tofu

January 23rd, 2010 | 534 Entries

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534 Entries for “tofu”

  1. Never really got into it too much.
    I remember hearing about a woman who wanted a license plate that said “ILUV TOFU” since she loved it so much but the DMV thought she meant “I LOVE TO F U” and wouldn’t let her do it.

    johnny
  2. vegitarian.
    soup, it is white and cubed and flavorless. strangely icky, yet healthy. contains only four letters. in fact fu is in it’s name, back to the idea of its taste

    Jam
  3. tofu is gross and has a weird texture. i dont like it and i dont think i ever will. i would like to keep my options open but not with tofu. ew.

    Alyssa
  4. some people are vegetarian, and they eat tofu and i dont know why i mean its bean curd, who could eat that? now i hate to judge, ive never eaten it before but meat is good! i cant imagin substituting tofu for meat. it is a funny word, especially tofurkey

    Lauren
  5. What is it with tofu? Was meat just not good enough? Vegetables weren’t good enough, either? And a sponge just isn’t food, now is it?

    stu
  6. I dont think I would like tofu. I am a very plain eater to begin with so anything that is not a common food that I have already heard about I most likely wont try it.

    rey
  7. eat me!

    negin
  8. I’m not too big on tofu. I don’t know much about it. All I do know, and I’m not even sure if this is correct, is that tofu is some kind of food made from fish.. and I do not like fish. It is one of the most vile feeling foods to enter your mouth!

    nebby
  9. Tofu is pretty gosh darn disgusting. I really don’t know how vegetarians survive. First of all, meat is the best thing on the planet. People who are all like, “save the animals!” are super freaking annoying. I really hate that. Anyway, tofu is disgusting. What is in that stuff? Gross, it’s like not even real food. It’s like all the nasty foods in the world mixed into one nasty thing.

    Gretchen
  10. Tofu is gross, I’m not that into it really. I like the shrimp kind the best but not that much. I work at a Japanese place so I serve a lot of tofu, and it smells pretty bad. But people seem to like it a lot. That’s their opinion. I don’t like the smell either.

    Gypsy
  11. chocolate

    Anonymous
  12. I once was vegetarian. I thought I was so hip and cuttin gedge. Everyone who was cool was vegetarian and it was cool to be a vegan or a vegetarian. My mom and I went to the store and we bought a bunch of health food and tofu and shit. And it really diisgusting.

    Will Foster
  13. bland. Takes on the flavor of everything it’s in. White. In Hot and Sour Soup, and Miso Soup. Made from soybeans. Yummy.

    vg
  14. I cheat. A lot. Mom made meatloaf for dinner tonight, and don’t even get me started on the five dumplings for $1 place in Chinatown. For all I know, they could be made with sawdust, cat meat, and crack cocaine, but I love them anyway.

    Oh, vegetarianism.

    r.a.
  15. Tofu found unsuspectingly in a salad, white
    soft, bland, but pallet able. Again i might eat it well see

    Steph
  16. Oh for the love of tofu. Don’t think I don’t know you tried to sneak this into everything. Omelettes, lasagna…really, it can’t be that good for me if it doesn’t taste like anything. Ugh. Bean curd. F U tofu.

    Nada
  17. Tofu is pronounced toe-fu. It’s shaped in cubes and is white. It is a soy product.

    Mir
  18. asia
    soft
    white
    creamy
    soup
    cubed
    big small
    no taste
    no smell
    healthy
    tasteless
    interesting
    asian
    Korea
    unliked
    liked

    Dee
  19. tofu is delicious brut very bland.. I tried it for the first time in a japanesee field trip but I’m not sure why I like it… awkwtd texture yet I am completely infatuated with it and it’s whole purpose of being vegetarian and absorbing any flvor you add to it,, it’s almost resembling easily influenced people in this world and how they will absorb anything thatyou throw t them … good thing in tofus case but I am not really sure in the people and societys case

    lalalala
  20. mm yummy goodness in strifry
    coated in wonderful crispy goodness
    fried up
    top with sauce
    mixed with veggies.
    mm yummy tofu goodness for dinner

    on my plate
    in my belly
    covered in wonderful sauce
    broccoli, peppers
    a side order to
    crispy tofu for me and you.

    mars
  21. Fuck you again

    Fucker again
  22. Fuck you

    Fucker
  23. tofu is this weird white usually square shaped thingy that is wiggly. like jello. it is pronounced toe-fu. i sort of like it. it tastes like basically nothing.

    Anonymous
  24. tofu

    amanda
  25. Tofu is like the white stuff that is on the table that your mama told you never to sniff, only tofu gets into your body by your mouth. I’ve never tried it before, because of my mother. And, to tell you the truth I wouldn’t mind trying it. It sounds very

    KarrotKayke
  26. Tofu sounds gross. It is told to be nasty and be used for people who want to be healthy and diet. It seems to be a healthy diet food. I have never tried tofu, but I would like to. It sounds interesting.

    Anonymous
  27. It is really not that great, and is kind of like rubber….truthfully I havent actually eaten that much of it though so maybe I am just assuming this.

    I seem to be at a loss of words over this…tofu.

    Anonymous
  28. ooooeeeooooo killler
    ooooeooooo killler

    push it back, grind the sack
    weep it out, scream a shout

    rape rape rape

    casey
  29. japan. vegetarian. stif fry. soy, milk, flavorless, flavorable,

    Caitlyn
  30. I hate tofu. I was told to make it with baker’s yeast and that it was the only way to go. Just pan fry it with bakers yeast and a little olive oil. I still think it’s pretty gross. Tofu has soy which can give you thyroid problems if you eat too much

    Fingaz
  31. Japanese have some very odd tradition’s.
    i’m sure tofu came from there, & i think it looks like a sponge.
    The thought makes me gag.
    it’s like eating sponge bob.
    you don’t want to eat him, now do you?

    Imapanda.
  32. I don’t like tofu. When I was in Korea i had the opportunity of tasting many types of tofu. They are like a fat wife. She doesn’t need food. She needs affect.

    Fred
  33. do you know what tofu is… I don’t… all I know it’s some kind of food that you eat… I know they sell tofu at health stores… one day I will try tofu… but not tonight.

    Melody
  34. spongy, rubbery nothingness. white, cold full of power. why is it so avoided? Misunderstood? Feared?

    Theresa
  35. tofu is such a strange food, i never used to like it very much. I used to eat though, because my mother told me it was good for me, and I tend to do things that are good for me even if I don’t really want to. But the other day I had fried? tofu…or something. It was awesome! If I had to have tofu, I’d rather have it like that again.

    zanja
  36. Tofu burger yuck………………..

    cathy
  37. I am asian, no for real I am… My name is Kurt Rhee. Its KOREAN dammit Korean not Japanese. Everyone gets it wrong.

    Kurt Rhee
  38. Boring food that is supposedly healthy. It probably is. Healthy. You can find it in Midtowns.

    Joey
  39. tofu, wow.

    rs
  40. tofu is yuck

    Kola