instructions

July 21st, 2012 | 369 Entries

sign up or log in.

Yo yo yo, the oneword™ podcast is back for Season 3.
click here to join in!

369 Entries for “instructions”

  1. ill try to follow it exactly
    word for word
    the mechanical approach
    just as you wanted
    just as you asked
    cause it wouldn’t matter to me
    it would only matter to you
    it should be precise to the last intrinsic detail
    no method, just spot on
    on the double
    just as you like it.

  2. How many times have I read the instructions? Well, I always read the instructions. I think that is usually a question on personality tests.

  3. They’ll tell you what to do when nothing is left. You will always have a guide. I’ll be your instructions. Let me be your instructions. I want to show you a world that can only be reached with guidance. I want to embrace you, and teach you a new world, just follow me instructions.

    JJ
  4. I was confused. I read instructions and thought, “Well…it’s just blank. What am I supposed to do?”. Now I’m done.

    marcy
  5. We aren’t born with instructions on life, that’d be too fair.

    FayZ
  6. they would have been useful if they had been in a language I could discern. I was given a huge tome, the key to my problems, but it was written in some kind od scribbles that seemed to come from another time.

    aaa
  7. the following instructions will help you live,
    one- don’t scream,
    two- run, never stop running,
    three- hide when you can,
    four- don’t help anyone other than yourself.
    five- survive!

    Emma
  8. SOMETHING THAT YOUR GIVEN BY PEOPLE YOU SHOULD BE LISTENING TO. something that holds you in place and gives you the feeling of responsibility, like you have a goal. it’s someone elses goals your achieving, delivering them over all wrapped up with a pretty ribbon,

    Francesca Gallagher
  9. Instructions were to write. So that’s what I’m doing. I could basically write about anything, because then I’d have followed the instructions, but instead, I’m writing about how I’m writing about the instructions when I could choose anything and still be following the rules.

    And you’re reading it.

  10. Why does it take teachers so long to give out statewide testing scores rather than just give us individual instruction sheets they sit up there and read like depressed robots teaching about dub shit not to do.

    Roman
  11. Insructions are boring. Its all teachers do. I hate them because normally its a bunch of bullshit and work and I can never follow them.

    madeline
  12. Instructions are the key to getting things right. if you don’t follow instructions, how will you know what to do?

    Alice
  13. She read the instructions as patiently and carefully as she could manage to while her heart pounded violently in her chest and her fingers trembled with excitement.

  14. Well, I’m new to this site. So I have no clue what the instructions are. But I’m guessing I just have to keep writing, until the timer stops me. But I hope that I will learn the instructions to this soon.

  15. The instructions were simple. Find the man, and take him out. It wouldn’t be the most difficult job I had ever pulled off, but it certainly wasn’t going to be easy. Being black mailed into murder isn’t my idea of a walk in the park, but perhaps murder is exactly what it would take.

    Lisa
  16. I have to do this because the interwebs told me to. Why? Who know. I just know what to do. Type. Type words on the screen as fast as I can. Like a kitty cat, but that doesn’t make sense, now does it? But I am following the instructions.

    Laurel Hauge
  17. They instructed me that there would be one word, one word a day, and with that single word, I should begin to write. It would serve as fodder to my musings, as practice to my rusted gears and hinges. I prayed to myself — let this help me.

  18. “Let me tell you the instructions,” I said confidently, unfolding the map in my sweaty hands. “You mean the directions?” He smirked and rolled his eyes at me. “Shut up. You know what I meant.” His stare pierced the road, but it felt like he was looking right through me. And then, he said seriously, “Yeah, I did.”

  19. none
    I don’t know. I have no clue what I am doing. this should be fun. I keep pausing. Ahhhhhhhhh, this is not fun at all. Uh, I have no clue what to say.

    Mikkie
  20. I hate to read instructions
    I just plunge right in,nsometimes things work
    And other times not. I am impatient.

  21. Well, at first I definitely thought that there would be instructions to pop up. I am still new to the site, and as I saw the little purple line at the bottom of this window increasing towards the right-I realized that my sixty seconds had began. I also felt somewhat stupid, realizing that I had wasted my first few seconds, what are the the incriminates, ten seconds?

    annapurna
  22. “your instructions are set” the tall boney figure says in a booming voice. the figure then dissappears as quickly as it was there. Kile looks aroung, looking the soure.

    poo
  23. the first thing that came to mind is so cheesy: life doesn’t come with instructions.

    no

    it

    does

    not

    but i want to say something more profound.

    i don’t like to read instructions. i like to figure it out on my own. if i can’t, then it just doesn’t seem worth it. instructions are for weenies.

    and yet, they do come in handy every now and then. (lamest writing ever)

  24. Instructions let me know where to go, what to think, what to feel. They take away questions and reason, only leaving obedience and me. Working together, we walk.

