tofu

January 23rd, 2010 | 534 Entries

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534 Entries for “tofu”

  1. a kind of disease, it’s a name that expresses a kind of feelings

    Anonymous
  2. the badgers ate tofu under the pickle tree in the lemonade meadow. The yate happily, but something on their faces showed the world that they were deeply disturbed about something.

    “Are you okay Fred?”

    “My name is Steve.”

    Joe Parshall
  3. tofu is a healthy soy based meal. It can be fried or boiled. Tofu can be a replacement for meat, like for example: boca burgers for vegans or vegetarians.TOFU~!!!!!!!!!!

    Anonymous
  4. vegeterian alternative to meat, like mushrooms.

    lauren
  5. In the beginning his concern for cows and other meat producing animals was fascinating. Here he was the lone vegetarian in Flint, Michigan. Then I noticed something, he is a cheese a tarian. No protein passed through his lips except cheese. Where was the delicious tofu? Soaked in whatever to taste so succulent? It didn’t come and neither did he.

    Rose
  6. there is nothing about tofu that isn’t not liked, somedays there are great things about tofu that are very verbooty. one day i saw a tofu block on the sidewalk and i said “hey guys, i’m hungry bitch,” so i ate that b and it was not good at all. it was rotten

    cremps
  7. Tofu tastes like a mixture of foam and rubber.

    Gregg
  8. absolutely gross. sometimes. it really depends on the consistency. you know what i mean? like if it’s all slimy, then fuck that. but if it actually has the consistency of chicken then HELL YES. tofu stir fry. get at me.

    Yodle
  9. I once saw a cartoon showing a man at a food buffet with a sign that read – Free Tofu, All You Can Eat-
    Talk about conflicted feelings!

    Peaceable
  10. Something unknown. What is it, really? Food, yes, I know. But.. what else?

    Anonymous
  11. a food that vegetarians can eat

    daniella
  12. Tofu is made out of soy beans isnt it? I like it but my dad say sreal men don’t eat tofu. I think that’s dumb.

    Rachael
  13. tofu. funny word. The white, tenderness of this odd food, if you can even call it food, leaves me feeling healthy, valuable, different or vegetarian. weird, i know, but thats tofu.

    Michelle
  14. I used to not like tofu, but when my roommate marinated it in Goddess dressing and stir-fried it with vegetables… well, everything changed.

    bree
  15. he twisted the tofu square around and round with his chop sticks,”i love you,”he said,’I can’t help it.”

    charlie and the chalk factory
  16. tofu is for vegetarians, my aut eats tofu sometimes, i dont like it, its kind of gummy, its white, im running out of things to say, i ate it once i dont really like it, my aunt put it in pasta with some tomato sauce

    martina
  17. yuck. i cant think of anything worse. i dont even know what it is but I just know i shant like it in the slightest. i think its vegetarian and vegan. i havent a clue. madness. dont they eat it in japan? or am i thinking of that other thing. sushi. hmm. oooo the bar goes orange. i wish i knew what tofu was.

    Emily
  18. At first he thought is was just tasteless mush. But then he saw her and how much she loved it. Then the mush became a whole new thing in his eyes. It was what kept his love alive and brought her great joy

    Kristen
  19. white, bobbing in soup, tasty and terrific when fried, justified as an alternative meat–always better than I think it will be. Oh, tofu, you’re just like some other things in my life, but flabbier before cooked.

    Peter Stuart
  20. A white sqaure of a material between a solid and some sort of jell-o. Nothing I’d ever want to eat, but also something essential to my diet. I refused to eat it at first, my mother force fed it to me on a silver spoon. I spit it back out, unable to swallow it, unable to look her in the eye after she slapped me. It was a fight over something as simple as tofu, but it lasted a lifeteime.

    Tara
  21. soft white, tasteless, formable. Most people eat it because they think they should or because they think its hip. I won’t be fooled, I wont be persuaded.

    Anonymous
  22. tofu is really good if you don’t eat it as a ersatz to meat. that’s all.

    alice
  23. tofu makes me poop.

    Anonymous
  24. I only like tofu when it’s Japanese style. I tried cooking it in hippie-style health food shop ways, but it was no fun at all. I still feel weird about it. But once in Okayama I went to a tofu restaurant on the 23rd floor and every course involved tofu in wildly different ways. It was so good.

    Anonymous
  25. TOFU IS GOOD WHEN ITS GRILLED

    d
  26. tofu is a delicious food stuff but really it is no substitute for meat.

    Tim
  27. I stood at the buffet line, pondering over what to pick. I didn’t want to seem like a weirdo, but I just had to
    I grabbed the sesame tofu and stuffed it all into the cardboard container.

    Ellie
  28. Fried what? she asked.
    You heard me. A big ol’ slab, fried up in a pan an’ stuck between two pieces of bread.

    R. Panic
  29. tofu. You are such a mystery to me.

    al
  30. She sat at the counter, balanced precariously on the stool before her bar, cross-legged and stocking-footed. It was Friday night, the perfect night to stay home, read a book on the faux-leather sofa while drinking an already cold cup of tea that had been abandoned during a particularly riviting chapter. Tofu was on the menu prior, before it got too dark and she had to turn on the dim goose-necked lamp.

    Emeline
  31. little white cubes, squishy gray chunks. the poor man’s feta – not really, that’s a lie. miso soup. one time I ate at a Japanese restaurant and we used strange spoons to eat tofu. It tastes like whatever it’s in. Odd. Cloning food in a way….

    doublewuzzy
  32. Tofu is gross, I like bacon. I don’t care about being healthy so much that I need to eat fake meat and such. It makes me sad that people have to give up meat and such for this goo stuff.

    Kathleen
  33. tofu is a good tasting food that is really small and rice like. but kind of sticky.

    Anonymous
  34. Tofu is a very healthy snack. Sometimes is does not always do you good. One day a woman was eating tofu and it decided to turn on her. It grew teeth and ate her.

    Aaron Hites
  35. yuk

    Anonymous
  36. japanese. meat. toffifee. to fuck. futon. bbq. soja. soft. soup. tenderness.

    'ini
  37. tofu

    Anonymous
  38. tofu is tasty but is quite lame i dont like it. i prefer sushi. sushi is great. i love sushi i want to eat it now give me some sushi i want it. japanese food is great isnt it i love it so much

    pedro
  39. Ah, the sweet tofu. Such an obsessive world we live in today, isn’t it? Everyone goes on about how we’re suppose to live life to the fullest by eating healthy and all that. But are THEY living their life to the fullest? I think not. Don’t get me wrong, it’s perfectly alright to eat healthy, just don’t over do it, or you’ll regret it later on.

    Erlend
  40. I love tofu! I love its squishy goodness. There are so many things you can make with it. Its a wonderful food. It absorbs the flavors of whatever you are cooking with it. Oh I love it.

    ink.