pretzel

May 22nd, 2011 | 557 Entries

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557 Entries for “pretzel”

  1. What a deliciously salty and crunchy treat.
    Like my childhood. How does it relate?
    I don’t know. It’s like an onion. A vegetable. A metaphor that can’t actually represent reality.
    We simplify things too much. We make them too black and white.
    There are so many shades of gray.
    So many different types of life.
    So many.

    Carmichael Benson
  2. in NYC the pretzel is nothing. To the rest of the world NYC = pretzels. I think it would be super to see the Mayor of NYC try to tie himself up like a pretzel, you know, like those russian contortionists do. Hmm now thats a topic Russian contortionists whoops family site!

    Jen
  3. chewey, soft. Deliciously salty. summer memories. mall trips. lemonade. mustard and salt, perfect combination. Splurge, but worth it. yum. more please. rollercoasters and icies. short shorts humid, smothering days. pretzel makes me happy.

    Mary
  4. i’m not really sure that i’m a big fan of pretzels, i eat them occasionally. I’m not a big fan of all that salt and cruchiness, however, i do like the soft pretzels that are filled with cheese. I know alot of people who like pretzels and not too many like me that dislike them. I’m original.

    ashlie
  5. life has a lot of middlemen
    the more middlemen the faster things get done
    the faster things work
    through all of these connections
    and such is the economy of a pretzel
    that’s based on something ayn rand wrote
    and i think it’s beautiful.
    pretzels make me think of it
    but i don’t know. i like pretzels, themselves, just fine

    iulia
  6. He smiled to himself, looking at the bowl of half munched on pretzels and the last remaining m’n’m’s that clung to the bottom. The girl next to him has practically downed the lot of it in five minutes in anticipation on the film’s climax. All he could do? Watch with amusment as she shrieked and stuffed more in her mouth.

  7. Could that be a sex position…? I’m sorry. The reason why the word pretzel makes me think of sex is very strange, but not dirty-pretzel kind of way , just erotic: “Want me to pretzel darling?”.

  8. auntie annie’s cinnamon sugar on trips to the mall with mom. baseball games with dad with mustard. yeast,baking dough rising twisting. carbs,bread. summertime with a del’s. snack from vending machine,healthy or not.

    alisan
  9. I don’t really like pretzels at all. I do however love pretzel dogs. Some days at work, the smell wafting into the store is the only thing that gets me through the day. The way they sit heavily on your stomach. Disgusting.

    helen
  10. I picked up a pretzel tentatively. I had never tried pretzels before. They were one of my fear foods, and my doctor suggested that it was about time to consume one and make some progress. I lifted the pretzel to my mouth and cringed, just a few chews, a swallow, and I was freee to go.

    Lord Voldemort
  11. The line was at a stand-still, and all I wanted was to maybe just touch his hand or hear him say my name. I’ve always liked the way my name flicks off of tongue after tongue of man after man; so quick and sweet like a jolly rancher or something of the sort. The line for the pretzels was so long, but I had to wait. I had to see him, had to qualify to myself that he was real.

    Kat
  12. My friend makes really good pretzels. She doesn’t make them often, but now we are moving and I don’t think I’ll ever have them again.

  13. Germany in a ruby red sunset, pig tails bouncing off white shirts hands held and beer shared laughter like goat horns reverberating off white-capped mountains, lovely in dough.

    Colin
  14. A pretzel is a type of snack food. It is not particularly good for your health but is fine when eaten in moderation. Pretzels can be both sweet or savory. Sweet kinds can be covered in chocolate. Pretzels come in bags like chips.

    a
  15. Wrap me up in your pretzel hugs.

  16. At one time in my life I could bend like a pretzel, and have no pain. But now, I am lucky to cross one leg over the other without it hurting my back.

    Mary Lou Wynegar
  17. Delicious you can fund them at the mall. At Untie annes in all different flavors and types. New York city pretzels are the best you can find especially in the winter. You can eat them with our with out salt in twists or traditional. You can also have nagged pretzels from the supermarket the best is honey mustard pretzels.

    Ashley
  18. salt and the mall and saturated fat and stretched legs and dryness. That is the essence of a pretzel. It sounds german, kind of like schnitzel.

    Ben
  19. Salty, twisty, crunchy, tasty, softy, yummy, mustardy.

