width

May 31st, 2008 | 166 Entries

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166 Entries for “width”

  1. Width is just depth twisted around. That explains how I can at once be so wide around the middle, and deep in my soul

    ┬k
  2. very wide i am. you wouldn’t believe how wide i am, like a bloomin truck or even bigger i would say maybe as wide a s the hudson bay.
    i can’t even get through doorways without a bar of soap

    lee rawlings
  3. She stared ahead, the size of the room decreasing. It felt like there was a tunnel vision occuring inside her head, and she curled her candlestick fingers, as if trying desperately to grasp on to the last bit of consciousness left in her body. The day was clear in her mind still, and she could smell his breath lingering on her…

    sherry
  4. the width of an object is a total mystery to mankind-if only we had developed rulers, compasses and measuring tapes a lot sooner we would no longer linger in a widthless world. Sad times we live in-but how sad they are I just can’t measure.

    Kezzia Porter
  5. the space betwen

    Joellyn
  6. i wish i had a bigger cock. honestly. well. it isn’t so much that it isn’t big, but it’s not as wide as it could be, you know?

    i watched a movie once about a guy with a tiny penis. or that was in a movie, or something. he said his penis was like a twizzler.

    at least i’m not that bad off.

    i guess looking at SMALLER penises is always a good way to feel good about mine.

    damnit. that’s just sad.

    nicky
  7. The page width was so wide that the story had to go on forever. i didn’t have enough time to write it! What would I do. So, I went through my head and found a long story that I didn’t have to make up.

    Victor M.
  8. what is not long, but the size of its girth. choded, large, and big are but a few ways to describe this. This is actually really dumb…why the hell do i get some stupid fucking word like “width” why couldnt i have gotten anything more interesting to write about…no i get fucking “Width”?

    John D.
  9. I really like him,
    Its killing me that he doesn’t even know how much I like him. Will he ever?

    Alva Egan
  10. LADY CAN U HEAR ME

    mOJO
  11. width has always been a problem for me . when i was born, my head was too wide and caused me to be the butt of many jokes throughout my youth. by the time I was a teenager, I was a victim of too much width myself. I gained weight from an early age and was then and have been for most of my life a person of width.

    Bruce H. Hulsman
  12. the width of your buttocks is astounding. i wouldn’t have believed in it if i hadn’t seen it with my own eyes. my own two eyes. so ample and seductive. it was all i could do to contain myself. i had to practically sit on my hands.

    sylas
  13. it is so lerge I am it. it drives me crazty. I wish I did not have so much. life is fuckin crazy About it. Let it go away stop please. let me pass. Never again. i quit because they want so much fro me.

    tamika
  14. wide, and not thin. refers to wide things, ravines, elephants, how thick some thing is rather than how long, often when an object is looked at from the front rather than the side, PIE!!! oh I still have time

    Crius
  15. The width of a ruler, or the width of a person. Width could be used to refer to so many things. The width of a book may indicate how long it would take someone to read it. The width of a lifetime. How long would that be? How will you define something that can’t be measured? It’s importance is immeasurable in mathematics.

    stellah
  16. the wideness of an object which is correlated with the amount of length of the same object. The “dth” at the end is kinda bizarre because you would think that those letters wouldn’t go together. It makes me think of a sandwich for some reason.

    b dodson
  17. The width of my body, fat and round. Tires opening in the middle, their width being what we judge them by…like people. Width.

    Wow. A minute is longer than I thought.

    Carlton
  18. Never mind you the size of that thing, she said. I’ve got the width in my head, and you can remember the height, if you care so much about it.
    I looked at her; why would the exact size matter so much, and why did she think I cared for it? Had what I said provoked her response?

    Laila
  19. widening our way around the planet
    into a sea of dust and molecules
    filling my senses with fear and lies
    hoping to one day be free of disguise

    hide me from this widening terror
    of falling deep down inside
    its not that I won’t cry and lie
    I just don’t want to die.

    now.

    yasmina
  20. width…when ithink of width…i think of being fat…like i . am. fat. the girth of my tummy the width of it around…i dont even think i am fat but that is the first thing that comes to mind…maybe its psychological training on the behalf of society trying to keep us all in check so that we knowwwwww that we are controlledddd by sexual atraction and whether i am too wide for him and how he is too wide for me…unless he is nice and wide and girthy…somewhere…else…hehehe

    Bdbunni
  21. the width of your love should overwhelm me, the depth of it should engulf me, the height of it, envelope me… but yet, i feel nothing. maybe because i allow myself not to. i miss you. i miss you.

    mich
  22. the measure from one side to the other of a two dimensional object such as a piece of paper.

