Well they’re red, round, etc. Now that I’m writing I have no idea what for. I suppose it doesn’t matter and that I’m getting off topic… I think tomatoes is a pretty cool guy. I like them on my sandwiches a whole lot.
Janna
I don’t like tomatoes, and never have. They taste like nothing. There is no excuse for their gelatinous behavior. When I cut into a tomato, I can’t help but think they look.. unfinished.
When I was in college, I dated this brutal bitch who’s favorite snack was to cut a tomato in half and cover it with pepper. That should have been a sign.
Darren Abate
the tomatoes were really zorbangas. the kids honestly couldn’t tell the difference; they insisted that they didn’t want to eat any damn tomatoes. but they were meyer tomatoes, the misnormer, zorbangas, the real name. a totally different plant.
Stick
It’s not a hard thing to make a grilled cheese, but it is when you get too old for grilled cheese. You can’t just throw cheese on bread and stick it in the microwave. No, this time you primp it with lunchmeats or tomatoes and put it on the George Foreman. This is adulthood. Not as delish.
Cheryl
makes me wan tto throw giant red juicy rotton tomatoes at someone. tomatoes can be delicious when ripe but when you let them rot they are th e perfect displeasure.
I <3 tomatoes
e.i.
The tomato burst into the air as it was striked by an arrow. The target was perfectly in tact, but the tomato was nowhere to be seen. Robin Hood looked at the target and sighed. He would never win, not like this. He wanted to be the best.
Scythe42
The juicy, red fruit winked up at him from the countertop. Funny how he’d never really liked tomatoes when he was young, but age and a vegan girlfriend can really change ones mind. He picked up the knife and held the tomato still, slicing into the fruit carefully.
Kaye
swirling red, uprooted from the earth
eat me on a hot summer day.
rachelsummers
Tomatoes fresh picked fresh, my first harvest. Feeling like a new woman, I pull it from the length of vine and preparing to taste victory I realize the squirrel has beaten me to it.
Crystal D. Free
tomatos are delicious. i actually struggled to figure out how to properly spell the plural of ‘tomato.’ i had some on my chicken wrap for dinner today. that was pretty tasty. onion, lettuce, chicken, ranch, and bacon. t-a-s-t-y. on second thought. i don’t even know why AHH the bar is running! what is the point of this!
Nancy
There was a tomato on the floor, though she did not see it. She was running through the kitchen when she felt it squish and ooze between her toes. she let out a squeal and shuddered.
Bay
ah, that little round fruit. vegetable. thing.
what the heck is a tomato, anyway?
list of things know about tomatoes”
1. red
2. round
3. tasty
4. grown on a vine
5. has seeds
6. thrown at bad comedians in the 20’s
7.fruit and or vegetable
Cameron Shepherd
On a cold snowy day, Janey made her way through the drifts and fiercely falling flakes, toward the yellow house on the hill. Visions of hot steamy tendrils drifting up from a porcelain bowl kept her spirits high, the smell of tomato soup almost real in her nostrils. The rich red texture of the pending tomato dreaminess melting on her tongue. She lifted her leg another inch forward, her tiny six year old legs, aching with the exertion of making it up the hill in thigh deep snow. her motivation was only charged by the gift that awaited her in her soup bowl. Nothing could move her more. The reward would be delirious!
Her Mom opened the door of the warm inviting home, beckoning her forward. Finally exhausted, Janeys red snow boot touched the cleared first step of her childhood home. The creamy goodness of tomato soup was finally hers!
“Come in, darling” cooed her Mom. “I’ve made chicken pot pie for lunch…….”
sondra dellaripa
the tomatoes are red, but orange when out of season. they’re mealy and watery and bland. no taste, not fresh, never of the gods. these tomatoes taste like the factory, with runoff quenching their thirst.
austin
Heirlooms on sunny days
Ashlin
soup or otherwise it can be enjoyed as a fruit or as something thrown… regardless of ones taste or pronunciation of the word almost all enjoy it
andrew werger
I slice it, i dice it.
