So i’ve decided to train my boyfriend. I think all boyfriends should be trained. To know what i want and need, selfish yes.. unrealistic.. yes.. is it possible.. YES!!!
Tasha
So i’ve decided to train my boyfriend. I think all boyfriends should be trained. To know what i want and need, selfish yes.. unrealistic.. yes.. is it possible.. YES!!!
Tasha
I was there
and here
where I am now
and I did what
he did
I did it all
down to the trimming
of the nose-hair
and the selling of cocaine
juggling short-term
relationships
and writing life
as lived
I talked his talk
his walk
I walked
I did it all
the things
he did
and here
where I am now
I was there
Eric Hamilton
back in the day, we were trained to do exactly as they said. we didn’t have books or papers or pagers or television or radios or transmitters to spread the ideals of freedom. hearded like sheep.
hailey b
He was trained to handle this, but he’d never encountered such a volatile situation. He would duck, weave and bob, but his opponent would always somehow lay his hands on poor George. Without warning, he suddenly felt his head being thrown against the ground in what could only be described as a mildly annoying experience. George picked up his head, and re-attached it to his neck.
Jared
That’s it. I’ve had it. There isn’t anything they wouldn’t ask me to do. I’ve taken out the trash, grabbed more coffee and bagels than I’ve ever thought a boss and his colleagues capable of consuming, and numerous other tasks not in my job description. I didn’t go to university and through training for this!
Etta
He was not like the other kids he knew of. Like how they were trained to do certain things, like robots, he thought to himself. This cause a clash between them and him, for his tomfoolery got in their was of obeying orders.
Aries
He was trained to kill. It was the only thing he knew. But once she came into his life, he found something else. Love. Touch. Warmth. Something to blot out the cold feelings of death that so constantly surrounded his soul. But he could only be changed so much, and when her blood was on the floor, he wondered if the sun would ever shine again.
marie
Well, I don’t like the idea of being “trained” for something. I guess I can’t say that natural talent is the only sort of talent to be acquired, I guess I just don’t like thinking that people can train other people when everyone thinks so differently than one another.
Anita
It was cold.
And the snow just kept falling.
And the sky was hidden by clouds.
And the people ran, the people ran.
Until they were all safe at home. And the world felt good again.
We’re just trained like that, aren’t we?
Avoid the cool water.
And sleep.
Aku
i played basketball when i was little and sucked. i started soccer in high school and loved it and worked so hard and trained for it and got really good and almost was jumped to varsity but one night after a game i got pulled from i got upset and drank a bottle of vodka and almost died. All of that training was wasted by a bottle of vodka.
kate
I was trained to go on auto pilot but I got the flu and the auto pilot shut down so I had to pick myself up and re-write myself
Jim Desson
trained… a trained poodle? training. a dog show, the army… not much in common there. whoops oh well. randy jackson, train, innsbrook… stranger? strange? bitter. bitter soul, i am. very much, very much, i am bitter, i am calm, i am lying.
k
a professional person with lots of things going for them
ale
I sat there, holding my head in my hands. He smiled at me, only it was more of a leer.
“Say it,” I said, resigned. “I know you want to.”
He bit his lip, savoring the moment, and then said, slow and carefully enunciated, “You. Just. Got. TRAINED!”
Pandora
wow. when i hear people say, ‘wow you have him/her trained’ it makes me sad. i wish my dog were house trained – my parents’ dogs, rather. i wish i were better self trained. i am working on training my chunky body. just saw myself on tv – oy vay. wow. chunk. i don’t know.
meg
Instincts take over, and she surrenders her body to unconscious commands. Her training was thorough; she does her job well. It’s over in mere seconds. A tiny humane part of her brain screams out in protest as crimson blood splashes the wall, but the bigger, brutal part squishes it out. This is not the time for Human. This is the hour of the Assassin.
Cherry
efficient, killing, that is what tyler monroe was once payed to do, but after twelve years of peace and stagnation he found himself searching for a new outlet for his
Nate
i think we are all trained, sometimes i wish we were educated. dogs are trained too. i remember that at seaworld it was fucking crazy that the dolphins were trained to jump through the hoops. i am trained to open text books and learn what society tells me is important to learn. i’m lucky that i have some professors that know how to teach i guess. and im potty trained.
