there was a mess on her. not a mask, not a lie,
but an apron.
something to be taken off when everything is over.
infinity.
The measly little nurse knealed down to take the tray from the oven. She was a small lady, with a pinched little nose and rosy cheeks. She had devoted her life to working for this family. She noticed one of the children living in the household was now standing beside her tugging at her faded apron. “Are the cookies done now, nurse?” “Yes, they are, but we need to wait for them to cool dear, so you don’t burn yourself.” “Aw..” the girl sheepishly replied. The woman patted the girls soft braids and took out the tray and placed it next to the open window to cool.
Jordyn
yesterday my grandma bought me an apron, it was beautiful and green i loved it. Then she told me to wear it for dinner at night. I did. She felt so proud that gave me a huge humongous hug. Then she told all my family how awesome it was.
Gavi
hello apron!
who are you? or should i say what are you? what’s your meaning? english is not my native language but im sure i know what you mean, i just remember reading you on a nintendo 64 wrestling game.
mau
my momma wears an apron.
anne kelly
My mother used to have an apron with tiny flowers painted all over it-orchids. She told me that orchids were the flower of love, so that when she wore the apron, she was making our food with love, that love was helping her create a meal out of practically nothing.
Ciara Brown
Domestics sucked. Truly,honestly, sucked. Thank God she had grown up as a country girl or her three children would be starving right now. Well, her husband was a country boy so he knew how to cook too, but that was beside the point. Cooking she could handle. She could do it as long as she didn’t have to wear an apron. Those sucked too.
Valiant Wraithe
She wore it every day that she cooked, a yellow apron with faded blue patches with a design of white sprigs of flowers on them. I held it after she died, and it was cold; I couldn’t remember what had once been for a moment, unable to recall her face, her smell, her voice.
For the first time since her eyes closed, I wept.
Tintin LaChance
Aprons, aprons remind me of a fifties mom, or maybe a pin-up from the same era. They are not very attractive pieces of clothing, by any means.
Sarah
She put the apron on, tying it behind her like she always did. Dutiful housewife and mother to the end. She’d never thought she’d end up here like this. She’d always had much bigger dreams. Dreams of becoming a world famous actress with money she could spend on charity and
Rosalin
Baily wiped her flour-covered hands on the apron wrapped neatly around her waist, beaming proudly at the delicious pie she had created all on her own in front of her. Taking a crumb and nibbling on it, she untied the apron and hung it on the hook nearby.
Lily
“Thank you,” She said faintly. An…apron. A kitty faced apron, but who was she to complain?
“Er, it’s really nice.” She tacked on, a bit desperately.
“If you press the nose, it’ll make a meowing noise!”
Oh.
Oh, dear.
Vicis
they are used to make sure you don’t ruin your birthday suit when you are cooking a meal for your loved one. traditionally coming in many different shapes and sizes to suit every cooking need. They sometimes come with pockets also.
Craig McConnell
yes a pr on a string is a be-you-tiful thing
me
cooking
sherry
cooking all day in the kitchen get you some food to eat so its not all that bad to put on an apron and look like an house wife from the 1950’s. Its a given
venus
What one wears when cooking; stay at home mom; woman; funny phrase; white or colorful; kids; food; cookcookcook; messy; red; pretty hair; nice; never worn anymore;
miranda
when i wore the apron i always felt like making muffins. i prefer the muffin tops. top of the muffin to you!
just kidding i also like brownies and stuff but especially pot brownies. i wonder if you could make pot blueberry muffins?
i’d wear the ugliest apron to make those bad boys. mmmmmmmm.
michelle
The apron was engulfed in flames as my little girl screamed “help me Daddy!”
Daddy
The apron of the stage was filled with actors. The one representing the rest was saying how wonderful it was to work with such an amazing cast. She was very thankful.