    Dakota Chavez
  25. I am really bad at following instructions. I can’t help it. I’d like to say that I’m a responsible person, but I’m really not. I can’t be a leader, I’m so bad at listening. So bad at following at instructions, really. These things are supposed to be easy, but they’re just not. Not for me, anyway. I’m not really good at anything. I mess up baking cookies, doing a math problem with a simple formula, listening to a teacher’s rules.

    the three graces
  26. bsdjndjksndksdksjd
    sdjsidjfkdjfds
    dsifhdioshfdhfsd
    diohfoisdhfoidhfds
    difdsphfdsiphfpidshf
    difhisdhfidshfpidsfhdis
    dsihfidshfidshipds

    do it!

    Al
  27. The first thing you need to do in order to build a ladder is think were you are going with it.. then everything will make sense to you, every step of it will be clear, but if you dont know we you are going nothing will came to mind..

    Al
  28. okay
    very funny
    who put me here
    in this body
    on this planet
    in this life
    and totally didn’t give me the book of instructions….

  29. a very tough decision you have encountered, little one
    and the way things are looking you have 2 choices
    well maybe more
    but that’s a different story
    choice number one is simply be bold
    be a rebel
    don’t conform to society
    and all the rules
    and petty bullshit
    telling you what to wear and how to act and what to look like and-
    well, you get the picture
    choice number two is follow the rules
    the instructions
    you did come with a Manuel
    and in that small paperback piece of shit booklet
    it tells you how to live your life
    i know my decision on this
    what about you?

  30. the instructions to the book say to open it very carefully and start at the beginning. Read the book until the very end and then you are done. once you finish reading the book, you may think back on it and write about it and tell others what it was about.

    Sam
  31. Instructions help keep things stable and organised.
    Oh my dear instructions
    Thank you
    Thank me for my cooperation
    This world is fine
    Because of you
    You
    All because of you
    Let’s all take a moment to thank these lovely Instructions

  32. Instructions fuck that shit. I’m honeybadger, whatever, whatever I do what I want. Or what I don’t want, like the confused mind of Hamlet. To be or not to be? Or maybe? Whatever man, being is a tree underneath we wait for Godot.

    Christina
  33. The instructions were simple, yet somehow she seemed to mess it up. She always messed things up. She threw the instruction pamphlet on the floor and buried her face in her hands.

  34. I watched the blonde haired girl as she handed out instructions to all of us. Oliver and his gang just ripped the papers immitiatly and laughed, though they weren’t really funny.

    Gabriella Wolfe
  35. I just love the sound of my own voice. I can go on and on without a bother. My specialty is telling people what to do… Mostly it’s telling people to do things for me. And it’s okay because they can’t do anything about it. They have to listen to me. They just can’t help it.

  36. 1.) Stay. Stay right where you are, don’t even think about leaving. You’ll die.
    2.) Assuming you have not listened to the aforementioned warning, run. Get as far away from there as you can as fast as you can. Get out. They will chase you, but you must keep going.
    3.) Don’t make alliances. Alliances are your weakness, and believe me, it is a weakness that has left you open more than once.
    4.) Be careful. And don’t be an idiot this time. I know how you can get.

    Virginia
  37. instructions to the soul are unwritten. if they was written in a book then everybody would know how to love correctly and not make mistakes on the regular. some things just don’t come with intructions.

  38. They gave me the instructions fast and deliberately. Kill him, dump the body, go back to normal day life. “They’d take care of it,” they said.The body would never be tracked back to me. I was so naive to think it would all be over after that, no more threats or harrassments. I did it to protect myself. If only I could take it all back.

    Cassidy
  39. Follow them! He was so demanding. It had to be his way or no way and if you deviated from his way it was game over. You learned not to. You learned to do exactly as he said even when it didn’t make sense. You were better off that way. CYA. Cover your ass. Do as he says and you won’t have a problem.

    Meg
  40. He could never follow instructions. He got the simplest things wrong — even setting the table or putting away the groceries. And yet, she was never angry. She just smiled and corrected him, time after time.