napkin

June 16th, 2008 | 90 Entries

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90 Entries for “napkin”

  1. oh. a napkin. delightful. i clean my mouth with it, or i clean someones elses. Either way it’s wonderful. Though it might be square. Square things are usually useless. Like Sponge Bob. Right?

    carli corbin
  2. napkin is used to wipe off your nose. napkin is also used in restaurants. kids pin it to their shirts, others keep it in their purse and wallets. A must to carry thing. Boys generally have a large white napkin and girls beautifulk flowery,

    Mitali
  3. One upon of time there was a napkin, he was the kings of napkins. It was yellow and had nice smell.until some one blowed his nose in him, and throw it away.

    uh-la-la
  4. Soft, sumptious, multiple ply… thin and crinkly, funny, really, to think where the boundaries are to call oneself a napkin… serviette. Kitchen towel, toilet paper. Tracing paper, that they keep in the primary school toilets. Horrible really. Prison camp. Tiny, tiny furniture.

    Evelyn
  5. she sent me those scribbled stories
    I hung up on my wall
    the attention to detail
    the proper place for shaking

    we decided
    to keep together
    always

    shane!
  6. i use when I am sweating and I love old napkins with broad lines and colours of rural origin becuz they remind me of country side . but I hate people using napkins to clean their sinuses it’s gross . and I hate marriage napkins

    haisam
  7. it’s what you use at the table to wipe muck off your face hands or any implement. They are usually white but can come in many colours. The cheaper ones are paper based and the more expensive ones that you find at restaurants are felt or material based.

    Andrew
  8. the waiter sat ignoring my raised napkin even though it is a known sign to call upon the waiter. The waiter’s ignorance proved too much for me so not only did I not leave a tip, i bought the place and fired the arsewhole

    mitar
  9. the silence of the day brings about the noise of the night caught up in this interweb that connects us all but none of us realize we are the ones who are changingthe future and in that sentiment will be changing, ourselves

    talking head
  10. a piece of cloth that is used primarily for dining.

    fdsjk
  11. its a simple piece of clothe
    it is used for wrapping up different food items.
    it is also use to wipe up tears
    dirty things can also be wipped it up by it
    i use napkin for cleaning my

    pooja
  12. bl

    Ida
  13. one word is agreat thing to have before any other words

    obily
  14. The napkin lay crisp and white on the table, waiting for the next customer to come and demolish it’s perfect structure. Soon it would be smeared with food of a messy eater, it’s gleam gone. And then tomorrow, it would appear again, and it would shine once more.

    Holly C
  15. its just a funny little word. could be longer. also known as a serviette, but thats just too fancy for some. outside of america, associated with feminine hygiene. not so cute. i like it, though. especially because it includes the word “nap”, and that makes me feel very comfy cozy. then you add the “kin” and we’re all one big happy family. napkin.

    Lucy
  16. an implement used at the dining table to assist in keeping oneself clean and tidy. most commonly used to cover one’s lower body and prevent spillages, the napkin is also used to wipe the face clean when eating

    Mike F
  17. napkins are a place to illustrate. many see it as a simple piece of trash to discard and use to clean up messes, and indeed it is that. the messes, though, are artistic. they are planned messes used to express oneself. all done on a napkin. its hard to write on your lap.

    kelly
  18. pumpkin .. yeap so i can be a devil pumpkin it’s soo cool huh, i wear a pumpkin .. and wear like a devil, and frightening everyone around… ahahahahaha

    Jona
  19. napkins are interesting because they come with all sorts of different patterns on them. they have those boring bar napkins with the little dimples all over them, and those unattractive kind-of-paisley ones. and they all come with borders. I don’t really get why, I mean you use them to wipe grease and other ick off your face.

    CL
  20. I sat down to the table. I forgot to put my napkin in my lap, how could I forget that? Everyone was looking at me funny. Grandpa jut stared at me funny, like I was the worst person in the world. At the time I couldn’t figure out why. Oh it was that dreaded napkin!

    sally
  21. I need a napkin to wipe my fingers and mouth. I have made a mess. A mess of my life, smeared all over like a jelly sandwich. I don’t even like jelly. A napkin also known as a sleeping cousin. Stupid shower games. I hate it at hotels when they give you a napkin-sized towel to dry off. A napkin can’t even wipe the life off my fingers.

