yoga

January 24th, 2010 | 381 Entries

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381 Entries for “yoga”

  1. relaxing, forms and shapes that you can mold your body into. the breathing calms and your chest heaves with satisfaction as your muscles relax when the strain is freed. there is beauty in the waxing crescent that you pull from the side of your body, in the way yoga works for your mind and soul. there are things tied to seeming calm.

    celine grajo
  2. I do not do yoga I am scared my back will get stuck in one of those werid positions and I will be in so much pain and won’t be able to move.

    Meee
  3. i dont want to write anything about yoga…

    mike
  4. yoga is good for health

    Anonymous
  5. silly. i feel like its pointless and just frustrates me. im not a cat… or a tree. thanks though. i’ll keep doing kick boxing

    hillary
  6. stupid people lying down moms trying to lose weight women, women, women, oh so peaceful yeah right. mats. black pants. wifebeater. maybe some bamboo in the background. i hate yoga. you have to be at least 30 to do yoga. and you have to have a baby or be pregnant or want one.

    Caroline
  7. Yoga is something that only middle aged women who have lost themselves do to make themselves feel important. It goes hand in hand with latte’s, wine, and sex in the city. I associate yoga with single women.

    Kaymonstar
  8. relaxing, meditating, streaching. yoga allows you to free your mind and not think adn to just be. it is a great way for me to start and end my day and i am just bulshitting cause i’m just trying to write a lot.. i don’t even know why i am cause i don’t know what this is forrrrrrrrrr

    mary
  9. downward facing dog. i need to do that. calming tree pose. flexibility. it’ll make you better at sex. namaste. hot yoga is the best….it makes you sweat intensely. yoga has difficult positions…but its fun.

    jessica
  10. YOOO! YO dude!! Over here man! gahh this is so frustrating. RIGHT HERE BUDDY!
    YOOOOOOOO!!!!! gah…

    oli
  11. strechhhhhhhh breath mom mat studio dance gas funnyyy headache kevin ouch tiredddddddddddddd

    jedd
  12. I rolled out my yoga mat, turned on my music, and stretched out on the map. It didn’t occur to me how high my stress level was until I heard my roommate’s voice, “Wake up, sleepyhead. I don’t think yoga’s supposed to relax you that much!”

    kirylin
  13. i love fucking people in crazy positions. that’s why I go to yoga. to make my body limber and lithe. I learn all kinds of new tricks and stuff, then I fuck like a maniac. yoga is a good thing.

    julia poe
  14. yoga is relaxing, calm, and a good way to work out. i want to try to do yoga. it seems really peaceful, and i want to relax myself more, and i need to work out more. i would want to get a kickass yoga mat as well. i hope i can find a class.

    bailey
  15. sun salutations. stretching. releasing bad energy. taking in good. expecting the best. opening your mind and body for a wonderful day.

    sara
  16. the yoga instructor smiled as he saw me stretch backwards into a bridge perfectly, gracefully, without help. his smile melted me. id hold this painful pose forever for that smile..and then he shifted his gaze to the blonde with huge tits, and I knew he had the hots for her and not me. that was the last time i went to his yoga studio

    Linnessa
  17. the yoga class began like any other day, except for one thing. There was a new student today. Jenna the instructor welcomed him and he sat down on the mat right next to me. I didn’t know what to do so i just smiled and kept going. It turned out to be one of the most humiliating 30 minutes of my life. Where ever could I start?

    Monica Multer
  18. I think yoga is good. It is healthy for the body and mind. You can be relaxed while burning calories and getting a little healthier. BEing relaxed can also make you happier, which is another plus. We should all make time out of our day to do

    Kiki
  19. yoga seems like it is a very peaceful form of exercise, it appears that people who do yoga thoroughly enjoy the the relaxation that comes along with a mild physical work out.

    T
  20. It’s a very nice way to get everything off your mind. Stress, worries, it’s even a way to get very healthy. it calms your mind. Eases your soul. Probably even makes you more flexible.I’ve never done yoga, but i actually really want to try.

