tofu

January 23rd, 2010 | 534 Entries

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534 Entries for “tofu”

  1. nummy, smelly, soem, texture , that earilier word wasn’t a word, i like tofu, it is good w/ soy sauce, ummm, tofu is a meat substitue, i would nevr go vegetarian and is my time up?

    Micky
  2. yumy i love tofu especially if its fried with a yummy dipping sauce, in pad thai or something. tofu tofu toufalskdfj;akdjsfla dlsdf;ah

    Anonymous
  3. “ooh … Mum is cooking tofu today !” i told my younger sister , chloe .

    caris
  4. She woke up on her floor. All around her, the carpet was littered with cigarette butts and dirty plates.
    She spotted the plate with one bite of tofu on it.
    It made her nauseous, so she smoked a cigarette and focused on not throwing up.
    Then she fell back asleep, still thinking about that tofu.

    Natalie W
  5. nasty
    horrible
    fish
    grass
    dirty
    gruesome
    chinese
    asia
    food
    slimey
    gooey
    chinaman
    women
    japanese
    japan
    china
    asian

    Cody
  6. i’ve never eaten tofu, but i’d be open to it. i just am a huge fan of beef and bacon and all sorts of meat so i’ve never had a need or a chance to eat it but would love to try it. i know there are some good recipes.

    bird
  7. The woman quickly shoved tofu down her throat, despite warnings. All sound outside and around her seemed to still as she sucked in her last breath. A thud entered the room as she fell dead on the floor.

    Jenna
  8. I don’t like tofu. Momma made it in Spaghetti sauce one time and it was gross. I don’t like the texture of it. Soy is gross. Vegetarians need to get the fuck over themselves and eat some damn meat already. Tofu is not worth the effort, cost or taste. It’s DISGUSTING!

    petunia
  9. Tofu sucks. It taste like absolutly nothing. The blandness of tofu drives me insane. The only thing you can taste when you eat tofu is whatever the hell you put with the tofu, not to mention it’s texture is just weird. It’s like somewhere in between compacted salad and steak.

    Alex Turner
  10. Tofurkey. Tofastic. I do not know anything about tofu except that my vegetarian friends like it. It really can taste good when prepared properly. Tofurkey, however, just seems odd and unnecessary.

    AMR
  11. tastes yucky lol i had it for school lunch once looked like cubed cheese and was just ultimately gross =/ i hate it i guess lol

    anonymous
  12. Tofu is rather bland. White, mushy, and devoid of flavor. I’ve been told it soaks up the flavor of what’s around it. Personally, I’d rather just eat what’s around it and avoid it altogether. That’s just me, though.

    A. Noah
  13. organic soy replacement healthy people yoga

    kaila
  14. tofu is taho in Tagalog. I love taho. I love drinking/eating taho every morning! but hey, we’re talking about tofu here! I think these two differs. I think I was wrong about saying that taho is the Tagalog of tofu :)))

    blindwoman
  15. tofu

    Anonymous
  16. japan

    Anonymous
  17. I don’t really know a lot about tofu. I don’t think that I have ever even tried it. I’m not really interested in trying it.

    BrittneyW
  18. I don’t enjoy tofu all that much. It is pretty bland, in my opinion. But I guess it makes a good substitute for chicken in stir fry. I have never tried a tofu burger or a tofu hot dog, but I don’t think I’d enjoy either…ah well.

    jaysea
  19. I’m really not a big fan of tofu. Although, to be honest, I’ve only had it once. I guess if I were ever to become a vegetarian, I’d have to be befriend tofu. I kind of want to be a vegetarian, although I’m not sure my reasons for it are all that great, you know? Ah, well. I guess if it’s prepared well, tofu can be good. I guess I’ll have to try it.

    Lina
  20. Fuck tofu! I want something deeper than tofu to discuss.

    R
  21. to fu or not to fu that is the question. Tofu isn’t necessarily as healthful as claimed. Soy products in general can cause problems with hormone balance. Soy is incredibly hard to digest. Soy is also mostly grown from GMO seeds. Please avoid soy.

    Kevin Park
  22. nasty soft white goo that vegans try to eat to satisfy their own moral obligations. an abomination to anything relating to food. nasty gross toxic junk that makes me want to gag and vomit, then go eat a cheeseburger to wash it down.

    angie
  23. soft,cold,smooth. a paradise for food lovers for me. It represents something delicate, but also something tough and firm.

    cc
  24. Tofu is good. It is soft. It absorbs. It is nutritious. It is like a sponge that takes in all the flavor. Tofu is flexible. It can be prepared in more ways than one. It’s a simple yet complex material.

    Mari
  25. I fucking hate tofu. Who would go vegge when you see all that tofu just staring at you every day. Tofu. Who invents that?

    Wock
  26. tofu. yum. it taste like nothing and its good for you. i don’t think there is nothing in the world like it. the only tofu i’m not too fond of is probably fried tofu. i’m kinda picky with it. it comes from soy and i LOVE soy. its awesome. tofu taste good with chicken and noodles and it taste good cold and by itself.. i think i want tofu now..

    Genesis.
  27. i have had tofu…but never really liked it. it makes ok tacos if you get extra firm…

    bmarie
  28. About the size of a small block of tofu was about the only descriptor that came to Loraine’s mind as she looked at the odd block of stone in her hand.

    Daniel M.
  29. tofu is that icky white substance that vegetarians seem to think is a valid subsitution for meat..In fact just tonight as I was cooking the receipe called for tofu and I thought to myself *no freakin way am i eating that* it’s bean curd bleuughhh

    Jo
  30. have absolutly no idea what it really is

    Anonymous
  31. This elusive creature of a soy product still torments the kitchens of top chefs around the world, yet we continue to prepare this tasteless, spongy concoction and call it food. -Tofu

    Katlizirt
  32. is the drug for the anorexia.
    is the diet for the dead
    for those who do not kill
    but rip off plants instead
    tofu. they boil it hard
    they slice it up
    serve it cold
    made in china

    eineh_pets@hotmail.com
  33. I just sat there at the table, silently, staring at my plate for hours, all by myself. I couldn’t do it. No. I could. Hand shaking, I picked up my fork.

    scarlet
  34. my dad loves toffuti because he is allergic to all things real, i took a liking to it probably only because i am truly a daddys girl. i have experimented with actual tofu, but to the unapproving roommates face who watches you make it, its a daunting task. ooooh tofuuuuu

    Kaleigh
  35. miso soup

    Anonymous
  36. no idea what that word means. im pretty sure it’s an asian meal but i don’t really know. it sounds like it should be eaten with chop sticks and covered in soy sauce, however, it will probably not mean anything that i am talking about. i don’t even know why i am writing about this word becasue it doesn’t matter

    Anonymous
  37. tofu. we had nasty ass smelling tofu in my fridge because tina and i left it inside of our tupperware for like the first 3 months that we lived at our hobbit house on fulton and we were westsiders this makes me think of that flow of thought shit we had to do in mr vanderkolk’s class yes thank you devinog stream of consciousness is correct. hahahahahahaha TOFU IS TASTY BUT GROSS WHEN OLD THE END

    Cole.
  38. WHYYYYYY?!

    Dani
  39. healthy, tan… very good. expesically in soup.

    Anonymous
  40. Who came up with tofu? I ate it at my grandma’s house once. I think it was my aunt Sherri that made us eat it. She told us it could taste like anything you wanted it to. I remember it tasting like chicken. I also remember not understanding why we didn’t just eat chicken in the first place. It’s not like any of us were vegetarians.

    Andrea