sarahatb
Winged rainbow dash flys around, she be's bold.
YA WANNA KNOW HOW SHE ACTS GO WATCH MY FROGGIN LITTLE PONY. ITS ON NETFLIX. GO.
BEWARE. Of. The. Freaks. Who. Type. Like. This. With. A. Period. After. Every. Word. OMG ITS SO ANNOYING.
beware OF THAT BOOTAAAAAAY, BEWAAAAARREEE OF THAT BOOOTAAAY. {Boot I mean. Not like BUTT, boot. like ya know the little bootie little babies wear, yeah that.} THE BOOTIES GONNA COME AND EAT YOUR FAAAACE. IT GOES RAAAAWR IN THE NIIIIIGHT. Thank you, yes I am delusional.
BEWARE. Of the leaky toilets in your house. {Or toilet} It loves to leak, and while your cleaning up after it, it loves to eat you. then flush you. and then your in the sewer, and THEN. YOU HAVE TO WALK ALL THE FROGGIN WAY HOME. RAAAAGE QUIT!!!!
BEWARE, LOOK IN YOUR CLOSET, YOUR BED. YOUR UNDIES, ANYWHERE FOR ME!!!! BEWWWAAAAREEEEE.
My dog is a fat goat that wears my underwear, and likes to make me beware of her poopies, because she likes to eat other dogs, and then make underwear out of their fur, and she gives the underwear to me, and then steals it, and wears it. Pretending that I made her wear it.