    April
  21. Yoga is one of those things you feel like you want to do, would be rewarding and would make you an interesting person….but you just don’t

    I’ve tried it. I’s hard! If was fun and I tend to be flexible…. but i don’t

    Dennis
  22. I’ve tried yoga, I’ve watched yoga, I know people that do yoga and believe me I can’t do yoga.

    Christian
  23. pants sweat. yoga is fun. i like yoga. steamy yoga. yoga makes you sexy. yoga on mondays. yoga yoga yoga. hot male yoga teacher. oh yes, i love yoga. yoga stretches me out. yoga is a stress reliever. yoga is a fun activity. i love yoga. yoga yoga yoga. hahahahahaha. yoga. football. players. men.

    lala.
  24. breathe

    Anonymous
  25. pants! he loves my yoga pants cause they make my butt look good. and theyre really thin and yeah. i dont know how to do yoga, but they do yoga in hes just not that into you, the girl is a yoga instructor. and he cheatso n his wife with her. hes hot though. but that doesnt make it okay

    TAYLOR
  26. My mom and I tried yoga once it didn’t seem to relax so much as tense me up made me feel rather inadequate, really of course that may have been partially due to the fact that it was a “10 min” work out tape so they were trying to cram a lot of yoga in but it still made me feel rather dejected and oh god the pain…

    Amanda H.
  27. You love this feeling.
    One way to help your body.
    Get out of the house and make yourself feel better.
    All you want it to be happy.

    k
  28. calm peaceful state of the body and the mind helping you clear out and balance your system. reach a point where you feel good with yourself, and maybe feel one with your mind and body. a smile, a stretch is all is takes to relax the stomach that has been piling up stress during the whole day

    Lana
  29. yoga is awesome it helps you calm down nd focus your thoughts it helps you to become more in touch with yourself and to become healthier and more flexible. yoga is something older nd middle aged ppl do and yea…

    phil
  30. Yoga is where you are told to stick your elbow in your ear and your left knee will feel better. I don’t understand, why would people purposefully put themselves in a situation where a great deal of pain is involved? People say it gives them mental clarity, but I think there’s some man somewhere paying people to say these things, because not only is it painful but you look stupid while doing it.

    Sarah
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    Anonymous
  32. Yoga. Yoda. Star Wars. Star Trek. Trek. Hike. Mountain. Trees. Lumberjack. Beard. Mustache. Hair. Chest hair (yuck!). You.

    j
  33. Yoga makes you feel silly. It’s supposed to relax you, isn’t it? And maybe it does. Just not in the way you were expecting. How can you take stretching seriously when you’re in a room full of out of shape, spandex-clad simpletons bending over in your face?

    Jessie
  34. Every Thursday morning I woke up to the sound of it. It wasn’t peaceful, it wasn’t annoying. It just was. I couldn’t believe anyone was ever awake that early to actually partake in it. Yoga. Yoga? Really? At 8 in the morning? Of course I knew it probably woke you up. Of course I knew all the benefits of it. But when the yoga instructors voice was beating down through the tiles on the ceiling above me all I could think to do was pull my pillow over my head and go back to sleep.

    Lauren
  35. yoga is a way to release stress and renew your soul. It is an amazing gift to your body and your inner being. yoga is peace.

    danielle
  36. meditation, i love it. keeps me healthy and connecting with inner feelings and emotions. keeps me pure

    jessie
  37. sucks compared to pilates. it’s also expensive and hyped-up. why not jazzercizing again like in the 80’s? at least those people look more happy doing it.

    bird
  38. i love yoga. it makes girls butts look good. so nice and firm you can bounce a quarter off it, or maybe crack a walnut. i like going to classes just to see girls bending over. its nice. i dont know whats going on.

    Lord Jeebus
  39. i really dont like yoga. its for people who are bendy, pretty stupid, i think. who would want to try to stand on your head?! i won’t.

    Holly
  40. I wish that I did more yoga… I think that it would be really good for my body and soul. I love the poses and stretching my body out and the way it makes me feel more balanced. I would love to do yoga in the sunshine in a grassy park. I like to stretch before I work out and I think yoga would really help that. I think it would help me lose weight too.

    Alexandria Richard