    Hannah
  22. cloth napkins kinda make me nervous, especially the really white and crisp ones that lay atop your plate or beside it, beautifully folded…the thing is, with paper napkins, its’ easy to stain them, use them in other words, but it hurst me to stain the cloth ones that i just described….kinda beats the purpose huhu?

    remuna
  23. i use them everyday, yet they receive so little credit. they sit on my lap, unseen and unheard from, yet they serve one of the most important causes, keeping my clean and my mannerisms in check. without it, i am sunk. oh joey, you have sauce on your cheek. how do i get it? napkin. crisis averted. i love you napkin. -joey

    Joey P.
  24. It might be a friend of girls. or also for the young teens. napkin is also a friend of eye.

    sagar
  25. no napkins in the bag. no coke, pepsi? no, no pepsi. diet coke diabetes sucks. burger king bday lunch.

    Z
  26. Many things can be said about the term ‘napkin’. First and foremost, it is an item that I use to cleanse my sinuses of mucus-like death. It is the hero clad in white meant to purge. It is, on some level, the reaper of snot, a grim reaper clad in white. An angel fallen from grace perhaps?

    Nassim
  27. White napkin, blood red-lipstick. Place between lips, press down, leave crimson lip-print, cute. Look up, he paid for the dinner, the wine, the room, the cab. He stays while you leave, lipstick smudged, into the black night.

    Leo Vardiashvili
  28. napkins are awesome. help you wipe shit off your ass and you can touch a girls rack pretending to wipe wine off it. napkins are the ultimate in human convenience.

    rohan
  29. the napkin fills my heart with sadness. it gloats with wheels that turn my aching heart of splendor and butter. and sauce. the sauce is red and thick, like you heart.

    why do you pain me like that?

    it is not kind; however, i do not fear you. you are not me. you are not my life. my soul is my own and it feeds on the drippings of the dregs of your soul. yes your soul.

    Devendra
  30. Perhaps setting light to the paper napkin boat, floating in an ashtray of house wine wasn’t a good idea after all.

    Mind, three fire enginges sure do look impressive.

    jamon
  31. cloth
    white
    soft
    clean
    messy
    simple
    underestimated
    ignored
    trash
    how often
    do we treat people
    just the same

    stephanie levine
  32. On the table sat the napkin, marred with the remains of lipstick that had strained her teeth. Why had she come at all? Why did she think that tonight would be any different. Sitting alone she clutched the napkin in her hands, looked around the room, waiting.

    Doony
  33. I don’t like the conventions of napkins. I don’t know what that sentence means. Conventions isn’t the right word. I always balked at a child at the idea of having to have the napkin on your lap the entire time you were at the table. I mean, it makes sense from a practical point of view; I just don’t understand why it’s good etiquette.

    Nick Narbutas
  34. there is a white sheet on a table, and a woman sits down, pats her lips, and smears a bit of cherry no. 2 red lipstick onto the sheet. she dabs at the corners of her lips, crinkles the papers and wraps it into a ball. She places her fork down next to the the balled up napkin, and gently pauses for a slight belch rising from the pits of her abdomen.

    jessica nicole
  35. A small square that sits in your lap as you eat food. It is crumpled after you use it to wipe your mouth. Small. Majestic. Floral designs printed on it. White. Beautiful. Little holder

    Ifrit
  36. White. Helps you clean up messes. Is there for you when you need it. We need to save from using them so much these days. One goes a long way.

    Mariela
  37. like a paper to write but the water has seeped into it
    all is lost
    i cannot convey anything
    this dampness has over come
    a soggy drunk leftover love

    this is it

    im lost

    like a wet napkin

    judah moses nero
  38. caresses teh table of which the pig is laid out and still. The knife points inward to flesh, and tearing out a bit here and there for the animals eats. slowly the pig disappears and all that’s left is boine, bone that shivels away into dust.

    lyre
  39. Wipe your face and clean the spots from your chin. Do this quickly and discreetly. You do not want your date to notice the crumbs assembling around the corners of your mouth. That would be both unsightly and embarrassing.

    wiredwriter
  40. I cum into napkins after looking a pictures of older women. I take the napkins, fold them up and label them with the date and time of orgasm. I store them in a drawer next to my bed, there most be thousands of them at this point.

    Bob Jobin