tofu

January 23rd, 2010 | 534 Entries

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  1. disgusting this thing is fuckign disgusting and bland and does not taste good. unless mixed with meat with meat it tastes sooooooooooo good like you wouldn’t even be able to tell how bad it is because it tastes so DELICIOUS with a side of blood and beef

    Anonymous
  2. wow, tofu. okay, well, i don’t really like tofu. Mostly because since my parents are now vegetarian, it reminds me of all the times they’ve tried to convert me and my brother into Buddhism. Yeah. Tofu is made out of weird stuff. It’s oddly jiggly, and either tastes like crap, or something actually good. It depends, I guess, on the type of sauce you use. Like a person, but not really, because you wouldn’t use sauce on a person.

    Lucy
  3. squishy and tasteless but good in pad thai. soybeans are the future of the world. i liked soy milk for awhile. vegans love tofu, i don’t love vegans.

    r
  4. I love tofu in soup. It’s great and underrated with people in Alberta. I know because I live here. Tofu is good in stirfry too!

    Anonymous
  5. tofu. i almost became a vegan once. i wish i knew what tfou tastes like then maybe i may consider it again. i do really like chicken and some other meats so tofu would be quite helpful with my veganism. ohhhhh tofu how i need you.

    Dee S.
  6. She just felt so desperately lonely. Stirring up some stir fry chicken, she threw in the pint of leftovers from the bust of a fix up at the Schesuan Garden.” Just a thank you for picking up the tab would be nice,” she thought. Or a lifetime of comfort, even from a stranger.

    Linda
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  9. yummy!

    tim
  10. tofu is yummy. i like tofu. i also like stinky tofu. i used to love it, but now its just on my ehhh list. lots of people dont like tofu which confuses me. so what if it doesnt taste like anything? wow this is lame lol. i havent wrote like this in so long!

    lily
  11. read atlas shrugged by ayn rand. What’s tofu?

    Anonymous
  12. tofu is something that no one should ever try.

    Lazy
  13. tofu. we do not know the ingredients. tried to google it; not successful. so, i eat meat.

    Lizette
  14. Tofu reminds me of the Big Lebowski. It shouts, “I’m pretty funky but I suppose if you give me a chance I could be moderately enjoyable.” Except for the fact that The Dude is awesome and anyone who enjoys him would describe their love as far stronger than “moderate.”

    Jesse S
  15. Tofu does not taste good. I respect people who can eat it all the time, but I can’t even bring myself to try it again. I tried tofu nuggets (like chicken nuggets) before..they weren’t bad. But when I see chunks of tofu in its natural form, I want to vomit.

    Erin
  16. Tofu isn’t something I eat regularly, but I can see working it into my diet more often.

    I hear it’s pretty disgusting though, but I guess everyone has their own tastes.

    JasonB
  17. oh really… tofu. It is too much like chicken – the mystery meat. Doesn’t taste like anything until you inject it with flavor. I don’t trust that.

    Anonymous
  18. tony smiled awkwardly, poking at the steak at his plate. clara locked eyes with her mother. lightning bolts sprang between them.

    “mom, i told you he was a vegetarian,” she hissed.

    “it’s not a problem, i can just–“

    “no, tony. it’s always like this.” she stood up, knocking over her chair. “it’s always been like this.”

    satah
  19. i really have tofu, like, it tastes kinda rubbery and gross. and its white, like seriously, who eats white gushy, rubbery food. :P i know, VEGETARIANS DO! cause they are all like “i dont eat meat” lame tingz yo. i’m down for eating a hamburgerer, its so good

    Aly
  20. chunkay. why are they in blocks? they’re like the only cube vegetable ever. so what, did the plant just one day go “oh fuck this imma just make some square fruit.”

    is tofu even fruit? that’s helluh nasty. it’s not sweet at all.

    tofu, i am disappointed,

    Anonymous
  21. It’s yummy in a stir fry no matter WHAT my husband may think. It is a tasty way to get protein without all the saturated fat. Tofu takes on the flavors that it is cooked with and has a wonderful texture when prepared correctly.

    sticamac
  22. Tofu is disgusting. Flat out. It has no flavor. It’s texture is like a foam rubber pool float. Seriously, it’s sickass. Kinda grosses me the F out if I think too hard about it. Vomit.

    Kristopher
  23. A while ago, I decided to become vegetarian. My parents bought me awful tofu to deter me from it, but I pretended to like it. Finally, they decided I couldn’t be vegetarian and said we’d compromise by buying less meat. Two weeks later, there was a ground beef sale and that was the end of that.

    Carly
  24. is really gross. i mean i’ve had it and eaten it at a vegetarian restaurant because i felt obligated to and it was in my spagetti and i don’t know how vegetarians do it. chicken is a way better option. tofu’s texture is just not. right. and it just sounds funny. i mean who thought of the word tofu? not me.

    caraeliz
  25. Of all the things!
    The beauty, the gelatinous, off-white mass! The majesty of its slimy interior!

    O tofu, how I praise thee for being a good source of proteins for those of us who are vegetarian!
    How I commend thine tastiness in stir fry!

    Nitlon
  26. I actually really love tofu.
    As a vegetarian, I eat it kind of a lot.
    I love the word too.
    TO-FU.
    like..
    Terror
    Or
    Funny
    Undergarments.
    Heheh…

    aidan
  27. White, soft, and plain. Unless you put something with it. Minced pork and hot sauce, mom’s authentic ma po tofu can make my day.

    ac
  28. It’s what we eat in my house. People look at me funny when I tell them about the hard tofu, the soft tofu, the fried tofu, the spicy tofu, the stinky aged tofu…

    And picking up the soft tofu from the miso soup is like a marker of your age and skill. Next step up is peanuts.

    Minikimii
  29. The tofu on my plate wiggled slightly as I skewered it with a salad fork. The wonderful hostess had forgotten that she had invited one too many people and that was how I ended up without a proper fork.

    ultrabox
  30. tofu. thats how bland that thing tasted, like tofu. no flavor whatsoever. it reminded me of my life. it was so boring so BLAND i couldnt really take it. i wasnt living just merely existing day to day. so i set out to change that.

    Evan Gelder
  31. haha tofu. isnt that fake meat? i heard it was really bad, but i guess vegetarians must like it… i don’t know… it reminds me of so little. i’m having trouble writing about it. i still don’t get why you’d make fake meat. if your going to be a veggie just eat veggies and get your protein somewhere else

    colleen
  32. never with spaghetti

    julia
  33. lover of humanity

    kathy dempsey
  34. i’ve tried it, it was alright. nothing amazing, haven’t got a great deal to say about it. would never ever trage it for meat (:

    bronwyn
  35. when i think of tofu, i think of a mattress. i think bland, and flavorless. but soft, and satisfying. something you eat only because… you want to. and because you are super awesome. and stuff.

    kaitlin
  36. i like tofu. tofu is a kind of thing which humans eat. it provide them energyn like the rest of food available. the speciality of tofu is it provide taste which an unknown phenomena. i mean taste what is taste. everything you put in yoyur mouth is taste.
    tofu also

    tofu king
  37. Tofu is cool.

    awesome.
  38. tofu is supposed to be healthy but it’s actually pretty fattening. I’ve never personally tried it but it sounds disgusting.

    Kehanna
  39. Tofu is fake food. I think its made from mushrooms or soya or some revolting tasteless stuff like that. Companies shape it into things that look like meat, and some shapes that don’t look like meat, and then package it up to be eaten with vegetables.

    I don’t eat meat much anymore, but I’d never eat tofu.

    Yuck

    Chris Blizzard
  40. healthy

    be