I make a lovely sauce.
Then pair it with bow-tie pasta
Oh it is delicious.
AND SALSA, yes ma’am.
NO matter how you pronounce it.
It is grand,
it is red
is it fruit?
or a veggie?
Cassie Johnson
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rimmooo
puree. rich. delicious. The savory aroma wafted into my nose,my salivary glands kicking into immediate action.
boo
the red tomato was on the table. laughing at me. but he did not know what was abot to happen to him.
nidia ruiz
it was red, and fucking fantastic looking. seeds pulsated out of it’s riven canyons on streams of watery juice. it was the most marvelous site he’d ever seen, his holy grail.
Ants REALLY love tomatoes, baby.
Max.
red salad burger onion bacon lettuce pizza ketsup field farmer grow vegtable
westley
A tomato is red and round. The poor tomato is an outcast. People can never decide if it is a fruit or a vegetable. However, the distinction is entirely legal, due to some tax or other.
But the tomato is lonely.
Cody Conley
red juicy sensual with bbq and lamb is best
klea
My friend likes to dye her hair a certain shade of red. When it mixes with her natural brown, the result can only be described as “tomato,” which is my traditional way in which to greet her upon first seeing her after a hair dyeing has taken place. I don’t like tomatoes. Maybe if they’re fresh from a garden and sliced with some salt sprinkled on top.
lauren Stansbury
Today at the supermarket, I saw the old Chinese aunty who’s always there for a good bargain show up with her face as red as a tomato.
Apparently, she had fallen on the pavement on her way in, and her walking stick was flung far away. No one came to help.
maya
Ripe and red, she bit into the tomato as though it were a pear. The juice sluiced down her chin thickly, sweeter than it should have been. She pulled back the fruit and puzzled at its shape, its hue, the bizarre deliciousness of its meat.
Ella Emma Em
It’s that time of year again! Time to get out the seed catalogue and ponder what to grow this year: Peas, carrot, and spuds, of course, juicy tomato plants and frsh salad veg among the herbs and fruits make the garden a good place to be come summer.
Wildewood
big round juicy fruit somesay. My uncle was once eating a raw tomato like an apple. He’s dead now. He told me they tasted really sweet. “just add some salt” he said. All i can remember is the sour look on my face after taking a huge bite.
sessley
once upon a time there was a tomato that ate other tomatoes. of course it was frowned upon but so is people eating other people. so who cares the tomato can do what ever he wants as long as he jumps in my salad.
a. Rife
Red fruit that lingers on in the spaces between mothers mediocre cooking. Feeling as if cheap spaghetti can bring together a family is just a waste of time. It’s only a fruit, nothing more.
William
You say “Toe-ma-toe” I say “Ta-may-toe.” Are we all really so different? We’re of the same species; are we not? The same race! The Human race! We should band together for the good of Humanity! And joy!
Mizumaru
it’s juicy, ripe, and blends with food to make a masterpiece in one’s taste buds. especially when making spaghetti.
Hildawg
I’m not sure if a tomato is a vegetable. But, it really doesn’t matter. I wouldn’t eat it anyway. I don’t eat anything.
brookeworm
There was a time when nothing was able to be bought. The fridge was empty; the pantry was bare. But despite it all, there was always one taste experience we could count on – the tomato sandwich. Low cost, forever delicious. when we were our poorest, it was the tomato, mayo, and white bread sandwich with salt, pepper, and oregano that satiated us and made us feel there was nothing to worry about.
Julie Moore
the red tomato delicious fruit vegetable round small plum garden green fried saucey what more to say yumm yumm lets eat shall we
nancy*
my face turned scarlet
I had done it
Not for myself but for her
it was more than a number and a letter next to each other it was love
david jenkins
I absolutely hate tomato ketchup.
As a kid I would sit at the table and shift uncomfortably whenever it was near to me, and I wonder about other people’s phobias and pet hates, and how interesting they are.
