tofu

January 23rd, 2010 | 534 Entries

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534 Entries for “tofu”

  1. smooth white pleasure with no guilty feelings

    imbicta
  2. tofu is a weird substance. its very healthy and really good if you simmer it in yummy stuff like garlic and soy sauce. also good with rice.

    Mark Bent
  3. be on my tshirt line

    vivek
  4. sda

    Anonymous
  5. tofu is like eating white cardboard

    Anonymous
  6. tofu is the only alternative to meat for me. Iam a vegetarian by the way. I never really liked tofu before. but now I dont have a choice. just like a lotta thinkgs i do in my life. I do em ’cause I dont have a choice.

    Anonymous
  7. no way. Why have that glibbery stuff when I can have nice, jucy meat… horrible experience in France made me hate tofu forever. white tasteless, and made of soy, isnt it? NA!

    Anonymous
  8. I dont like tofu. I had it once for breakfest and i hated it. It sounds like something your foot would eat plus it tastes like foot, maybe thats why its called that.

    Jeffro
  9. tofu reminds me of my first visit to the house and dinner party of my Japanese aunt. She cooked us a lot of seafood i think, but all I remember was the tofu, it looked like white wobbly cheese.
    I think I liked it and I can remember I always thought it was Japanese.

    Laura
  10. ive never had it and im not really sure what its like either and that makes me feel kind of ignorant. but it makes me think of samurai shamploo and that one chick that is kind of a whore with her big mouth talking and a lot and stuff. Man why did I have to get this word, it means nothing at all to me and I thought i wuld do pretty well on this.

    awesome
  11. ok first off, im mucking around here, i stumbled across this site with my GF, shes ok, shes right next to me actually. in any case i need more time to think about this key word. to me its a nice word which brings back memories of tofu, and tofu related people; one being my gf. yes she is still next to me, ok i have too much time on my hands to be writing this shitz

    mobius
  12. There was this lady that wanted to put “ILOVETOFU” on her license plate but couldn’t cuz it was like I love to f&@* you. hahahaha. That was a funny-ass article.

    Anonymous
  13. tofu

    Anonymous
  14. vegan veggie yummy sautee nom nom nom delicious soaks up spunge white square soft firm watery aquired

    arie
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  16. inedible vegetarian stuff. What is it, it’s ywllow and flubs. It sucks it really does. The Japanese eat theirs with chopsticks. It is boiled. Some people love it. My, I wouldn’t have it, I’d rather go hunting and have some meat

    Gareth
  17. So one day I thought about having tofu. I had no idea how to cook it, so I asked my grandma how. She bluntly smashed my face in with her cane and said to get out of the house. Bloodied, I ran towards the hospital which was 12 blocks away when an officer stopped me. He stopped his vehicle in front of me and from then on, we became married.

    GW
  18. tofu is kinda good. not really. okay a little. its white and its square and squishy and it kind of makes me sick. its really good in miso soup. but yeah, tofu is okay. it really is. uhm 60 seconds huh? i didnt need that much time………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….TOFU

    amber
  19. My sister is in love with a man whose nickname is Tofu. Does this make him an acceptable suitor in my eyes? No, not really. All I can think of are the children. The poor children.

    Kylie M.
  20. not good as ice cream. not really good at all. poor texture. kind of gooey. but weston says if you cook it enough it can be like egg and then it’s good. i asked him if he could could it just right and he said he’d cook it enough that he would eat it. i guess. i couldn’t really be a vegan, though. i’d never have any protein. i feel like soy just isn’t good enough.

    Dez.
  21. I am a vegan. I hate tofu. I don’t understand how this works, but it does. Ever so often I eat meat. It just feels right, and plus I think my body needs it. Maybe this is cheating, but I don’t think so. It’s all in our teeth. I don’t feel so bad when I am forced to look at anatomy.

    Anonymous
  22. tofu is tasty i am not a vegan but i had tofu lasagne a few days ago. very fresh, organic and delicious! i want to try more dishes with tofu in them :)

    Chhavi
  23. put it on pizza. put it in foods. noodles. its so delcious. in your mouth. i love it. tofu is the shit. people should eat it more. legit. they carry awesome taste, substitute taste, yes, yum.

    Pneato
  24. Tofu is the word.
    vegetarians.vegetarians
    the healthy people of this planet
    the people that fear the meat
    the good meat
    have a seat, right there
    your not in trouble

    Jake Bates
  25. when I think of tofu the first thing that comes to my mind is a very stereotypical character in a kung fu movie and he’s really not that good at kung-fu, he’s more just the comic relief. he also has many different gloves. what the hell? gloves? yes, gloves. fuck that. shit’s gay.

    BABY
  26. rabbits

    JoRK
  27. tofu is an awful food. Why anyone would eat it is beyond me. If I was a vegetarian I would probably give it a go but being a meat eater I don’t like the taste of it.

    Feedthemanmeat
  28. I dont really like tofu. It sounds absured as though it might be the name of a fish or some 4-legged animal. I would really love to name my dog tofu. I love tofu

    tofu
  29. i have had tofu a couple of times… not too bad. sometimes i get very suspicious of chicken or meat.. if its the littlest bit pink. but steak.. it could be very reddish and i still like it. but ground beef and chicken i cant stand pink. thats when i prefer tofu.

    thcici
  30. Sometimes when I get really hungry for some meat, I bounce back and forth between two different sides of my personality. There’s the side that went vegan for a month out of curiousity; yeah, I saw a lot of documentaries about animal abuse and about how, medically and physically, the vegetarian lifestyle is highly favorable, but then I remember how much I love steak, and say “fuck tofu, I love a good cow.”

    Josh
  31. Yummy food asian delite not why simone ozzie :)

    Kanisha
  32. i love tofu! yum

    tofu lover
  33. This stuff is disgusting
    The stuff in question stood placidly on my plate. Yes, stood up, unbending.
    -I’m not eating this.
    -it’s good for you.
    -No it’s not. Its like eating a wad of chewing gum.
    just shut up and eat.

    giles
  34. Onew reminds me of Tofu the most! Onew from SHINee. That’s his nickname. I’ve had tofu a couple of times. It’s not all that bad when prepared right. I could probably eat it daily. …Tofu that is…not Onew. XD

    raaaar
  35. Fried, with soy sauce. The little green bits of onion stuck in my teeth, washed down with ice-cold barely water. Top it with rice, splintered chopsticks, and hearty laughter. End the night with a bowl of popcorn and a Discovery Channel special edition. Stay up till one.

    jessung
  36. never had it never will, dont find it in a place like this. bet they talk about it all the time. i heard the word but i don’t know the taste or look see.

    fr
  37. is a tasty food tahat you must have in misosoup or you will surely die a ansty death with your mother watching at your window and cursing the day you were born. so, buy your tofu or perish a sincirely assy death with oyur little son underneath you chocking to death also, because he is not old enough to get out of your fat way, because you chose bacon over tofu, you asshole, so choose right, choose tofu, or you will surely perish!

    meri
  38. muschy delicious gooy i love it in soup and salads great source of protein marvelous expensive could eat it everyday

    Anonymous
  39. i hate it it’s white’ blank, no taste, no feel. just there. i love it because of the same reasons. from time to time i feel like i can deal with this nothingness, and it fills me with joy, and then i am scared of it again.
    I hate tofu. I love being brave with it.

    Roni
  40. TOFU is a pretty stupid food that tries to replace meat but cant because tofu sucks compared to meat. I think its a lame excuse for people to try to make money on selling people some crappy hippie diet thats better for the environment. So thats all i have to say about that…

    billy