tofu

January 23rd, 2010 | 534 Entries

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534 Entries for “tofu”

  1. substitute vegetarian asian delicious lovely disgusting genius evil squidgy cheeselike useful hippie

    rich
  2. food

    Anonymous
  3. My mother used to make tofu when I was kind of little, I guess it was only five years ago, so I wasn’t all too small. But it used to be really funky smelling. Then I realized five years later that it wasn’t tofu she was making. It was actually some weird imported food from an Asian country. Weird, huh? Well.. then Leigh ate tofu at camp, and it didn’t taste too bad.

    lindsay forrester.
  4. A horrible little substitute for meat eaten by neo-liberal wannabes that are trying to show how beautiful and at one with natre theyy are by not eating meat when real yhtey’re just assholes, completely divoid of any kinfgd of real

    god
  5. I had a love once.
    So sweet and pure.
    It was as though nothing could come
    Between us.
    Until one day, he woke up and realized
    I’m too shy and insecure.
    I guess our love was
    tofu.
    Nothing but a poor substitute
    For the real thing.

    (GREATEST word of the day. Ever)

    Jada
  6. tofu is delicious in miso soup. exCEPT it does not last long espically when we have it at work at the smoothie shop as a supplement. way too expensive. very strange food but can really pick up the flavors of so many things. delicious tofu

    kaleigh
  7. When I think of tofu, I think of vegetarians. Tofu stands for protein, but also for the environoment. Asian food often incorporates tofu, but can be used in small slices to become chips. Tofu can take time to get used to.

    Jim
  8. I set my tofu on the counter, and the battle began.
    “Well what do you want me to say Jason?” He was angry.
    “Say something Angela, something!”
    “What am I supposed to do? Fall into your arms all over again, like you never broke my heart.”

    Sophie
  9. Why don’t you try some of the turkey? It’s made from tofu. Mmmm… tofu. Hey, at least it’s better than those awful tofu hot dogs.

    Alexander
  10. tofu

    Anonymous
  11. tofu is something that i wish i liked but i don’t. i am a very healthy eater and can eat all sorts of odd things but not regular old tofu. the texture is almost nausiating to me.

    dj
  12. Tofu is disgusting, its squishy white and gross. The taste of it? There is no Taste! whoever eats tofurkey is mad!

    Megan Ashton Perez
  13. As tofu has nothing to do with meat(except that it is the absence of meat)neither does right or wrong have anything to do with us loving and desiring each other.It is our dharmas that pull us together.

    Jane & Wayne
  14. As tofu has nothing to do with meat(except that it is the absence of meat)neither does right or wrong have anything to do with us loving and desiring each other.It is our dharmas that pull us together.

    Jane & Wayne
  15. Fucking tofu. We’ve gotten to the point that manufactured food is now in. Well, I guess we hit that point when McDonalds first became successful. At least that shit tastes good.

    asdas
  16. i like tofu terryaki and miso soup. also there are keychains that look like tofu. tofu is made from soybeans

    Anonymous
  17. I don’t really get the idea of tofu. I don’t think it’s very flavorful, so I don’t see the point of eating it, unless of course you are a vegetarian. But if you are a vegetarian, I am going to respect you enough to not criticize you for eating it, just don’t criticize me for not eating it.

    Adam
  18. white and spongy. It leaks in it container. I like it fried. My mother is a vegetarian and tofu was a staple in our house. I learned a lot about they kinds of tofu that you buy – firm, soft, extra firm – bit like buying a pillow.

    Eve
  19. I stick the tofu into my moth. It melts onto my tongue, along with the broccoli that was boiled. To wash it down, I pour myself a glass of hot tea. I pat my stomach and embrace the warm meal I just enjoyed.
    Boy, is my mother’s cooking delicious.

    Jasmine Johnson
  20. it is gross
    it is japenise
    it is mostly raw
    it is very bland
    it is a 4 letter word
    it is in many japenise reasturants
    its very common in japan
    it was invented in Japen

    Britt
  21. FUCK YOU TOFU

    booger
  22. She was thinking of cows, cows with their big soft eyes and bolts driving into their skulls, falling over stiff and stricken, while she ate her tasteless tofu and he broke her heart again.

    casey
  23. tofu. bland.
    Its not really a food I would willing eat. It sort of reminds me of repackaged food in dimly lit supermarkets, with aisles of fakeness and preservatives stretching out into the darkness.
    Pizza, on the other hand…

    John
  24. It is not something I am particularly fond of but I do Appreciate its benefits. I feel that in better hands than mine it could be used to create a healty diet, but I prefer it deep fried

    TK D
  25. believe I choose this as word because this is the year I need to believe to get into high school.

    Karissa
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    joanna
  27. this is the most disgusting piece of crap ever. No. I can’t say that. I’ve never eaten it. Oh, wait. i hacve. Once, when I was a vegitarian, i had tofu burgers. I hated this. Maaqybe that;s why I’m not a vegaterina anymore. Just a thought.

    Lol. I like this site alsmost as much as I hate tofu.

    Jenika
  28. I’d really like to stick my dick in some of this.

    Billy
  29. Tofu is tasteless, ughh whats they point of it?? its only a little healthy, buts its not worth eating it for the little nutrients, tofu is bad…

    Kerri
  30. dead
    animal
    meat
    made plastic
    and hung from trees
    for trendy lads
    and ladies
    to orgasm over
    what a funny joke

    alex
  31. cremy mushy, I had great lasagna once at the appartment across from Lorne Michales. the girl who prepared it was my boyfriends boss. She break up with him in a unique way she stomped his feet black and blue really terrible. Tofu

    Meredith
  32. Well there isn’t much chance for originality here. Vegetarian substitute for meat, no? MAAAAGS LOOOOK!!!

    Joface
  33. nothing wrong with tofu, just don’t wanna eat it that’s all.

    Boo
  34. The soft and squishy health eaters dream, tofu tofu what you do. You are elusive to me and mock me when I tried to turn you on. I don’t know what to do. Tofu. You’re not the same as you used to be. In my mind, teh oe

    sam
  35. tofu is quite the odd food. good, though it is, it seems to be of the weirdest consistency. i’ve eaten it once, at an asian restaurant in orlando, florida, and i did enjoy it, yet i felt like i shouldn’t have eaten it. hmm. i can’t think of anything else to write about tofu.

    Patricia
  36. My roommates really like tofu. I’ve tried it and I hate it. They don’t just use it in stirfry, no, they’ll grill it up and eat it on its own. I don’t like the taste, but I think part of it also has to do with the texture. It’s just funny.

    R. Wiggly
  37. ive never had tofu but i do want tot try it… i mean it has to taste some what good rightg? jst puts some sause on it and then eat it… they have tofutkey! and mr carroll eats it haha yeah i liked mr carroll… anyway tofu is just soy beans

    Marie
  38. food for hungry peopleand great workers and healthy sweet dessert .soft, cool,wet, flavorless.,

    maggie
  39. Seize the tofu.

    Meh.
  40. Tofu is a funny-sounding word, isn’t it. Toe-Foo! It sounds like a word a little boy would make up to describe something stinky. Tofu. But a good source of protein, despite its silly name.

    Carol