tofu

January 23rd, 2010 | 534 Entries

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534 Entries for “tofu”

  1. I couldn’t believe him. He made my blood boil and want to burst out from under my skin. I imagined his teeth turning yellow and falling out as he gave me his one-of-a-kind bowlers grin. I hated the sight of him and couldn’t believe I was so weak as to let him control my life.

    On top of that, the tofu was crunchy.

    Amanda
  2. The white spongy material jiggled in the center of my plate, covered with dark brown sauce, looking utterly unappetizing.

    “You eat, it very good for you,” Mom said, not looking up from her own plate.

    I stabbed my fork into it, then recoiled in disgust.

    maggie
  3. I love tofu because it is a beautiful and versitile alternative to disgusting meat which is loaded with bacteria and is rotting from the minite it’s cleaved from the animal’s body. Talk about sick! Tofu can provide us with protein and it absorbs the flavors you cook it with/in, so you can make an indefinite amount of concoctions.

    'O'
  4. Tofu stuck to the end of my chopsticks, refusing to let go. Unlike the mushrooms that had slid, haphazardly from my sticks, bounced off the bowl and ambled across the table to my dinner date. It was all going…. well.

    kate
  5. The tofu was nice. I had never had it before, and I was frightened to eat it. But over all it was nice. I never thought I would like tofu I always thought it would have a blue cheese/goat cheese, stingy taste.

    Alice
  6. Is a disgusting food in my opinion. I don’t really get it. What’s so great about it? It tastes like foam. It’s sickening.

    J Boone
  7. This restaurant sat quietly in the middle of a dead end street. It was usually empty. Tonight, the place seemed a little bit darker, as if it was in it’s final days. The street itself was quiet. Only the sound of falling raindrops.

    Meg
  8. I absolutely hate tofu. I know its supposed to be a nice alternative to killing animals, but come on. It tastes like shit, no one likes it, and if you’re that concerned with the animals, eat a fucking salad. The only people I know who like tofu are Asians and vegans. Asians are ok, no problem there. Vegans; FUCK YOU!

    Derek
  9. tofu is delicious. not really. i believe it is actually quite flavorless. flavor is derived from other items consumed with it. correct? maybe. vegans love it. they have fun. hippies are vegans, sometimes. they dont like flavor. they like animals. must be a blast. not really. maybe.

    Chris
  10. When you first hear the word, most would think of the asian food, but it is a lot more than that. Tofu holds a great deal of protein and nutrients that can help to boost health and bodily activity.

    Dan
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    meagan
  12. Tofu is often over looked. If you put seasoning on it, it’s delicious. Also, I would imagine it would be really interesting to have a food fight with. Who wants to have a tofu food fight with me?

    :)
  13. When you first hear the word, most would think of the asian food, but it is a lot more than that. Tofu holds a great deal of protein and nutrients that can help to boost health and bodily activity.

    Dan
  14. i don’t know how to cook it but wish i did. It seems so healthy but gross in its grocery state. I particularly like Thai stir fry.

    Shalini
  15. My mother’s hands were wet as she slid tofu across the chopping board and into the hot pan. Her hands have always been something I’ve admired. The creases in the knuckle, the soft skin, wiping my chubby cheeked tears away.

    soliloquy.of.me
  16. She prodded the white gelatinous square on her lunch plate. “What the hell AM I doing?” she pondered silently. Jarod, sensed her mood, only nodded to himself. It was shocking. Just 18 months ago she was entrenched in the university math department, prepping for tenure. She would’nt be caught dead w/ out her Prada heels & sleek stockings. Christ, she wasn’t even fucking Jarod! Or anyone. She looked down at her black flats that cradled her toes. “At least I’m clean!”, she thought. How the hell had she willingly become a devote of Ayurvedic medicine arising at 4:00 am for chants & urine drinking?

    @
  17. it’s a fake kind of meat. It tastes quite good and people who don’t know what they are eating will taste meat. I really don’t like this. It feel fake to me, deceiving my taste, my senses. It’s hippie food! very akward when you tell people it’s not real meat.

    Kaj
  18. I don’t really like tofu, it doesn’t really make me think of anything in particular. Its tasteless and odorless and rather pointless, I don’t know why even vegetarians like it. “Bacon-flavored” tofu might be alright, who know :D I personally, have only had it once and will not eat it again.

