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October 14th, 2010 | 178 Entries

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178 Entries for “bear”

  1. bear is a bear that likes to wear the underwair where he cant be seen.
    he isnt mean and he doesnt eat green only meat
    if we met it would be be bad because he would tear off my feet and wipe my bones clean.
    know what i mean?

    sara Burgin
  2. Nicht zu lange darüber nachdenken…
    Ich habe meinen geliebten Teddybär
    aus Kindertagen
    einst in einem Anfall geistiger Umnachtung
    fortgegeben….
    Heul…

  3. The bear essentials – that’s all we could take. It was impossible to think I couldn’t take the kitchen sink.

  4. I once saw a bear when I was attempting a forced-approach landing in a field, near Winnipeg, Manitoba. It looked like nothing but a black spot bouncing around in the field, until we approached it, and it was just HUGE!

  5. this animal lives in the dark forests of the west. Chasing small children who are unknowingly looking back at it with no shame and no remorse what have you. There were eleven of them al

    mehdi
  6. There are many grizzlies bears where i live. The mascot to my college is a bear. I dressed up as a bear for a football game even. I think the bear is a beautiful animal.

    cassie
  7. bears are fascinating creatures weather it be a tedy bear which comrts and protects your bed or a real bear which feasts on honey and or berries, salmon, and many other things bears are wonderful beautiful creatures

  8. I found a bear taking a shower in my girlfriend’s apartment yesterday. To be blunt, I was tripping pretty hard.

    I said hi anyway, and he looked at me with this fierce fire in his eye and roared with the force of a mountain.

    Don’t interrupt bear showers.

  9. Bearing a burden is not always easy. Of course it depends what your burden is. It could be heavy, light or big or small. To bear it alone though, is always the hardest.

  10. the growling mass approached the tent, sniffing the melted skin of the campers as they sweat from their sleeping bags. The bear approached and

    Laura
  11. grizzly bears probly are really dangerous. ive heard they are but teddy bears are all safe and cuddly so i dont understand why anyne would make anything so terrifying so god damn adorable. seriously ik the whole story behind it i just dont understand the logic. its DANGEROUS. thats like making Serial Killer Barbie. Why? just WHY?

    allie
  12. bear to be different, to decide to use something within, to choose a choice that was impossible and then became something similiar, something common. like the moon. it was unbearable, now look at it. bearable. bear. bare.

    rachael
  13. Bears can be dangerous, cuddley, viscious, Big, and they hibenate. I couldn’t take waking up to a bear at my tent door.

    pat collins
  14. lover, you’ve enveloped me. clawing my eyes out, ripping my skin out, wreathing into boughs of holly with my own intestines. i’m making your babies as we speak, and wearing them like sacks of joy around my neck, the same collar you grabbed onto as you slammed me into the door.

  15. So, why is there a bear on the Cleveland Show? Anyone else notice that? Seth MacFarlane is really running out of things to write about here…

  16. Bears are big and fluffy. They are treasure guardians in Age of Empires 3 and they are sometimes hard to beat. I also could think of Winnie the Pooh, which also wouldn’t be… oh wait, he’s a bear. He eats a lot of honey.

    AbandoningReality
  17. papa bear. moma bear. baby bear.
    the korean song. that’s what it reminds me of.
    the social network was so amazing. blew my mind.

  18. bear with it
    bear with me
    like the stars in the sky, organized into patterns that you don’t understand
    unless someone says thats they way they are supposed to be
    cant you see it
    they say
    i can’t see it
    is this meant to be
    or just a mirage?

  19. It was impossible for Atlas to bear. He couldn’t stop himself, couldn’t be relieved of his burden. Because of his deeds, he alone was forced to bear the weight of the earth, and everything that went with it. It was truly a heavy weight.

    Emily
  20. There once was a bear in the forest. He loved his friends, fun never ended. He had a family but his wife was killed in the winter. He was left all alone to take care of the kids.

    Numb
  21. What does the bear need to survive? It need food water protection, All the things any living being needs. It makes you wonder. Could I live like a bear and Hibernate?

    Sonja Richardson
  22. I can’t bear the irritation of having you constantly breath down my neck-
    GIVE ME MY SPACE!
    I didn’t need this then, or now, or ever-
    Stop being sticky- let me breathe.

  23. woops. times up. well i’m cheating…..
    bear beets battle star gallactica! the office much? can’t help it.

    i’m wrong i’m right i’m raw i’m rough

    gabrielle
  24. This summer i septn two weeks kayaking around nootka island off of vancouver island. one day we reached a beach and i really had to pee so i ran up to where the forest me the beach about 200 yards and i looked over and there was a bear about 50 yards away looking at me….

  25. The bear is fuzzy.

    Wait a second… It’s not a bear at all.

    It’s a smelly jar.

    Ethan
  26. He looked at the huge bear, wondering how he would bear the weight of it across the plain. He then groaned inwardly, realizing what a horribly painful pun he created in his head. Then he squared his shoulders, huffed, and got ready to do his thing.

    Poofiemus
  27. After procrastinating for a week, I gave in and studied for the test. It is such a bear to learn all these ideas and concepts that teachers say will be important for life, but really just get me through highschool and into college where I will learn a completely new set of ideas and concepts to get through college and into the real world

  28. all of this: it was too much to bear. she pushed against the pressure, but felt no resistance, no relief. she was on the brink, barely hanging on.

  29. all of this. it was too much to bear. she pushed against the pressure, but felt no resistance, no relief. she was on the brink, barely hanging on.

  30. al

  31. The brown bear rose to its back feet and rubbed its back against the tree back and forth and Jenny watched holding her breath, afraid that the beast would notice her in her hiding spot.

    leah
  32. “I can’t bear this any longer! You’ve treated me like shit, and I thought I understood why. I mean, I do understand why, but it doesn’t mean it’s right. I don’t deserve to be your punching bag, and you know it.” I glared at him, and he turned and left.

  33. Bulky, fur covered, snuffling, nearly time for that still torpid gracelessness, that sweet cold oblivion of sleep that lasts for days…bearing arms bear witness, bear testament, bear something. anything.

  34. Arr, great big bear. Hulking, mythical giant of fairy tales.

    Sly Fox
  35. There was a bear at our campsite stealing our food. I yelled give back my food. One minute later I started running as fast as the flash away form the bear.

    Jason
  36. Retail is like an endless game of “clean up” you have to put things back where they once were, fold, stack, repeat. At the end of all of it you may ask yourself who let a bear in here to shop for women’s wear?

    Amy
  37. The bear crawled out of his den and stretched. He looked to the east and saw the sun rising and he thought it must be time to start his life again.

  38. I love bears . They are my favorite animals. They are so cute. Specially polar bears. I would like to have one. It´s name would be Cloud.

    sun
  39. Is there anything more beautiful out there? Yes, when he said that he loved bears. Kuma, as he would say in japanese. He likes all words that contain the WU sound. Kuuuuuuma. Tingu. Kuma.

    Tingerine
  40. I have bo idea whats that to bear meybe a bear an animal something the verb i dont know what it means omg thime is almosst it wwwwowoowowowo

    solmaryleal