with no preservatives. I could die eating that bread and jam.
I ate a piece of toast about two hours ago, with the dog looking on painfully. He loves toast.
I kinda love toast too. Blame Steven Fry and his toast by post. I should have sent my Oxford friend some toast crumbs in the letter I should have sent her a while ago which I wrote in a Mechanics lecture. Aaah. I’ll do that at some stage…
a toast i will be giving one soon. toast i had it the other day for breakfast. toast ..making toast. i miss the simpler days. when did life decide to get so complicated?
Frenchie must control it. Despite it being Belgian.
Does Super man save the French? I doubt it. He seems kinda like a dick to me. What would it accomplish anyway? He would just have to end up going back to Metropolis anyway.
a toast
to us.
a toast
to marriages, same-sex or heterosexual. a toast…
to the future.
transitive verb warm body: to warm the body or a part of the body near a source of heat
– Microsoft
it was smoky in the kitchen as tricia unlocked the door. coughing choking she swept her hand in her face frontal area to see the dog looking guilty nd tony on the floor. she sighe. soned again. toatesed. unable to contin herself. she giggled. not funy she tought stermly. not funy at all. she cried instead.
It’s so yummy to eat out of the toasters when it’s cooked to its brownest crisp. The toast is so crunchy I can’t stop making more of them.
When I think of the girl he left me for I think of a piece of toast with nothing on it. Bland and coarse.
a toast to her success left me feeling bitter. Deep down in my heart, I cried in anguish and desperation. How could someone get something that I had lorned for, simply. Tears rolled down my eyes, as I coaxed myself to face reality…