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October 10th, 2009 | 275 Entries

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275 Entries for “wag”

  1. the little dog wagged his tail in anticipation of the treat to come. he broke into his repotoire of tricks as if to say….yay

    Anonymous
  2. The footballers weren’t allowed to take their wags to the World Cup because of the distractions that doing so would cause.

    Rich
  3. Odin wagged his tail stupidly at me as I sat writing something unimportant on my computer. Drool cascaded down his jowels, his proud head upright. “That’s just gross…”

    Anonymous
  4. i don

    ale
  5. “wag your tail, that’s it! good boy” i said. i’m not sure why, but there’s something thrilling and wonderful about a dog’s tail wagging. The pure expression of joy rubs off on me.

    onemore
  6. I have been house-sitting for my parents for about a week now, and the one thing I hate about house-sitting for them is the dogs. They’re loud, barky, drooly, they’re BIG so when they jump on you you can fall over– you can’t sit on the floor anywhere near them if you don’t want to wind up a gross slobby mess.

    But no matter how many obnoxious things they do, they keep wagging those damn tails! Sometimes I find it cute and I forgive them, and others it just drives me crazy. Don’t you wag your damn tail at me, dog– why are you so incredibly dumb?!

    gia
  7. The dog liked to wag his tail in anticipation of the fun he would have chasing and catching the frizbee. His whole body would move in time with his wagging tail.

    Neil
  8. ag, wag the tail wags the dog, is there anything more fun that a dog that is so excited that the tail wags the dog? this would be so different if I left all the typos in!

    d
  9. a dog waggs its tail.

    a
  10. My dog wags his tail, back and forth, like a ball on a piece of elastic. He is happy, excited. What could have caused these feelings of elation? I am filling his food bowl. It must be wonderful to be made so happy by such a simple thing as being fed.

    xxx
  11. my Jack! We welcomed him into our home. The wag brings me joy and happiness!

    actor
  12. Wagging tongues had never deterred her when she set her mind to something. This time was no different. She loved who she loved and there would be no further consideration given to the gossiping hens. Who cares if he didn’t look like everyone else? Who cares if he was rich? Who cares if he grew up in a rich suburb?

    Sophia
  13. like a dog

    kam
  14. She wouldn’t wag her tail. She was not a dog, she was a werewolf. There was a significant difference, despite the urge to move the muscle extending out of her spine. Growling, she sneezed and tried to run around in circles, anxiety taking over. She was a werewolf, not a dog. And she sure as hell wasn’t his bitch.

    emmi
  15. wag – wife and girlfriend. slaggy, slutty wannabees who have no genuine or real ambition themselves. all they want to do is live a life of glamour and ease with no real work involved at all. they are boring and mindless. to aspire to be a wag is dull and uninteresting. Posh Spice and Colleen McLoughlin I leave out of this.

    hattie
  16. wag your tail cause your happy
    stop wagging your tongue because you sound like a fucking dumbass

    jennvence
  17. self centered leeches, egotisical, talentless spongers that depend on the incomes of their equally blah and dull partners in order to justify their existence.

    Anonymous
  18. my dog wags his tail
    while he swims
    back to me
    trying so hard to hold that stick up in the air
    he is hustling
    i call his name and he swims faster

    he is back on land

    malloryalexis
  19. WAG WAG WAG!!! Hooked on Phonic. My son Necholus is 5 and just beginning to read. One book is about a dog and the last page has WAG WAG WAG!!!

    nickyboy
  20. no

    skyladder
  21. waggy waggy footballers dog tail

    pies
  22. Wags are a waste of space. They just distract football players from football itself and make it into a farce. Football is just a means to an end for these people since their “end” is wearing and showing off clothes for the media to lap up enthusiastically.

    Michael Speed
  23. waty does itean i dionyt under stsand

    naquan
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    naauan
  25. What does it mean? I think, that word. Where it comes from? I don’t understand. I’m too drunk for moment.

    Ship is going somewhere. Birds.

    Where am I?

    Um…

    I would

    Artti
  26. Tip of the hat, wag of the figer. My dear lady, I do both to you.

    CH
  27. Not a word we use in the states but I think I’m gonna start using it. Look at that wag over there sleeping on the bench with a 40 ounce of malt liquor. Step off me you bloody wag. I wag away the past. Shrug.

    uninspired
  28. Wag, as in Wags the dog? You know, from the Wiggles?

    I have no idea what I am saying. It’s been a long day.

    Ema
  29. My dog doesn’t really wag his tail much. Sometimes it makes me think he isn’t happy. But then he comes over and kisses me and I know he is happy. He loves me.

    Ronnie
  30. Der Schwanz der Katze war lang. Sehr lang. Sie wackelte damit hin und her und M

    Kristine
  31. Hara st

    Kristine
  32. i walked away from school. it was hot and i needed a drink. i looked back over my shoulder, nervous. but, it’s only maths. i would live. the teachers dont know about this way out, anyway, and now i have leaves stuck in my hair.

    violet
  33. Wagging their tails. I’ve always wanted a puppy. I ended up getting a cat in college, but never a dog. I love when dogs wag their tails to show people that they’re happy. People should have tails. It’d be easier to see who was actually happy as opposed to faking their happiness. I hope to get a dog in the future, a small one so that I can take care of it by myself.

    Lily
  34. I put on my sungalsses and laughed, I qactually looked like a wag. I put my hair a bit higher, put a bit more makeup n and dressed in my sluttiest clothes. Look omplete I wnet into town. I saw people gazing at me and smiled to myself, I could pass as a wag. It was awesome, all I needed was a footballer.

    Sophi
  35. One of the dogs we have loves to wag his tail. I’m not sure of the scientfic findings of dog waggles, but I truly hope it means he’s excited, happy, appreciates his home. You see, he was a pound dog. Taken from an abusive home. And now he lives with us. And he wags his tail.

    Rebecca
  36. I wag, ferverently and without abandon. I wag to please, to be pleased. I wag hard, I wag subtle. I wag for you and myself.

    Xavier
  37. Maggie Waggaman is the girl in the house down the road from me. My thoughts to her go in and out, up and down, but I can always see her bedroom, no matter the time of day.

    Peeeep
  38. dogs wags it’s tail in utter delight on its owners return. I don’t like this word. I am resisting the temptation to talk about the recent use of the term WAG – it used to mean someone who was funny. We can’t say that anymore – what a shame

    Louis
  39. the dog

    Anonymous
  40. I have no idea what this word could mean. It could be some kind of a fact about world or some personality. I do not know hot to make sure about it. What is it? I have no clue how to find it. Sorry about that. English is not my mother language

    Lamentia