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The Morality Core was installed into GLaDOS by a guy on a quest to save the world from the hungry cannibalistic potatoes. The cannibalistic potatoes were a problem because they ate all the regular potatoes, so no one could have mashed potatoes or French fries anymore. So GLaDOS killed all the potatoes with neurotoxin.

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Maybe Black Mesa would helpm me out on my quest. GLaDOS didn't think so. Apparently it was a joke. At least I have cake. I'd better have cake because it's a required key item on this quest. Except it's not a key item; it's possible to sell the cake and then the quest will be impossible to complete.

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We do what we must because we can. For example, we go to the bathroom on the pile of clothes sitting in the hallway just because it's there. I don't know whose clothes that is, but they won't be wanting it back, I'll tell you that. They're ugly clothes anyway. I shouldn't say anymore; that belongs in part 4 of my confessions.

The two people kissed on the edge of the cliff. Roxanne gripped her boyfriend passionately and they rolled around on the ground. Unfortunately, they accidentally fell off. As they were falling, Derek thought that maybe this was a really stupid idea. Then they went splat.

The car's engine was overheating. Cybersix got out to check, but she forgot that the car was still moving and so rolled down the road until she was stopped by a Companion Cube that had been left in the road for some reason. Probably GLaDOS was trying to get someone to run over it.

GLaDOS killed Dumbledore by pushing him in front of Thomas the Tnandk engine. This was very embarrassing because Thomas apparently could not even spell hjis own tilele or anything else for that matter why am I typing so badly I don't even know it's because GLaDSO won't give me cake isn't it?

The grasshopper was made of porcelain. His body was protected from the turrets because apparently they could not shoot through porcelain that strong. Chell kidnapped the cricket so she could kill him and wear his exoskeleton as armor because she hated those crickets so much and she also hated the turrets.

The bees were crashing down around the china shop because they were also made of china and they were seven feet long. The other insects were all jealous because they were only made of deformed wine glasses that weren't even glass, but only cheap plastic. This was really bad because they kept melting when they went to the incinerator to burn the Companion Cubes.

Why did he disregard Pete Pan's orders? The Companion Cube was supposed to go into the portal that led to Captain Hook's ship, but Tinkerbell had shot the portal to Skull Mountain instead. Or was it Skull Island... no, it was Skull Rock. You know, taht place with the machine that glitches the game if you ignore it.

"I wish you would just disregard my statement. This puzzle is impossible, and that is a fact." The player glared at GLaDoS and killed her with a portal gun made of cheese cake. The cheese was a lie, but the cake was entirely true, and she was weak against cake that is a truth.

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