    Rubens
  23. The width of his penis is large. He is uncomfortable about the length. How do I convince him otherwise? I don’t. I snuggle in his recesses, and love him deeply.

    cranberry
  24. There were only two women then. The space between them so unbearably far that nearing the end of their lives they could barely remember the other’s name. But 20 years ago when they had just met they swore that they would never forget each other.

    Melissa walked into the bar with a gleam in her eye and an innocent twang in her southern accent.

    Catherine Lane
  25. Width is a measurement of widt. width is wideness enummberated and defined and given a number for measuring. Width is width and width is also width. wide ass mother fuckers have width, not length.

    parkingstones
  26. Why should you care?
    Why should I care about what the hell you think?
    I weigh 97 fucking pounds.
    I am not anorexic.
    And I am not wasted.
    I am perfect.
    And whoever says anything less…
    Whoever says anything less don’t know anything about what’s real. What’s important.

    Denim
  27. the tallest building in the neighborhood isn’t very wide. like my grandmothers house or what i have in y head that my grandmothers house looked like, she wasn’t alive very much into my life i hear she was a bad ass but a crazy old woman that must be where my crazy comes from it seems to be a family tradition this crazy person business brenda is wondering what i am typing about i will tell her when i’m don’t i’m nervous and unsure about the was i act

    coleen
  28. the width of the distance between the plane, the island underneath the plane, and the island adjacent to the one underneath the plane was unknown. I think there could have been some kind of mathematical equation I could utilise to work out these distances, but I didn’t know it. Whilst flying over Cuba I tried to manipulate the Pythagorean theorum without success.

    torryn
  29. Infinite length X unimaginable width X heights unreachable = all and none of the above.

    Thread
  30. wide load, the width and height, measurements, fat, wide load, close to witch, depth, transports, wither , wire

    tammy
  31. the width of the depth broke me into
    the depth of the width shook me through
    the brokeness held me at a constant pace
    no free fallin in space

    renea
  32. the width of a coin is just about as wide as everything else in the world. Size is all relative anyway, and all the meaning in life could be written on the width of a coin.

    Owen Roanoke
  33. The width of my body is much too great for my liking. I would like to decrease my width so I could live up to the expectations of my 30-year-old ex. I want to please him and I want to be thin to prove to myself that I can make such a commitment. I’ve never told anyone about this but I long more to please him than anyone I’ve ever known. He has been such an impact on my life that I want nothing more than to give him what he wants, but I’m so so scared.

    Patchworks
  34. the width of a table is x. any 2d object has height and width. even 3d objects have. my width(waist) is increasing day by day.

    wickdchameleon
  35. one word is all we’ll ever be given when god is judging us in the end. one word to defend are self. one word to sum up all of our existence, and the one word will echo for an eternity.

    Danfromromanie
  36. Obesity (AKA Podgy Syndrome) is a term used to describe people that are extremely fat -like your mum- and generally spend much of their time consuming vast quantities of food. Throughout history, due to endless food shortages, most people saw obesity as desirable, but in the last twenty years the US Surgeon-general has succeeded in brainwashing many people into considering obesity as an evil that must destroyed. In reality, though, obesity is merely a type of lifestyle, like athleticism or being a geologist.

    While more people all around the world are achieving FAT-ASS STATUS, the USA has a particularly high prevalence of obesity. On average, over one third of the American adult population are obese, rising to more than 100% in more localized demographic areas. Although the UK lags behind the USA, the rate of growth is very similar to the USA. Some former states of the old Soviet Union have obesity rates approaching that of the USA.

    The number of people who are obese is now rising rapidly throughout the world, making obesity one of the fastest developing social phenomenons in history. The U.S. Surgeon General has condemned the spread of obesity:

    arun
  37. how ide things are….breadth of the universe an argument a person. How long it takes to travel from one corner to another,the thickness of matter restricts speed of travel…width decreases with subtlety, and increases with complexity.

    rajat
  38. One part of a great set of things we call physical parameters but only a small inkling of the great connectedness that pervades the illusory separation of it all.
    I wonder how much plane travel and time zones contributed to Einstein’s relativity.

    Meo
  39. The width of of the window posed a problem for John. How was he to escape through such a narrow opening? He decided to flush himself down the toilet.

    Dan Burt
  40. fizics use it to measure different stuff, it’s a rectangular component. A word that is used every day . It shows how large is an object

    Roxana