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November 30th, 2009 | 742 Entries

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742 Entries for “fold”

  1. There were thirteen folds exactly in Marissa’s neck. She called them her little hotdogs because, well, she loved hotdogs. There were three rolls of fat that made up her torso. Her breasts, her middle breasts, and her lower breasts. Only the breasts at the top were actually breasts. Every time she walked, her three levels of boobs would jiggle.

    Allison
  2. Everything is just layers waves of meaning and consciousness I remember when it was linear but now it’s all fucking worthless laundry so yeah I guess I’d better just fold fold because nothing is straight and structuralism is dead and I don’t believe in miracles.

    Leyla Mozayen
  3. Fold, that’s what you do with paper, towels, paper-towels. We do this to make them more convenient to store. We fold them up so that they are more convenient to us. This is an example of exerting our power over objects.

    GTW
  4. The simple art of folding involves using arms.
    And the other hand, fat people have folds. You do not want these. Ew Fat people. Gross. Why?

    A fold can also refer to a military tactic.

    A fold can be an option in card games.

    Saint Gutsfree
  5. I take you, fold your legs and arms in, turn your body into a paper-flesh star and pocket you. I’ll bend you any which way to have you, give you any shape to be charming.

    i guess i can’t blame you for the papercuts.

    R
  6. If it weren’t for folding, I wouldn’t hate laundry so much. Right when the clothes are dry and you begin to feel like the job is done, the real works starts…the fucking folding.

    Dilemma
  7. and yet, defiantly, there it sat upon the coffee table, without stain, without fold or crease. this one letter would be his last. life, liberty, freedom, and hallelujah!, this one latter would be his last.

    sean alan kindt
  8. The fold of a piece of paper. The hem of a skirt. The fold of a website is the bit below the page… BLAH BLAH…

    D
  9. The fold of a piece of paper. The hem of a skirt. The fold of a website is the bit below the page… BLAH BLAH…

    D
  10. I like folding chairs. Fuck you if you don’t.

    William H. Macy
  11. I think of the folds of snow. I love the winter and most people think of folding laundry but not me. I think of white soft powdery snow.

    Anonymous
  12. fold

    mrudul
  13. I like to fold its well actually not really folding fucking sucks. in fact i have so much damn folding to do right now but im not going to do it. in fact i’m going to sit here doing stupid shit like writing in this fuckin application and wasting all my fuckin time. i should be asleep right now but no instead i’m doing this. it’s ridiculous the way i spend my time.

    taylor
  14. fold

    nina
  15. fold

    amanda
  16. this is strage and i don’t really understand what I am supposed to be doing….

    nam
  17. fold my clothes. fld my heart. fold me up. i cn’t unfold. i’m breaking. creasing. crying. waiting. hoping. waiting. begging. laughing. waiting still. i am, i will be, i remain, folded.

    Sana
  18. Clothes

    z
  19. when people are fat their stomachs fold over their pants… yeah, thats about it… FOLD

    Pens
  20. fold your arms around me. let me feel you stength. i come from the greatest distance. fold me into your arms forever, dear sweet love. my refuge my sanity.

    Felicia
  21. i fold paper. I fold money. I fold clothes. people have fat folds. folding chairs. a bad poker hand folds.

    bichznhoz
  22. you could fold a chair, fold a t-shirt, fold anything. After you repeat the word a few times the word starts to sound and look funny.

    Mikey
  23. I just saw a video about folding a shirt just before I came to this website on the stumbleupon program, a pretty cool program. Since we can write about anything I’m watching family guy and wondering why I am still writing… man I need some more friends.

    Jesse
  24. Folding can be an art, passed down from generation to generation. Some are messy folders and some are neat.

    ...
  25. newspaper envelope, mail, post; stamp; clothes; iron laundry; clean sheet; shirt; dress; arms; wrinkles; brow; over;

    deep
  26. creased paper

    the sound when a piece of wet paper is ripped apart

    so it’s folded too much, i guess

    chris
  27. folding is an art, i’ve always admire those who can do origami properly, i can only meagerly do a few animals. fold is an interesting word, one with dual meanings, like to fold under pressure. i hope not to fold under the pressure of my peers, i won’t fail this easily.

    shawn
  28. mountains fold sheets are folded brains have folds i don’t like this word. it’s uninspiring. i was hoping for a word like superfluous or brilliant or burgundy. not fold.

    cf
  29. the folds of her arms were what made it special to li with her. It was like being enveloped in an envelope of flesh. It was as if she could hold me, and wear me at the same time and it brought a short burst of giggles to me that made my teeth hurt. Why my teeth? I don’t know but it was interesting to observe.

    Anonymous
  30. welcome to the fold, it’s my fold and I welcome you to it. hope you like it. btw, is just I don’t know what to write about this word… i just remembered that song’s title (welcome to the fold, by Filter) and started typing around. of course, I could have searched for the meaning…

    Branno
  31. you fold papers together to make a crane. you set it on the windowsill. you look outside. a little girl. japanese. a white shirt and pleated, neat skirt. she smiles and waves. her room is tidy and neat and the crane sits on the window. good luck.

    Stephanie
  32. I meticulously folded and unfolded today. An array of material that was not too much to handle.
    And when we lay there in my bed, we did some more.
    We are piecing together something insurmountable.
    There will be folds and there will be cracks.
    My dear, I will be there to mend those cracks and iron those folds.

    Angelina Zulas
  33. there once was a fold in the rug and it tripped someone and they hurt their knee very badly but that’s okay because they ended up getting better because they smoked a lot of weed and took a lot of oxycontin and then forgot about reality and then they dropped some acid and their soul was saved and its all because of a fold in the rug.

    Lauren
  34. when i fold my clothing fresh from the wash i can breathe a sigh of relief because i know that for the oncoming week i wont smell like stale pot and cookie dough and paint thinner.

    useless
  35. dfsdfdsfdsf

    Anonymous
  36. and with that being said i put down my cards realizing i was rich BIOTCH

    jlev
  37. IT DOESNT END NOTHING COMES TO A FINISH. YELLOWS AND BUTTERFLIES HIGH AND LOW HELLO BEND AND BREAK A FARMER GOES TO THE GROCERY STORE FOR WHAT? TO SEE HIS PRODUCTS. PRICE IN HALF LIKE A FOLD.

    Vicc
  38. spindle mutilate all the things one shouldn’t when it would be wiser to do so than to hold onto a losing hand thereby compounding losses and only making in the inevitable blow to the pride worse.

    Paul
  39. I like to fold the clothes in the dryer as soon as they are done. This way, they won’t be wrinkled the next day when I try to wear them. If they are wrinkled, I look like a crazy homeless person and if they aren’t wrinkled then I look nice, which is what I’m going for.

    Another thing I like to fold is important papers. Once they are folded, I put them in a safe place, or just in a stack, somewhere that I can find them later when I need to

    Abby
  40. a fold in time. could that explain something of the mysetery of this world. are we but a fold, a layer in a great cake of time. no.

    a fold can be beautiful, it can define something.

    bretton