Yoga is extremely hard; Ive tried it once and it made me more frustrated than it did relax me. It is on FitTV every morning, sometimes I feel movtiated to do it, but most of the time I don’t.
Sam
hot women bending over and stretching to unimaginable positions that will only leave you thinking why you dont have a girl that can do some of the things you see in yoga. these are some fine women.
dgb
stretching, inner peace, great way to find a date, mostly women it would seem, something I’m horrid at but wish i could do. i cant think with this music playing. y shape balance oh my its yellow eep yoga seems fun huh
amanda
There were men on tv doing yoga while smoking pot non-stop from dusk till dawn for the religious experience. Women learned to love their fellow women in the most intimate ways. And the world refused to end.
alison
bikram hot yoga. It’s incredibly difficult but you really get in touch with who you are.
aaa
calm of breath and body and mind and i press my hands together at my breast and I can breathe and breathe. downward dog was always too much for me but i can rest in child’s pose and feel like a woman with my knees digging against the floor and my lungs sighing and sighing. I can only think sometime when I am there and standing and so full of breath.
Emma
And there she was, the most feminine bear in Jellystone Park. The national park staff had thought they had tagged all teh bears. the troublesome Yogi was well established… but this new bear, she was something to behold.
emurph
My new breath. My reason to stand up straight. The reason I can stand up straight. Why I will continue to stand up straight and breath deep.
Wk
relax hate noyes despise discomfort stretch life time sundays pants exercise breathing helpful meditating
Anonymous
im terrified of starting yoga, i feel like you have to be good at yoga before you take a beginner level class. And what will my body look like in all of those different positions..i should probably work out and go on a diet before i put on my yoga pants. will it really have a calming effect?
Anonymous
I’ve only tried bikram once. I was discouraged by the heat – my aversion to it – and the fact that I turn the color of a fire hydrant when I get even slightly warm. But i went – in my sports bra and shorts and sweated and sweated and sweated onto my yoga mat. It was sort of cathartic, in the end.
Caroline
The yoga instructor was new. She walked into the room and sat on the mat, lifting her leg above her head like some kind of alien, or a character in a movie. No one there could ever do that, this was a class for seniors. No one dared to talk to her, she might think they were interested in pursuing the arts.
Scythe42
“Yogawhole”–the slogan’s painted on the outside of my mom’s friend’s house, where she teaches yoga classes. My dad makes fun of it, saying it sounds too conspicuously like another kind of hole. I sometimes think about the women who take these lessons, and their SUVs and Starbucks and children. Does yoga make them whole, or just ‘holes?
Charlotte Ravenswood
Yoga is something that I have never tried. It appears to be interesting. Lots of stretching. It seems to be a peaceful thing to do. Just looks a little boring to me. I like more motion.
Anonymous
yoga is a many splendored way of living, being and walling yourself off from the distractions of life. sometimes i hate yoga
Anonymous
i hate yoga it makes yo flexible in body only, not really i’m just jealous. it took her away!!! waaaaaaahhhhh
Anonymous
I am not very good a yoga. Flexibility is not my strength. I fell that if I was good at yoga I might feel better in life. I want to feel more relaxed and I think yoga would be a good at lower my stress level.
Ashley
still, fun, quiet place to conentrate on nothing… its cool. very flexible… for the rich living in the moment…..nothing too cool aobut it tight clothes blue black lace nothing black sugar
Anonymous
not worth it. doesnt work.
Anonymous
yoga is something my boyfriend and i can do together to end a stressful day or to start our morning off right. it’s relaxing and i enjoy the meditative state it can put me in. i’d like to think it makes me more physically fit, but i do it more for the mental and spiritual aspects.
jess
i never really understood yoga. i know it means you’re supposed to stretch and become one with the earth and nature and salute the sun and all that grand new-age shit, but really, if i wanna get more flexible, i’ll stretch, if i wanna get more in touch with nature i’ll go for a walk. it’s a silly fad, i think, but it’s getting more and more popular. it’s not the kind of thing guys do.
ranny
yoga brings me to a state that is unlike anything else. you can lift weights and work out and all of that, but it doesn’t change your mind like yoga does. at the end, you get to meditate, which might be the coolest thing ever. imagine lying on a floor in your apartment, but in actuality, you’re on a beach, with the gulls cawing and the waves crashing and the sun beating down on you
Frank
The guru sat on the hot coals as we watched. Jake sipped his tea beside me, eyes wide and fixed on the masterful yoga displayed in front of us.
Jesse S
upside down. deep breath. I know who I am inside and now it’s down to share that with you. cool breeze. tight hands. you don’t know who i am and here you still can’t feel me.