Lewis Saunders
juicy.
break it open, liquid swells and dribbles like blood
and escapes with fervor.
texture is soft but gritty,
smells like childhood,
sweet, but sour.
feels like childhood–it doesn’t last as long as i’d like.
srizzo
tomato tomato tomato
a tomato is red and nasty to me
Well they’re red, round, etc. Now that I’m writing I have no idea what for. I suppose it doesn’t matter and that I’m getting off topic… I think tomatoes is a pretty cool guy. I like them on my sandwiches a whole lot.
I don’t like tomatoes, and never have. They taste like nothing. There is no excuse for their gelatinous behavior. When I cut into a tomato, I can’t help but think they look.. unfinished.
When I was in college, I dated this brutal bitch who’s favorite snack was to cut a tomato in half and cover it with pepper. That should have been a sign.
the tomatoes were really zorbangas. the kids honestly couldn’t tell the difference; they insisted that they didn’t want to eat any damn tomatoes. but they were meyer tomatoes, the misnormer, zorbangas, the real name. a totally different plant.
It’s not a hard thing to make a grilled cheese, but it is when you get too old for grilled cheese. You can’t just throw cheese on bread and stick it in the microwave. No, this time you primp it with lunchmeats or tomatoes and put it on the George Foreman. This is adulthood. Not as delish.
makes me wan tto throw giant red juicy rotton tomatoes at someone. tomatoes can be delicious when ripe but when you let them rot they are th e perfect displeasure.
I <3 tomatoes
The tomato burst into the air as it was striked by an arrow. The target was perfectly in tact, but the tomato was nowhere to be seen. Robin Hood looked at the target and sighed. He would never win, not like this. He wanted to be the best.
The juicy, red fruit winked up at him from the countertop. Funny how he’d never really liked tomatoes when he was young, but age and a vegan girlfriend can really change ones mind. He picked up the knife and held the tomato still, slicing into the fruit carefully.
swirling red, uprooted from the earth
eat me on a hot summer day.
Tomatoes fresh picked fresh, my first harvest. Feeling like a new woman, I pull it from the length of vine and preparing to taste victory I realize the squirrel has beaten me to it.
tomatos are delicious. i actually struggled to figure out how to properly spell the plural of ‘tomato.’ i had some on my chicken wrap for dinner today. that was pretty tasty. onion, lettuce, chicken, ranch, and bacon. t-a-s-t-y. on second thought. i don’t even know why AHH the bar is running! what is the point of this!
There was a tomato on the floor, though she did not see it. She was running through the kitchen when she felt it squish and ooze between her toes. she let out a squeal and shuddered.
ah, that little round fruit. vegetable. thing.
what the heck is a tomato, anyway?
list of things know about tomatoes”
1. red
2. round
3. tasty
4. grown on a vine
5. has seeds
6. thrown at bad comedians in the 20’s
7.fruit and or vegetable
On a cold snowy day, Janey made her way through the drifts and fiercely falling flakes, toward the yellow house on the hill. Visions of hot steamy tendrils drifting up from a porcelain bowl kept her spirits high, the smell of tomato soup almost real in her nostrils. The rich red texture of the pending tomato dreaminess melting on her tongue. She lifted her leg another inch forward, her tiny six year old legs, aching with the exertion of making it up the hill in thigh deep snow. her motivation was only charged by the gift that awaited her in her soup bowl. Nothing could move her more. The reward would be delirious!
Her Mom opened the door of the warm inviting home, beckoning her forward. Finally exhausted, Janeys red snow boot touched the cleared first step of her childhood home. The creamy goodness of tomato soup was finally hers!
“Come in, darling” cooed her Mom. “I’ve made chicken pot pie for lunch…….”
the tomatoes are red, but orange when out of season. they’re mealy and watery and bland. no taste, not fresh, never of the gods. these tomatoes taste like the factory, with runoff quenching their thirst.
Heirlooms on sunny days
soup or otherwise it can be enjoyed as a fruit or as something thrown… regardless of ones taste or pronunciation of the word almost all enjoy it
I slice it, i dice it.
