jacob

jacob

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I never once appreciated sunlight. You take it for granted, and assume it'll always be there. Keeping you warm, growing your food, helping you see... It's day 32 and I miss the Sun.

walk

I mean no harm; I come in peace. I come from a place where 'walk' rhymes with 'pork'.

Use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, use a coaster, never mind there's a stain now might as well not bother. Damn.

jazz

Scibbedy boo bop n dap dap wibbedy wop bop Schniggedy bop bop doo boo bop doo shlap bap Wibbedy wap doo wap wap, schiggedy doo bop bop bong

(I'm a tad drunk so let's see what happens) There was an incredible divide between the groups. One worshipped a God who was made of ham, and another worshipped a God made of rice pudding. They argued over who was tastier, and bombed each other because they insisted they preferred ham/ rice pudding. This is basically religion summed up.

Chuckles the clown was that one kid who failed every class. He dropped out of clown school in his first year and lived a life on the road, impressing people with his juggling for food. He didn't laugh so much.

punch

I make a delicious punch. It has oranges, strawberries, bananas, limes- all sorts of fruit. It has a bit of alcohol in it too. Gives it a nice kick. Great for parties.

pouch

As long as they don't check my pouch I'll be fine. As long as they don't see it, or frisk me, or call me up for a random search, it'll be okay. As long as long as long. I hope I get away with this.

I don't often go upstairs. I daren't go there when the light bulb is broken, because of the man up there with the long arms. So I stay in the basement.

hats

The man who sold hats stood on the corner, watching the world go by. No-one took notice, the shops sell better ones, don't they? But they don't got so much soul.

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writing since 2010 · 11 entries · 11 days shown up

each square is a day—lit means Jacob showed up.

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on this day 16 years ago

Jacob wrote about tilt
“It was an interesting sight. It was a building, at an exact 45 degree angle to the Earth, as if suspended by invisible pillars. It wasn't.”

the words Jacob reaches for

coasterbopdoowapclownfoodworshippedgodhamricepuddingboodapwibbedyinterestingsight