tofu

January 23rd, 2010 | 534 Entries

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534 Entries for “tofu”

  1. yummy!

    Kat Valdez
  2. I really don’t much like tofu. I think it is a poor substitute for meat. It has no taste of it’s own. “But it isn’t supposed to! It absorbs the tastes of the spices/ingredients used with it!” you say. Yes well…it does that poorly. And no matter what flavors surround it, no matter how good, it will always have a rather unpleasant texture. And texture can be just as important as taste when it comes to food, I must say. So on the whole, tofu…fail. Sorry bout it. But ya do.

    Eugenio
  3. tofu is nasty looking but it’s very good for you, i tried to be a vegetarian but i failed, just another failure. i have far too many failures

    Madi
  4. not the best tasting food you will ever eat. It is very bland but is edible if you eat it mixed in with other foods espescially spicy foods. tje spicicier it is the better. Sometimses people will put it in different types of cadderoles to see if people will be able to identify it. but it is very good for you and if you can get useed to eating it it would be a very gpood thing. but if you can’t get used to it jusst toss it the garbage . that is what i do.

    Lambert
  5. yucky, it feels like mushy disgusting yucky shit in my mouth. I hate it and i always will. I hate it when they put it in my soup at restaurants too. GROSS!

    greta
  6. gross. not for me. healthy i believe. thats about all i have to say.

    jenny
  7. tofu is healthy, but plain. Sometimes i want to take it and squeeze it between my fingers, this is probably because of its goey, yet somehow firm texture which is easy manipulated by the human hand. Sometimes i think that when it is fried, it will somehow taste better, but it doesnt.

    tata
  8. a bean curd substance that is used to substitute meat. kind of like if internet relationships were food.

    Anonymous
  9. bland soybeans jigae burger soup korean vegetarian firm soft silk white

    Anonymous
  10. Tofu’s made of something fake, unnatural, built from falseness. You can smell the chemicals steaming off of it, the fake meat protruding from your gut, impossible to dissolve in a snake like small intestine, like a worm gulping down a mouse one inch at a time.

    Scythe42
  11. yuck

    Anonymous
  12. Is disgustin food…I would never eat it, no thank you. I have nothing more to write on this subject…..

    KB
  13. a strange food that is tasteless and conforms to the taste of what itis being cooked with. As a rule, people should not be like tofu! They should stand out and have their own personalities and standards instead of conforming to that of the world!

    Rachel
  14. Sounds really disgusting but I am totally willing to try it. Don’t mostly vegetarians eat that stuff? I wonder if it’s any good, give me some!

    meganne
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  17. Amazing

    Oliver
  18. bland, nasty, gross

    Anonymous
  19. tofu is an excellent source of protein. i used to think that tofu looked like an eraser, the kind i used to have in art class. i first tried tofu about 2 years ago after i decided to eat less meat and i loved it. at trader joes you can find an immense selection of tofu. tofu hamburgers, tofu hot dogs and my favorite, tofu nuggest. i love curies with tofu too.

    Anonymous
  20. i’ve never had tofu before. wait, yes i have. one time we thought i was allergic to wheat, so i ate some tofu in a rice bowl from pei wei. it tasted kinda weird. a little spongy. but i guess it absorbs fla

    amanda
  21. I love Tofu. Seriously. I’m not a vegetarian. There’s just something about it that’s so tasty. I have so many friends that hate soft tofu, but I think it’s the best. Also… tofu dessert.

    … I’m hungry

    K-Kwan
  22. There is to, in your hair,
    I say this to you,
    only because I love you
    I feel you, and I only feel
    hatred
    for those who say
    FU.

    Molly
  23. It’s a white spongey thing. I don’t really like it just plain and raw. I guess it’s ok if it’s cooked or fried. In fact, fried tofu is pretty good. I am not sure if I’ve had tofu salad, but I would probably like that as well. I wonder if tofu could be used in a dessert? Would it taste any good or be rather bland?