I make a lovely sauce.
Then pair it with bow-tie pasta
Oh it is delicious.
AND SALSA, yes ma’am.
NO matter how you pronounce it.
It is grand,
it is red
is it fruit?
or a veggie?
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puree. rich. delicious. The savory aroma wafted into my nose,my salivary glands kicking into immediate action.
the red tomato was on the table. laughing at me. but he did not know what was abot to happen to him.
it was red, and fucking fantastic looking. seeds pulsated out of it’s riven canyons on streams of watery juice. it was the most marvelous site he’d ever seen, his holy grail.
Ants REALLY love tomatoes, baby.
red salad burger onion bacon lettuce pizza ketsup field farmer grow vegtable
A tomato is red and round. The poor tomato is an outcast. People can never decide if it is a fruit or a vegetable. However, the distinction is entirely legal, due to some tax or other.
But the tomato is lonely.
red juicy sensual with bbq and lamb is best
My friend likes to dye her hair a certain shade of red. When it mixes with her natural brown, the result can only be described as “tomato,” which is my traditional way in which to greet her upon first seeing her after a hair dyeing has taken place. I don’t like tomatoes. Maybe if they’re fresh from a garden and sliced with some salt sprinkled on top.
Today at the supermarket, I saw the old Chinese aunty who’s always there for a good bargain show up with her face as red as a tomato.
Apparently, she had fallen on the pavement on her way in, and her walking stick was flung far away. No one came to help.
Ripe and red, she bit into the tomato as though it were a pear. The juice sluiced down her chin thickly, sweeter than it should have been. She pulled back the fruit and puzzled at its shape, its hue, the bizarre deliciousness of its meat.
It’s that time of year again! Time to get out the seed catalogue and ponder what to grow this year: Peas, carrot, and spuds, of course, juicy tomato plants and frsh salad veg among the herbs and fruits make the garden a good place to be come summer.
big round juicy fruit somesay. My uncle was once eating a raw tomato like an apple. He’s dead now. He told me they tasted really sweet. “just add some salt” he said. All i can remember is the sour look on my face after taking a huge bite.
once upon a time there was a tomato that ate other tomatoes. of course it was frowned upon but so is people eating other people. so who cares the tomato can do what ever he wants as long as he jumps in my salad.
Red fruit that lingers on in the spaces between mothers mediocre cooking. Feeling as if cheap spaghetti can bring together a family is just a waste of time. It’s only a fruit, nothing more.
You say “Toe-ma-toe” I say “Ta-may-toe.” Are we all really so different? We’re of the same species; are we not? The same race! The Human race! We should band together for the good of Humanity! And joy!
it’s juicy, ripe, and blends with food to make a masterpiece in one’s taste buds. especially when making spaghetti.
I’m not sure if a tomato is a vegetable. But, it really doesn’t matter. I wouldn’t eat it anyway. I don’t eat anything.
There was a time when nothing was able to be bought. The fridge was empty; the pantry was bare. But despite it all, there was always one taste experience we could count on – the tomato sandwich. Low cost, forever delicious. when we were our poorest, it was the tomato, mayo, and white bread sandwich with salt, pepper, and oregano that satiated us and made us feel there was nothing to worry about.
the red tomato delicious fruit vegetable round small plum garden green fried saucey what more to say yumm yumm lets eat shall we
my face turned scarlet
I had done it
Not for myself but for her
it was more than a number and a letter next to each other it was love
I absolutely hate tomato ketchup.
As a kid I would sit at the table and shift uncomfortably whenever it was near to me, and I wonder about other people’s phobias and pet hates, and how interesting they are.
juicy.
break it open, liquid swells and dribbles like blood
and escapes with fervor.
texture is soft but gritty,
smells like childhood,
sweet, but sour.
feels like childhood–it doesn’t last as long as i’d like.
tomato tomato tomato
a tomato is red and nasty to me