    Natalya
  19. I like tofu alot. it has a really cool texture and makes miso soup reaaally good. Its really weird but i like it alot

    janell
  20. “i’m not fighting with you anymore,Clark said,”It’s not a competition.”

    “it’s not?” Lois asked.

    “No.He threw her notebook down on the table,”Lois,you write so beautifully.Most writing is like tofu..you..your words are like an aphrodisiac.”

    Clark Kent
  21. tofu is a type of food. it is dairy. it’s delicious. it’s from Japan. It’s white, usually eaten with meatballs

    Amanda
  22. tofu…is just white and from soybeans and comes in little white blocks that no one would want to eat. it looks like feta cheese. if it’s from soybeans it has estrogen. soo i dont want to eat that. but its in that miso soup or something. which reminds me of the time i was in a japanese restaurant and a lady asked for wonton soup

    Anonymous
  23. tofu? again? really? i just had this one.

    Reeeeepeatttt
  24. i honestly dont like tofu much,
    ive never really had it, but from what i’ve heard its not all that great. but i dont think anyone whos told me that its bad has ever really had it either. I’d believe all the health freaks when they say its good, but honestly, its all they can fucking eat, so tofus obviously better than like, fake meat, i get it, but still, that doesnt necessarily means its any good. i guess ill have to try eating some sometime, when nobodys around that is :D

    James Nyko
  25. tofu is wiggly and tastes nothing like real meat. the consistency is disguisting and I want nothing to do with it. The comparison i

    Anonymous
  26. Tofu is a jellyish substance. It has no flavor, but is very healthy. Children don’t like tofu because of it’s odd texture.
    “Do you want some Tofu, Tommy?”
    “No mom.”
    “Why not?”
    “I don’t want to puke.”

    Taylor
  27. food yummy tasteless salty soup salad asian white stir-fry cubed chewy

    Aes
  28. my uncle sat down at the table
    I don’t eat meat he said I only eat tofu
    he plopped the gray square in his mouth
    the most unappealing smell filled my nostrils
    I tried some, I would never be a vegetarian

    soph
  29. this stuff is fake. you want the goods, its not

    the man
  30. Tofu is one of those foods that seems totally man made like Spam. But in all acuality it is a very healthy alternative to meat. It is full of protein an low in fat. quite a good combination

    Anonymous
  31. Seriously? You’re giving me tofu? I don’t know who you think I am, or who you think you are, for that matter, but I’m not the kind of guy you try to feed tofu to. I’m the guy who eats guys like you for tofu.

    Doug McIntire
  32. hippie food thaT Tastes like rubber.smells weird like carrot cake. it made me puke once . i dont understand y people like it.

    domania
  33. is good in stir fry I am goin got not fail chemistry because of tofu the world goes rpound WOW I need to blow my nose if tofu had a nose what color would it be?? Pin k hats are awesome

    Carley
  34. tofo is good stuff. of course i like it fried and any thing fried is pretty good. i have cooked alot with it such as eggs with tofu and veggies and also a spicy veggie dish with tofu that gets wrapped up with pepperjack cheese in a tortillia

    dave
  35. Whats with all the tofu haters? Its been around for thousands of years and doesnt have to be considered a meat substitute…its just its own food…and its friggin good.

    Sal Binocherert
  36. bland. no taste. vegetarian icon. miso soup. fish cakes. stir fry. firm. soft is gross. curd. ugly word. curd. tofu.

    Kelsey
  37. “I dint buy it…we wil;l see if I go to Trader Joes to get the kind I like better…and its cheaper anyhow”…..

    R.F.I.
  38. Tofu…
    Well, I guess vegans like it.
    I’ve never really tasted it, but I guess I would if I had the chance.
    I love meat, so I wouldn’t use it as a sub.
    Tofu is kinda weird, I mean, the word is.

    Fluffy
  39. tofu is a disguting excuse for food and should never be eaten by anyone. I highly reccomend buying your local grocery store’s entire stock of it and burning it in a big pile in your front yard. that is all.

    Chibbs
  40. tofu is nasty. I had it with my mongolian grill last friday. It just picked up the taste of whatever it was with. The texture reminded me of jello, and that did not go well with my mongolian grill. It reminds me of Lindsey and her “tofurkey”. she’s dumb. Tofu is dumb.

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