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He looked at the ticket expecting to lose. Indeed, he was right. Fortunately, he noticed that in the smallest print possible there was additional text. It said "Scratch this ticket with a nickel" to try again."
His reputation tarnished now he wondered what he would do from her eon out. He couldn't help himself. It was there for the taking. It was just so appetizing but forbidden.
It made his mouth water.
Damn loving bacon and being a muslim sucks.
He scratched the ticket thinking today is the day. Today is the day. I get to leave this god awful place.
Instead, he was shocked when he found that his ticket read: "Please check in at the executioners office".
Fuck!