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Ambrose Burnside said to his men,
"you missed 2 spots, so shave me again"
however his men said to mr burnside,
"youre one sexy captain so just let it ride"
shot Abe in the back of the head
while watching a play and left him for dead.
writing since 2011 · 2 entries · 2 days shown up
each square is a day—lit means Abraham showed up.
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the words Abraham reaches for
burnsideshotabeheadwatchingplaydeadambrosemissedspotsshavehoweveryouresexycaptainride