tofu

January 23rd, 2010 | 534 Entries

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534 Entries for “tofu”

  1. I’m a vegetarian motha ***** Tofu stew, teryaki sauce. Yum fry the shiiii up. Fry it up in eeeeeel sawce. Delish shiii.

    maria
  2. “Ummm…orihime…?”

    “Yes, Ichigo-kun?”

    “What exactly does this have…in it…?”

    “Oh hahaha it has red bean paste wasabi chocolate…oh! and tofu…and i think i put some strawberries in there…” she chirped.

    “Uh…ummm…”

    “eat some its really goo!”

    “Okay” nervously taking a bite out of the strangely colored food he chews on it and swallows the offending looking item.

    Ichigo is later seen running to the bathroom when the gray eyed girls back was turned. Gagging noises was all that could be heard.

    I Guess Strawberries and Tofu just don’t Mix

    LunarStar77
  3. the only people that eat this are skinny. I wish I ate tofu.

    kkm
  4. I don’t like tofu much.

    Anonymous
  5. I love tofu!!! I’m a vegetarian, so this stuff is practically my lifeblood. A lot of people think it’s disgusting, but surely, that’s only because they don’t know how to cook/prepare it. Yummmm tofu :D

    Nikole
  6. essen
    vegetarisch
    malte

    ancola
  7. i hate tofu, spongy and wet it has the texture of a sponge. what’s worse is the beancurd. who can eat that stuff? what ever happened to enojying youmeal as well as it being good for you? tofu is depressing!

    zrmojo@yahoo.com
  8. tofu is delicious i dont understand why people dont like it. it doesnt make any sence. it just tastes like whatever gets put on it. i love it. marinated with soy sause in a nice vege sturfry, mm, yum-oh. i hate soy nazis.

    Tom Stein
  9. He hated tofu, but Simon loved it, so he never brought it up. He didn’t complain when it was in his soup, or his stir fry or in his sandwiches, but he would not, would not allow it in his ice cream.

    Even vegetarians didn’t eat it like that!

    Elle
  10. She poked at the tofu on her plate with a fork. It’s squishy-solid texture reminded her of something, but she couldn’t recall what. She wanted a bed made of tofu. To sink into and sleep.

    Jessie
  11. tofu is disgusting

    Anonymous
  12. blood trickles down from the branches of the trees, open mouthed corpses hanging and tied up at all different angles. the snow below them stains, absorbs the droplets, and, red on white, she sees soy sauce and tofu.

    leigh
  13. slimy, white, nasty tasting alone. cooked right, dynamic, flavorful, exciting. Memories of good times with college friends–white boy can’t cook tofu, but Chinese friends set us all ablaze. Today tofu is a wary substance. What will it taste like this time?

    Lisa
  14. dude, i alread wrote about tofu. gimme a new word.

    carrise.
  15. i’ve never tried tofu. but i’ve heard that it can be cooked to taste like meat.perhaps i’ll try it some day. i have some friends who are vegan or vegetarian who swear by it. ok, so i’ll try it. what can it hurt? it may sound like it tastes bland, but that can be changed.

    carrise
  16. vegetarians are so strange
    they twist and cut away
    all the beef, pork, and chicken
    sometimes even the fish
    and then scream of how healthy they are
    stand on rooftops and doom the meat eaters
    to lives of agonizing pain
    and obesity.. that too.
    but I find it a tad bit funny
    because all of the vegitarians I know,
    simply adore
    meat.
    :P

    anna
  17. sane food not hurting animals can be overused in mass foods need to eat more fresh edamame not os much big soy will research soy tofu stuffed animals are marvelous white squares imapct the world more soy clothing more tofu food save animals save soil

    paige
  18. white yukky stuff

    Jan
  19. Tofu is just one of those foods that really gets treatment that it doesn’t deserve from just about every group about food. If you’re a vegetarian you constantly proclaim how great it is to everyone and how it can replace all these other foods and tastes fine when it doesn’t. On the other hand, meat lovers talk about it like it’s the plague.

    Kyle
  20. gross trendy inedible squishy a disgrace to all meat

    Hay
  21. Tofu. How disgusting. Deep fried in all this gross sauce, sitting at the bottom of this bowl. But this is what you get when you’re vegetarian and agree to go for sushi. Sushi, of all fucking things!

    But it is high in protein…

    Jdawg
  22. white spongy food

    Anonymous
  23. i placed the tofu in my mouth, chewing slowly. at the time of the taste test, i did not like trying new things. the rubbery sensation came over, i swallowed. no real taste.

    harriet
  24. Spongy.

    mo
  25. Tofu and i have a weird relationship. I used to hate it because it looked like little pieces of beige bleh nothing, sitting on a paper towel in my kitchen. I always give it another try in stir fry and whatnot but SOMEHOW it never tastes any better… just like flavorless sponginess. Very sad.

    Cassia
  26. gross white cubes in my chinese food! like jello, but not really. i don’t know why people think they taste as good as or can even replace meat. but i hate the taste of beef. thats the only thing i would prefer tofu over. asian culture kind of scare me. how did they come up with the concept of tofu anyway? what exactly is it made out of?

    no one
  27. Tofu is extremely disgusting, and tastes slightly like chicken and almost looks like chicken in an odd manner. My friend Sarah absolutely adores tofu.

    Vittoria
  28. Tofu is the best alternative to meat. Because nobody have the right to kill animals, just to have the taste of meat. It is cruel and unhuman to do that. So if someone wants to eat something like meat, he should have tofu. Or would i kill your child just to eat meat? You would go insane.

    a.
  29. tofu

    Anonymous
  30. veggie food. Meat substitue. Comes from china… Tastless.

    lara
  31. winter

    Anonymous
  32. I had a friend in college who would make tofu dinners and invite friends over….it was my first experience with tofu. And it really opened my eyes to the idea that I could eat just about anything. Tofu is a food that absorbs the flavors around it, and my friend Jim was brilliant with it.

    Jeff C.
  33. tofu is a give away thing where people i love who don’t understand will tell me a story and give away the ending before i even get the chance to log on. haha, he apologizes, and yet here i am anyway, fearful of missing a day but not of what it will hold. perhaps, perhaps, i’m only living for your dreams anyway, and not the words of another.

    The Founder
  34. tof, a foriegn food. SOmething out of the ordinary, perhaps someting that tweeks our ceriousity but at the same time we are a little scared to step out of the comfort zone and explore this new adventure of taste

    TOFO
  35. my boyfriend eats tofu its really gross to me I have never liked the texture it reminds my of squishy icky icky squish this shit will never be good i am making hummas for lunch and it will be something of infamy yummy yummy hummas i heeart you chi

    jessica
  36. Tofu is not something that should be allowed to be served in ANY restaurant because I have tried this “tofu” and my god…it is just someones cruel creation to people that desire flavor.

    Mona
  37. gross

    Anonymous
  38. I am a vegetarian. i eat tofu a lot. might i just say the taste is absolutly horrid. take the other day. i was eating a tofurky snadwich. jeepers, i might as well just eat dirt!!

    tofu smofu.
  39. My mom made tofurkey instead of a real turkey for Christmas dinner. Time to find a new family.

    Kathryn
  40. I’m all tofued out. Tofu as a verb–interesting. I guess.
    I tofu; you tofue; she/he/it tofues, etc.

    Saroyan