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Sinking ship? Since when am I in the ocean? I sometimes get sea sick. Oh God, I feel it in my stomach, it's coming up. Oh wait, my ship is sinking. Who even has ships? Pirates? Aren't they like off the radar? Sink Sink Sink. Sinking. Bye.

discovery

Oh my God. Kill me now, I just did discovery, two times. I've clicked "one word" twice before this. This really pisses me off. Don't you just love how I'm a huge troll. TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL. My minute is almost up. Goodbye. TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL.

discovery

I refuse to do this word again. I just did discovery and it almost killed me. Dying of boredom isn't actually fun. I doubt it's even possible. Don't you love how I just went off topic? Oh well. Discovery...

discovery

Discovery channel is really boring. It has a lot of documentaries that nobody really cares about. Only freaks who sit alone at their computers on a Friday night while everyone else it out partying. I dislike those people. They scare me. But I used to be one of them, could you ever believe that? A pretty girl like me watching Discovery Channel? Ha, no. My minute is gone.

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Jessica wrote about sinking
“Sinking ship? Since when am I in the ocean? I sometimes get sea sick. Oh God, I feel it in my stomach, it's coming up. Oh wait, my ship is sinking. Who even has ships? Pirates? Aren't they like…”

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