Owen
I STRETCH AND I’M DECENT AT IT IN ALL OF MY NONATHLETICISM doesn’t realy fit to caps lock so i offed the capslock. I wish I could do it more but time’s a bitch and I can’t. Still though makes me feel nice that I can do any other sport like activity. not sure it ualifies as a sport.
j
yoga is supposed to be calming, helping you to breathe, and relax, and get your mind of things. sleeping is my yoga. i take a deep breath, exhale, and the rest of the world doesn’t exist for a little while. my body doesn’t feel so tense, and everything seems less important. isn’t that what yoga is supposed to be? i’ve never done yoga, but that’s how i imagine it. i guess the “mmmmm” is if you snore.
brittany.
my mom goes to yoga all the time
i went once but i wasn’t flexible
caitlin
i know someone who is a yoga instructor. we’ve known her for several years now, and from time to time we watch her son while she teaches classes or goes to trainings. she’s a very nice woman and a good mother. as for yoga, i don’t know much about it, really. i can’t really do many poses, and i have yet to
ronnie
namaste
poses
sensual
peace
excersize
relax
movement
yoga mat
gym
flexible
ilariel
You aint artsier than we…
Just cause you speak real soft and drink Chia tea…
Danny - Grouch Source
beding your body and bending your mind.
yoga takes the world and puts it into perspective
it molds yourself to make everything appear different
you change.
but for the better
YOGA BITCHES.
nicole
A yoga pose is a swan. Even warrior pose is. It’s soft and frightening, strong and graceful. Swan song, swan song, swan song… That is a real song. The title… I mean.
ZR
i love yoga. it is so relaxing. Just lovely, yoga is.
Anonymous
i fuckin hate yoga.
Anonymous
Yoga is for everyone, even though I haven’t been able to do it since my spinal surgery.
Mary Lou Wynegar
another word, please :)
Anonymous
I think it’s kind of lame. I’ve tried it a million times, always with good intentions, and then three courses in, staring at someone’s butt in spandex, I realize that I like spending my time doing other things. But people who do yoga just look good, so I always get tricked into doing it again. They also sell it to you in different ways.
Miss P
twisted positions that hurt your legs but make you very flexible, although it takes a while to learn these positions, it hurts. i think i already said that
Anonymous
i wish i knew more about yoga, it seems like something that would benefit me mentally as well as physically. i’ve been having major muscle pain and i think it’s definitely something that yoga could help.
aaron
Yoga makes me think of yogurt. I’ve never done yoga, but I love yogurt. Particularly the chocolate mousse flavor that Yoplait makes. I really like fruity flavors too, but not blueberry. Yuck. Blueberry anything is just disgusting.
Yoga is extremely hard; Ive tried it once and it made me more frustrated than it did relax me. It is on FitTV every morning, sometimes I feel movtiated to do it, but most of the time I don’t.
hot women bending over and stretching to unimaginable positions that will only leave you thinking why you dont have a girl that can do some of the things you see in yoga. these are some fine women.
stretching, inner peace, great way to find a date, mostly women it would seem, something I’m horrid at but wish i could do. i cant think with this music playing. y shape balance oh my its yellow eep yoga seems fun huh
There were men on tv doing yoga while smoking pot non-stop from dusk till dawn for the religious experience. Women learned to love their fellow women in the most intimate ways. And the world refused to end.
bikram hot yoga. It’s incredibly difficult but you really get in touch with who you are.
calm of breath and body and mind and i press my hands together at my breast and I can breathe and breathe. downward dog was always too much for me but i can rest in child’s pose and feel like a woman with my knees digging against the floor and my lungs sighing and sighing. I can only think sometime when I am there and standing and so full of breath.
And there she was, the most feminine bear in Jellystone Park. The national park staff had thought they had tagged all teh bears. the troublesome Yogi was well established… but this new bear, she was something to behold.
My new breath. My reason to stand up straight. The reason I can stand up straight. Why I will continue to stand up straight and breath deep.
relax hate noyes despise discomfort stretch life time sundays pants exercise breathing helpful meditating
im terrified of starting yoga, i feel like you have to be good at yoga before you take a beginner level class. And what will my body look like in all of those different positions..i should probably work out and go on a diet before i put on my yoga pants. will it really have a calming effect?
I’ve only tried bikram once. I was discouraged by the heat – my aversion to it – and the fact that I turn the color of a fire hydrant when I get even slightly warm. But i went – in my sports bra and shorts and sweated and sweated and sweated onto my yoga mat. It was sort of cathartic, in the end.
The yoga instructor was new. She walked into the room and sat on the mat, lifting her leg above her head like some kind of alien, or a character in a movie. No one there could ever do that, this was a class for seniors. No one dared to talk to her, she might think they were interested in pursuing the arts.