Stephanie
when you get trained then you get to know how to do something. when you get a job you have to be trained to know how to work everything you need. if you don’t get trained then you won’t know what to do and you’ll be walking around not knowing what to do. Everything we do in life we have to be trained. from walking to talking, we have to be trained.
Julia
trained to kill
to extend my will
over everyone
who is weak
never wanted to
but you do what you gotta do
to ensure that
you live
to fight again
Ender
I trained her to the point where she would do what I said, when I said it. She was my slave, I loved her, she was perfect in every sense of the word. Never questioning. She would do anything to please me. She even starved herself to achieve my idea of beauty. She was me.
Anthony
The first day at work was one of confusion and nervousness. They were all looking at me with suspicious eyes. Even people coming into the store knew I had just started. I wasn’t confident. I was the outsider.
Ali
I am trained in the careful squashing of emotions. Of the wandering of the mind. Everything must be right on the rails that guide the train of thought, hurtling it towards the broken bridge over the horizon. Chack chack chack. In cases of emergency, pull on the chain! Let me ouuuut!
Sara
importantly toned,
well known
kept in tact
and reread as a matter of fact
trained
not like an athlete for track
trained
trained just like a man who knows what he lacks
trained
trained
bria
trained. Like a dog. or a horse. i will not be trained. i will act for myself. maybe if you want to get technical i will train myself not to be trained by anyone else. not my mom or dad. teacher. girlfriend. not even hero. I will never be trained.
steven duncan
they were well trained for was to come.. they have been training for a long long time… during all kinds of weather, and all kinds of circumstances… they were not to stop on rain or snow, on winter or summer of
sunflower
time was running out. the boys stood, frozen to the line. the train rushed towards them at 120mph, but to Sam it felt like an eternity. His mother. The last words he’d said to his mother were about football. And then they were dead.
Stephanie
trained
i wish i had been trained
to talk
speak
the way other people speak
stride
walk
the way other people walk
think
know
the way other people know
just so i would know
how to get inside your mind
a.carmona.ponce
in the summer, the boy thought he had been trained for war.
days passed and they grew up and it was war no longer but love.
more time passed and he realized they were one and the same.
sundipta
I wish there was a sport that I had been formally trained in. I did swim for eight years, but it was on a summer league and the swimming heats that I swam in never counted for points. It would have been nice to have been trained in a sport and to have become good at it.
Cassandra
The bodyguard stood outside my cell, a mindless, trained attack dog who lived only to serve his master. Like MacGyver, I fashioned a rudimentary pistol from a paper clip, shoelace, and a pebble, and knocked the guard out cold, then made my escape.
vish
Trained. It reminds me of a trained dog. I had a dog once. I miss it. Her name was Pebbles. She was a jackrussel terrier. She would always run around and hump your legs all the time! It took a while to train her. We had to get rid of her when we moved to a new house. I want my dog back =[
chelsea
Sometime it takes a while to realize that the actions you did when you were younger had nothing to do with winning at life. I like to believe that higher education gives you a win at life, but there is only so much you can get out of it.
K-Tron
I am a trained Irish dancer. To the average person, that’s pretty impressive– they have no idea what they’re seeing. But to the average Irish dancer, I am mediocre– they would know
skl
I am a trained nurse’s assistant. I got certified in 2007, and I love my job. I love helping people, but it’s hard to do unless you are trained to do so. Sometimes you have to deal with mental issues, physical disabilities or sexual harrassment.
Tawnya
i have trained in the art of poopin and doopin.
ridin in the coop-and chillin solo
but before i go-go
i gotta say
i dont ever want to be alone
oh no,
how terrible that would be
if it was just me, myself, and me.
billy v
ready willing and able to adapt and overcome. prepared for the best, yet ready for the worst.
enrico
Trained. what is trained. You can be trained to fight, trained to win, trained to argue. Can you be trained to love? Why is trained spelled with an i? Why not a y. Trained it’s something athletes do and it’s something lovers do. You are trained to lie, trained to hide, trained to love. In the end, when you are trained to lie and love. You are trained to do the same exact thing. It doesn’t matter, you’re trained.
samantha
because we all are. in a world where we are nothing unless we do something that is seen as anything. but only an anything valuable enough to be considered a something.