    DeeDee
  20. they’re really salty. I avoid salty foods at all costs unless I don’t care. They’re also yummy. I like the large soft ones, but i strongly dislike the microwavable ones.. they’re gross. You can dip them in many types of sauces. However you like pretzels, enjoy them, they’re enjoyable.

    renee
  21. Pretzels. Pretzels are great, they bend, they twist, they are in great shape!~ I love pretzels, just for being pretzels. The world needs pretzels, the world needs the pretzel stands and the sweaty guys who hand them out, and let you know that there is some mustard to your right.

  22. i love pretzels, well in fact i dont, last time i ate a pretzel i was like 10 years old. i learned that pretzels come from nuns that made salty cookis for children. i learned that when i was trying to learn english at a class. did it work? humm u tell me. haha pretzels tought me english.

    rodrigo
  23. I like pretzels. They are very tasty. Pretzel’s can be soft, hard, cold, or hot. Pretzels are very commonly sold on the streets, usually in New York. Pretzels with cheese are delicious. My friends hate very salty pretzels however.

    Austin Ampeloquio
  24. Damn, was she good-looking. Her hair was up in a messy ponytail, loose tendrils flying this way and that as she made her energetic way around the room, bending people into position. He watched as she got on her mat to perform a particularly tricky move, twisting herself like a pretzel, and reminded himself to come back next week–those yoga pants made her look incredible.

  25. pretzels are a friendly shape. uttering the word in your mouth is fun. it reminds me of spring time. i don’t know why.

    tanya
  26. The way she fit herself into the box was so exquisite and interesting, like a pretzel. He didn’t know what to do with himself. It took his breath away. But he still had to throw the box overboard. She never knew what was coming. “SURPRISE!” she heard. “Oh no…” she thought. The box hit something hard, and rattled her about.

    Cooper
  27. cheese

    Summer
  28. Once upon a time, there was a pretzel. His name was Perry.

    Now, Perry wasn’t like the other pretzels. He was a glazed pretzel and rolled in sugar, like a donut.

    The other salty pretzels mocked him for his sweetness.

    But Perry was the one to laugh when the customers chose him over the salted ones.

    Perry was special, yes. But he was sweet. <3

    Paige
  29. soft, salty, and twisted. contorted. distorted and warped. how quaint.

  30. Pretzels are sourdough treats, usually covered in salt. They can be in various shapes and sizes, and in both hard and soft varieties. Some come in different flavors, as well, such as cinnamon sugar, sesame, and much more.

    Alison
  31. Pretzel? I am bent, bent up inside wondering what you want, what he wants. I am bent. Bent over, doubled, thinking, wondering. Who do you think I am, what do you need from me? Who who are you? I like pretzels, I guess, but sometimes they are too salty.

    e
  32. Desconocido conocido
    internacionalmente intencional
    recuerdo esa biblioteca y la lluvia y tu anillo
    el pasado

    Yo
  33. it made me thirsty but i loved them so much. i could never resist a warm pretzel from the mall. ooh and cinnamon ones were my favorite. yum, aunt

  34. twisted up. soft warm flesh. the smell of home cooking and all things good. good til the last bite. golden crusted. like the sun. crytal

    kb
  35. What a strange word to choose. Only saltless for me. I hate the sting of beads of salt on my tongue. I do love a good pretzel, though. Nice and warm. Soft. Dipped in cheese. How indulgent. I’m hungry right now as a matter of fact. But pretzelless.

  36. Pretzels, a wonderful twisted salty treat. The big soft ones go well with a little mustard!

  37. Pretzels. He was sick of them, making them every day would do that to someone. He worked for Auntie Anne’s pretzels, he saw so many people every day and he looked down on them as they frivolously spent money as he worked so hard to get it. It was a problem for him this job. He was only sixteen but he already felt annoyed and overworked.

    Vi
  38. Honey Wheat Pretzels. Taste like pastries. But you can eat a lot more of them while sparing your waist size.

  39. There aren’t too many girls these days who know hoiw to make a good pretzel, a pretzel my mother would be proud of, no these days the german girls aren’t interested in making twisted breads or hot and spicy mustards to dip them in, these days the girls are more about twisting themselves into odd contortions rather than cook.

    Raymond Jones
  40. pretzels dont have enough flavor. one time i was on the plane and i got pretzels with this raspberry dip and it was really good. they should make flavored pretzels.