“Yogawhole”–the slogan’s painted on the outside of my mom’s friend’s house, where she teaches yoga classes. My dad makes fun of it, saying it sounds too conspicuously like another kind of hole. I sometimes think about the women who take these lessons, and their SUVs and Starbucks and children. Does yoga make them whole, or just ‘holes?
Yoga is something that I have never tried. It appears to be interesting. Lots of stretching. It seems to be a peaceful thing to do. Just looks a little boring to me. I like more motion.
yoga is a many splendored way of living, being and walling yourself off from the distractions of life. sometimes i hate yoga
i hate yoga it makes yo flexible in body only, not really i’m just jealous. it took her away!!! waaaaaaahhhhh
I am not very good a yoga. Flexibility is not my strength. I fell that if I was good at yoga I might feel better in life. I want to feel more relaxed and I think yoga would be a good at lower my stress level.
still, fun, quiet place to conentrate on nothing… its cool. very flexible… for the rich living in the moment…..nothing too cool aobut it tight clothes blue black lace nothing black sugar
not worth it. doesnt work.
yoga is something my boyfriend and i can do together to end a stressful day or to start our morning off right. it’s relaxing and i enjoy the meditative state it can put me in. i’d like to think it makes me more physically fit, but i do it more for the mental and spiritual aspects.
i never really understood yoga. i know it means you’re supposed to stretch and become one with the earth and nature and salute the sun and all that grand new-age shit, but really, if i wanna get more flexible, i’ll stretch, if i wanna get more in touch with nature i’ll go for a walk. it’s a silly fad, i think, but it’s getting more and more popular. it’s not the kind of thing guys do.
yoga brings me to a state that is unlike anything else. you can lift weights and work out and all of that, but it doesn’t change your mind like yoga does. at the end, you get to meditate, which might be the coolest thing ever. imagine lying on a floor in your apartment, but in actuality, you’re on a beach, with the gulls cawing and the waves crashing and the sun beating down on you
The guru sat on the hot coals as we watched. Jake sipped his tea beside me, eyes wide and fixed on the masterful yoga displayed in front of us.
upside down. deep breath. I know who I am inside and now it’s down to share that with you. cool breeze. tight hands. you don’t know who i am and here you still can’t feel me.
I STRETCH AND I’M DECENT AT IT IN ALL OF MY NONATHLETICISM doesn’t realy fit to caps lock so i offed the capslock. I wish I could do it more but time’s a bitch and I can’t. Still though makes me feel nice that I can do any other sport like activity. not sure it ualifies as a sport.
yoga is supposed to be calming, helping you to breathe, and relax, and get your mind of things. sleeping is my yoga. i take a deep breath, exhale, and the rest of the world doesn’t exist for a little while. my body doesn’t feel so tense, and everything seems less important. isn’t that what yoga is supposed to be? i’ve never done yoga, but that’s how i imagine it. i guess the “mmmmm” is if you snore.
my mom goes to yoga all the time
i went once but i wasn’t flexible
i know someone who is a yoga instructor. we’ve known her for several years now, and from time to time we watch her son while she teaches classes or goes to trainings. she’s a very nice woman and a good mother. as for yoga, i don’t know much about it, really. i can’t really do many poses, and i have yet to
namaste
poses
sensual
peace
excersize
relax
movement
yoga mat
gym
flexible
You aint artsier than we…
Just cause you speak real soft and drink Chia tea…
beding your body and bending your mind.
yoga takes the world and puts it into perspective
it molds yourself to make everything appear different
you change.
but for the better
YOGA BITCHES.
A yoga pose is a swan. Even warrior pose is. It’s soft and frightening, strong and graceful. Swan song, swan song, swan song… That is a real song. The title… I mean.
i love yoga. it is so relaxing. Just lovely, yoga is.
i fuckin hate yoga.
Yoga is for everyone, even though I haven’t been able to do it since my spinal surgery.
another word, please :)
I think it’s kind of lame. I’ve tried it a million times, always with good intentions, and then three courses in, staring at someone’s butt in spandex, I realize that I like spending my time doing other things. But people who do yoga just look good, so I always get tricked into doing it again. They also sell it to you in different ways.
twisted positions that hurt your legs but make you very flexible, although it takes a while to learn these positions, it hurts. i think i already said that
i wish i knew more about yoga, it seems like something that would benefit me mentally as well as physically. i’ve been having major muscle pain and i think it’s definitely something that yoga could help.
Yoga makes me think of yogurt. I’ve never done yoga, but I love yogurt. Particularly the chocolate mousse flavor that Yoplait makes. I really like fruity flavors too, but not blueberry. Yuck. Blueberry anything is just disgusting.