Carlos Royal
i translated a play from spanish to english. it was called “el delantal blanco” – the white apron. it was really funny but my translation sucked. sort of represents my life, really. i think of things that are interesting, and then i try to communicate them and they come out as the dullest things imaginable.
grace h
She was wearing an apron, and nothing else. I couldn’t think of anything sexier at that moment.
I awoke that morning to the smell of bacon and eggs. As I walked into the kitchen, there she was. Wearing her apron, and nothing else.
S
Why they make you wear a apron just to work at Hallmark is beyond me.
Why the thing is big to fit around two men is even more questionable.
I literally have to wrap the strings around my belly twice before I can tie it and get it to stay on.
JR
i dont have an apron. my granddad has an apron that he wears when he barbecues pork. It has a picture of a cartoon pig on it. i dont remember what is says. i do remember that it is red. He only wears it when barbecuing pork shoulders. He built a grill that will hold 10 shoulders at one time.
Lee
Wow, I cant believe another fathers day another lame gift. Why is that when you manage to get the kids to understand that socks and undies are not a cool present they manage to find yet another thing you just don’t want.
Pete pj-adams@operamail.com
Cooking, my mom never cooks.
I wish she did more, because when she does, it kinda makes me feel like we’re all a family again.
You know? But she just doesn’t care.
Brittany Cater
Aprons are good because they keep the junk that you’re cooking with off of your clothes. They are good as long as they are a little loose. Too tight and it can be constricting. Chefs are the main apron wearers as they need them in their everyday profession.
Thomas Roy Petahtegoose - Pgoosetom@hotmail.com
attachment. I think apron strings and an inability to let go. I see conservative cook and smell something yummy. Homey, warmth connectedness, mother, and nurturing.
Teeny
So what on earth WERE we thinking when we chucked the aprons? Two incones, costs instantly doubled.. and who’s looking after the family? Who’s being the natural healers? The ones gathering and sharing history and traditions through stories?
Janet
The mother just put on her apron to make some cookies. First, she sifted some flower and then added sugar. Next came the chocolate chips and then, they were ready to bake for the children who would be home at 3pm.
rob
mohter never wore an apron she was happy in the kitchen even when no one wanted anything to eat she is a born feeder in fac ti blame my over weight to her feeding me sugar sandwiches
i am still fat because i have no impulse control
Anuk
my grandmother’s apron possesses magic. whenever i wear it, everything turns out tastier. pies are sweeter, meat more juicy. meals full of her love. i miss her.
layla macoran
I think about cooking when I think apron. My mom used to wear aprons when she baked cookies it tasted soo good. The only other thing I could think about aprons is that they can be used as various sexual tools. I will leave your mind to imagination.
asdf
the apron hangs on the shelf. the shelf is filled with many things, but mostly it is empty. not empty because it lacks things on its surface, but empty because it reflects the extra chair at the dinner table and the extra bed in the kids’ room. She loved to cook. it was one of Her favorite things.
oh goodness sometimes i miss Her so much i can hardly breathe.
Aaron S.
I love to wear aprons. I guess it makes me remember cooking with my grandma and mom when I was little. People bring me aprons from all over the world. Some are way too pretty to wear. I really use my aprons, wiping my hands on them and getting them pretty messy. I prefer full aprons, not just half aprons. You can bring me an apron from any country in the world.
Marcia
My mother wore this . I never use this myself. I made one with my daughter. It seems strange to me how things go back to what they were before. It can be plane or simple
KG
Here apron was sitting on her waist with checkered squares. She moved around the kitchen effortlessly, the apron flowing around her body, as a whisper in the wind. Her competence and confidence apparent in every move. It
curious
and he walked into the room
with nothing but an apron on
and turned around to show his bare butt.
finally,
some appreciation around here.
stephanie
she heard his cry from the kitchen and hurried outside, he was lying face down in the dust having tripped over a tree root protruding above the ground, tears mixed with dirt streaked his face. She gathered him into her arms and wiped the tears away with the corner of her apron, kissing him gently to soothe the hurt….
jade
Kangaroo mama got an apron in her soul. She didn’t mean to be born. She didn’t mean to give birth to a little fucker who would just hang out in her apron all day, eating all her cookies and smoking all her cigarettes. She kicked him out of the apron when he turned 19, and he met another kangaroo mama and jumped into her apron. He broke her heart and ate all her cookies too.
there was a mess on her. not a mask, not a lie,
but an apron.
something to be taken off when everything is over.