    Kat
  24. I don’t much care for tofu. I’ve had it, I think it tastes bland and gross. People always tell me how good it is for you, and to that, I say there are much better tasting foods out there. Tofu just simply isn’t worth it to me. I’d rather eat something nutritious and tasty.

    Mitchell
  25. Tofu, plus Olive Oil, Plus Rosemary, plus Pepper, equals delicious.

    Scotty
  26. Tofu makes love to my dog. Really, it does. She just loves it. Love Love LOVES it. I don’t know why. She just does. Its crazy.

    Anonymous
  27. Tofu is a great thing. It is kind of like life. At the beginning of life, you are given a plain piece of tofu and you can fill it with whatever you want. Tofu can tast like whatever you want to cook it with.

    Bambelina
  28. tofu can be flavored to match anything. it is disgusting. vegetarians eat it but normal people eat it too. it’s still disgusting. i could write a story. here it is. The tofu attacked the turkey. tofu murders turkey. result is tofurkey. Boo ya turkey boo ya.

    Anya
  29. I like tofu. I really can’t see why so many people refuse to eat it. It’s soy. It’s not like you’ve never eaten soy before.

    Anana
  30. Tofu, as what, A metaphor for my life? I used to be really into tofu, back in high school. You know that time where your so desperate to find someone else like you at all. That’s what the tofu basically did.

    katie
  31. I used to be a vegetarian, many years ago. There was a Chinese restaurant up the street that made the best, I mean best, Bean Curd Hunan Style; in other words spicy tofu with vegetables. It seemed simple but I could never make it at home, no matter how hard I tried. It was so good; in fact confirmed carnivores would steal it from me.

    Michelle
  32. gross. i feel like it’s not really a food that exists, just some non-corporeal threat moms use when their kids refuse to eat healthy. It’s a sneaky food, one cooks are reluctant to tell you about when you ask them what the secret ingredient is in their delicious creme-de-whatever. i’m not sure if i’ve ever even had it. i’ll sleep in fear tonight.

    manohmanders
  33. I JUST HAD TOFU!

    Anonymous
  34. the fish stuff that is gross and no one likes it and i really hate it or at least im sure i’ll hate it. idk any one who really would enjoy it. wait just kidding its the nasty vegetarian stuff that veggies eat all the time instead of meat. oh fabulous. its probably still nasty. Grosssa.. tofu is death to every non vegetarian

    dsf
  35. indian food. fluff.

    Anonymous
  36. The knife sunk into the goblin as if the goblin was tofu. Performing an impressive backflip, LeAnne quickly put distance away from the downed goblin to better face her other enemies. Taking a deep breath, LeAnne muttered, “One down, twenty to go.” It was not problem for a rogue of LeAnne’s stature of course. Flitting quickly between her enemies at subsonic speed, LeAnne quickly dispatched the remaining goblins. She wiped her bloodied daggers on her leather pants, disappearing into the night in a flash.

    Dranyer
  37. tofu is useful instead of meat if you are vegetarian or vegan.
    tofu can be fried.
    tofu can be blended.
    tofu for me and tofu fo yu.

    scarf
  38. I never really liked tofu until I tried it at college. It was in this plate of stir fry veggies with noodles. I tasted it and it was good. They supposedly put some sauce on it to season it. Too bad you can’t customize a bland person in the same way.

    Adia
  39. I don’t really like tofu. I am vegetarian but I don’t find that it tastes good. I made it in a stir fry once. Bleh. Oh well. I don’t know what tofu even is really. I think it’s pretty weird though, really gooey and such.

    Brooke
  40. its disgusting and bland. why do people even eat it? meat is so much better don’t you think? i mean you gotta add all these weird spices to make it even taste like something. isn’t it like a block of beans. its squishy. i don’t like squishy things. if i did i’d eat some jello. tofu eaters order a burger.

    Anonymous