lizzardmonster
I sit with the game's controller in my hand, and I wonder what it would be like to be a character in this game, one without any free will. It makes me sad to think some people go through life like that.
Most sports are completely pointless. Then there's Quidditch. The rush of air, the skill, the freedom! I'd play all day, every day. If only it was real.
Life in a drain isn't much fun. I mean, the slime mold isn't very good company, neither are the shed hairs. And when people pee in the shower? Disgusting! What I'd give to be anything but a spider in a drain-pipe...