The measly little nurse knealed down to take the tray from the oven. She was a small lady, with a pinched little nose and rosy cheeks. She had devoted her life to working for this family. She noticed one of the children living in the household was now standing beside her tugging at her faded apron. “Are the cookies done now, nurse?” “Yes, they are, but we need to wait for them to cool dear, so you don’t burn yourself.” “Aw..” the girl sheepishly replied. The woman patted the girls soft braids and took out the tray and placed it next to the open window to cool.
yesterday my grandma bought me an apron, it was beautiful and green i loved it. Then she told me to wear it for dinner at night. I did. She felt so proud that gave me a huge humongous hug. Then she told all my family how awesome it was.
hello apron!
who are you? or should i say what are you? what’s your meaning? english is not my native language but im sure i know what you mean, i just remember reading you on a nintendo 64 wrestling game.
my momma wears an apron.
My mother used to have an apron with tiny flowers painted all over it-orchids. She told me that orchids were the flower of love, so that when she wore the apron, she was making our food with love, that love was helping her create a meal out of practically nothing.
Domestics sucked. Truly,honestly, sucked. Thank God she had grown up as a country girl or her three children would be starving right now. Well, her husband was a country boy so he knew how to cook too, but that was beside the point. Cooking she could handle. She could do it as long as she didn’t have to wear an apron. Those sucked too.
She wore it every day that she cooked, a yellow apron with faded blue patches with a design of white sprigs of flowers on them. I held it after she died, and it was cold; I couldn’t remember what had once been for a moment, unable to recall her face, her smell, her voice.
For the first time since her eyes closed, I wept.
Aprons, aprons remind me of a fifties mom, or maybe a pin-up from the same era. They are not very attractive pieces of clothing, by any means.
She put the apron on, tying it behind her like she always did. Dutiful housewife and mother to the end. She’d never thought she’d end up here like this. She’d always had much bigger dreams. Dreams of becoming a world famous actress with money she could spend on charity and
Baily wiped her flour-covered hands on the apron wrapped neatly around her waist, beaming proudly at the delicious pie she had created all on her own in front of her. Taking a crumb and nibbling on it, she untied the apron and hung it on the hook nearby.
“Thank you,” She said faintly. An…apron. A kitty faced apron, but who was she to complain?
“Er, it’s really nice.” She tacked on, a bit desperately.
“If you press the nose, it’ll make a meowing noise!”
Oh.
Oh, dear.
they are used to make sure you don’t ruin your birthday suit when you are cooking a meal for your loved one. traditionally coming in many different shapes and sizes to suit every cooking need. They sometimes come with pockets also.
yes a pr on a string is a be-you-tiful thing
cooking
cooking all day in the kitchen get you some food to eat so its not all that bad to put on an apron and look like an house wife from the 1950’s. Its a given
What one wears when cooking; stay at home mom; woman; funny phrase; white or colorful; kids; food; cookcookcook; messy; red; pretty hair; nice; never worn anymore;
when i wore the apron i always felt like making muffins. i prefer the muffin tops. top of the muffin to you!
just kidding i also like brownies and stuff but especially pot brownies. i wonder if you could make pot blueberry muffins?
i’d wear the ugliest apron to make those bad boys. mmmmmmmm.
The apron was engulfed in flames as my little girl screamed “help me Daddy!”
The apron of the stage was filled with actors. The one representing the rest was saying how wonderful it was to work with such an amazing cast. She was very thankful.
i translated a play from spanish to english. it was called “el delantal blanco” – the white apron. it was really funny but my translation sucked. sort of represents my life, really. i think of things that are interesting, and then i try to communicate them and they come out as the dullest things imaginable.