So i’ve decided to train my boyfriend. I think all boyfriends should be trained. To know what i want and need, selfish yes.. unrealistic.. yes.. is it possible.. YES!!!
So i’ve decided to train my boyfriend. I think all boyfriends should be trained. To know what i want and need, selfish yes.. unrealistic.. yes.. is it possible.. YES!!!
I was there
and here
where I am now
and I did what
he did
I did it all
down to the trimming
of the nose-hair
and the selling of cocaine
juggling short-term
relationships
and writing life
as lived
I talked his talk
his walk
I walked
I did it all
the things
he did
and here
where I am now
I was there
back in the day, we were trained to do exactly as they said. we didn’t have books or papers or pagers or television or radios or transmitters to spread the ideals of freedom. hearded like sheep.
He was trained to handle this, but he’d never encountered such a volatile situation. He would duck, weave and bob, but his opponent would always somehow lay his hands on poor George. Without warning, he suddenly felt his head being thrown against the ground in what could only be described as a mildly annoying experience. George picked up his head, and re-attached it to his neck.
That’s it. I’ve had it. There isn’t anything they wouldn’t ask me to do. I’ve taken out the trash, grabbed more coffee and bagels than I’ve ever thought a boss and his colleagues capable of consuming, and numerous other tasks not in my job description. I didn’t go to university and through training for this!
He was not like the other kids he knew of. Like how they were trained to do certain things, like robots, he thought to himself. This cause a clash between them and him, for his tomfoolery got in their was of obeying orders.
He was trained to kill. It was the only thing he knew. But once she came into his life, he found something else. Love. Touch. Warmth. Something to blot out the cold feelings of death that so constantly surrounded his soul. But he could only be changed so much, and when her blood was on the floor, he wondered if the sun would ever shine again.
Well, I don’t like the idea of being “trained” for something. I guess I can’t say that natural talent is the only sort of talent to be acquired, I guess I just don’t like thinking that people can train other people when everyone thinks so differently than one another.
It was cold.
And the snow just kept falling.
And the sky was hidden by clouds.
And the people ran, the people ran.
Until they were all safe at home. And the world felt good again.
We’re just trained like that, aren’t we?
Avoid the cool water.
And sleep.
i played basketball when i was little and sucked. i started soccer in high school and loved it and worked so hard and trained for it and got really good and almost was jumped to varsity but one night after a game i got pulled from i got upset and drank a bottle of vodka and almost died. All of that training was wasted by a bottle of vodka.
I was trained to go on auto pilot but I got the flu and the auto pilot shut down so I had to pick myself up and re-write myself
trained… a trained poodle? training. a dog show, the army… not much in common there. whoops oh well. randy jackson, train, innsbrook… stranger? strange? bitter. bitter soul, i am. very much, very much, i am bitter, i am calm, i am lying.
a professional person with lots of things going for them
I sat there, holding my head in my hands. He smiled at me, only it was more of a leer.
“Say it,” I said, resigned. “I know you want to.”
He bit his lip, savoring the moment, and then said, slow and carefully enunciated, “You. Just. Got. TRAINED!”
wow. when i hear people say, ‘wow you have him/her trained’ it makes me sad. i wish my dog were house trained – my parents’ dogs, rather. i wish i were better self trained. i am working on training my chunky body. just saw myself on tv – oy vay. wow. chunk. i don’t know.