She was wearing an apron, and nothing else. I couldn’t think of anything sexier at that moment.
I awoke that morning to the smell of bacon and eggs. As I walked into the kitchen, there she was. Wearing her apron, and nothing else.
Why they make you wear a apron just to work at Hallmark is beyond me.
Why the thing is big to fit around two men is even more questionable.
I literally have to wrap the strings around my belly twice before I can tie it and get it to stay on.
i dont have an apron. my granddad has an apron that he wears when he barbecues pork. It has a picture of a cartoon pig on it. i dont remember what is says. i do remember that it is red. He only wears it when barbecuing pork shoulders. He built a grill that will hold 10 shoulders at one time.
Wow, I cant believe another fathers day another lame gift. Why is that when you manage to get the kids to understand that socks and undies are not a cool present they manage to find yet another thing you just don’t want.
Cooking, my mom never cooks.
I wish she did more, because when she does, it kinda makes me feel like we’re all a family again.
You know? But she just doesn’t care.
Aprons are good because they keep the junk that you’re cooking with off of your clothes. They are good as long as they are a little loose. Too tight and it can be constricting. Chefs are the main apron wearers as they need them in their everyday profession.
attachment. I think apron strings and an inability to let go. I see conservative cook and smell something yummy. Homey, warmth connectedness, mother, and nurturing.
So what on earth WERE we thinking when we chucked the aprons? Two incones, costs instantly doubled.. and who’s looking after the family? Who’s being the natural healers? The ones gathering and sharing history and traditions through stories?
The mother just put on her apron to make some cookies. First, she sifted some flower and then added sugar. Next came the chocolate chips and then, they were ready to bake for the children who would be home at 3pm.
mohter never wore an apron she was happy in the kitchen even when no one wanted anything to eat she is a born feeder in fac ti blame my over weight to her feeding me sugar sandwiches
i am still fat because i have no impulse control
my grandmother’s apron possesses magic. whenever i wear it, everything turns out tastier. pies are sweeter, meat more juicy. meals full of her love. i miss her.
I think about cooking when I think apron. My mom used to wear aprons when she baked cookies it tasted soo good. The only other thing I could think about aprons is that they can be used as various sexual tools. I will leave your mind to imagination.
the apron hangs on the shelf. the shelf is filled with many things, but mostly it is empty. not empty because it lacks things on its surface, but empty because it reflects the extra chair at the dinner table and the extra bed in the kids’ room. She loved to cook. it was one of Her favorite things.
oh goodness sometimes i miss Her so much i can hardly breathe.
I love to wear aprons. I guess it makes me remember cooking with my grandma and mom when I was little. People bring me aprons from all over the world. Some are way too pretty to wear. I really use my aprons, wiping my hands on them and getting them pretty messy. I prefer full aprons, not just half aprons. You can bring me an apron from any country in the world.
My mother wore this . I never use this myself. I made one with my daughter. It seems strange to me how things go back to what they were before. It can be plane or simple
Here apron was sitting on her waist with checkered squares. She moved around the kitchen effortlessly, the apron flowing around her body, as a whisper in the wind. Her competence and confidence apparent in every move. It
and he walked into the room
with nothing but an apron on
and turned around to show his bare butt.
finally,
some appreciation around here.
she heard his cry from the kitchen and hurried outside, he was lying face down in the dust having tripped over a tree root protruding above the ground, tears mixed with dirt streaked his face. She gathered him into her arms and wiped the tears away with the corner of her apron, kissing him gently to soothe the hurt….
Kangaroo mama got an apron in her soul. She didn’t mean to be born. She didn’t mean to give birth to a little fucker who would just hang out in her apron all day, eating all her cookies and smoking all her cigarettes. She kicked him out of the apron when he turned 19, and he met another kangaroo mama and jumped into her apron. He broke her heart and ate all her cookies too.