Instincts take over, and she surrenders her body to unconscious commands. Her training was thorough; she does her job well. It’s over in mere seconds. A tiny humane part of her brain screams out in protest as crimson blood splashes the wall, but the bigger, brutal part squishes it out. This is not the time for Human. This is the hour of the Assassin.
efficient, killing, that is what tyler monroe was once payed to do, but after twelve years of peace and stagnation he found himself searching for a new outlet for his
i think we are all trained, sometimes i wish we were educated. dogs are trained too. i remember that at seaworld it was fucking crazy that the dolphins were trained to jump through the hoops. i am trained to open text books and learn what society tells me is important to learn. i’m lucky that i have some professors that know how to teach i guess. and im potty trained.
when you get trained then you get to know how to do something. when you get a job you have to be trained to know how to work everything you need. if you don’t get trained then you won’t know what to do and you’ll be walking around not knowing what to do. Everything we do in life we have to be trained. from walking to talking, we have to be trained.
trained to kill
to extend my will
over everyone
who is weak
never wanted to
but you do what you gotta do
to ensure that
you live
to fight again
I trained her to the point where she would do what I said, when I said it. She was my slave, I loved her, she was perfect in every sense of the word. Never questioning. She would do anything to please me. She even starved herself to achieve my idea of beauty. She was me.
The first day at work was one of confusion and nervousness. They were all looking at me with suspicious eyes. Even people coming into the store knew I had just started. I wasn’t confident. I was the outsider.
I am trained in the careful squashing of emotions. Of the wandering of the mind. Everything must be right on the rails that guide the train of thought, hurtling it towards the broken bridge over the horizon. Chack chack chack. In cases of emergency, pull on the chain! Let me ouuuut!
importantly toned,
well known
kept in tact
and reread as a matter of fact
trained
not like an athlete for track
trained
trained just like a man who knows what he lacks
trained
trained
trained. Like a dog. or a horse. i will not be trained. i will act for myself. maybe if you want to get technical i will train myself not to be trained by anyone else. not my mom or dad. teacher. girlfriend. not even hero. I will never be trained.
they were well trained for was to come.. they have been training for a long long time… during all kinds of weather, and all kinds of circumstances… they were not to stop on rain or snow, on winter or summer of
time was running out. the boys stood, frozen to the line. the train rushed towards them at 120mph, but to Sam it felt like an eternity. His mother. The last words he’d said to his mother were about football. And then they were dead.
trained
i wish i had been trained
to talk
speak
the way other people speak
stride
walk
the way other people walk
think
know
the way other people know
just so i would know
how to get inside your mind
in the summer, the boy thought he had been trained for war.
days passed and they grew up and it was war no longer but love.
more time passed and he realized they were one and the same.
I wish there was a sport that I had been formally trained in. I did swim for eight years, but it was on a summer league and the swimming heats that I swam in never counted for points. It would have been nice to have been trained in a sport and to have become good at it.
The bodyguard stood outside my cell, a mindless, trained attack dog who lived only to serve his master. Like MacGyver, I fashioned a rudimentary pistol from a paper clip, shoelace, and a pebble, and knocked the guard out cold, then made my escape.
Trained. It reminds me of a trained dog. I had a dog once. I miss it. Her name was Pebbles. She was a jackrussel terrier. She would always run around and hump your legs all the time! It took a while to train her. We had to get rid of her when we moved to a new house. I want my dog back =[
Sometime it takes a while to realize that the actions you did when you were younger had nothing to do with winning at life. I like to believe that higher education gives you a win at life, but there is only so much you can get out of it.
I am a trained Irish dancer. To the average person, that’s pretty impressive– they have no idea what they’re seeing. But to the average Irish dancer, I am mediocre– they would know
I am a trained nurse’s assistant. I got certified in 2007, and I love my job. I love helping people, but it’s hard to do unless you are trained to do so. Sometimes you have to deal with mental issues, physical disabilities or sexual harrassment.
i have trained in the art of poopin and doopin.
ridin in the coop-and chillin solo
but before i go-go
i gotta say
i dont ever want to be alone
oh no,
how terrible that would be
if it was just me, myself, and me.
ready willing and able to adapt and overcome. prepared for the best, yet ready for the worst.
Trained. what is trained. You can be trained to fight, trained to win, trained to argue. Can you be trained to love? Why is trained spelled with an i? Why not a y. Trained it’s something athletes do and it’s something lovers do. You are trained to lie, trained to hide, trained to love. In the end, when you are trained to lie and love. You are trained to do the same exact thing. It doesn’t matter, you’re trained.
because we all are. in a world where we are nothing unless we do something that is seen as anything. but only an anything valuable enough to be considered a something.
we once were lost.
and we still are.