sideburns

May 29th, 2011 | 663 Entries

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663 Entries for “sideburns”

  1. I think that they are ugly. Well, on most people they are. Unless, it’s like Elvis or something and it just happens to look fantastic on them. I’ve never actually been prone to find facial hair attractive, but I think sideburns on a dude are pretty okay sometimes. I’m not sure. Obviously i can’t make up my mind.

    Megan
  2. cool

    Mack
  3. Sideburns. In the new version of Pride and Prejudice (you know, the one with Kiera Knightley), Mr. Darcy has sideburns. Its just wrong. WRONG I say! Why? Was that the style? Because honestly, I can’t see Elizabeth and Fitzwilliam getting all cozy at the end of the movie and poor Lizzy unsuspecting scratching her eyeballs out of sweet Darcy’s terrible, terrible sideburns. Somehow, that seems more of a Pride and Prejudice and Zombies topic than one that Jane Austen would appreciate.

  4. The man looked up, squinted and realised that, all things considered, he was extravagantly good-looking. It was his facial hair. And that’s the way it was! That’s all she wrote.

    Rut Blomqvist
  5. hair on the side of your face that makes you look old and funny. it burns up your side and causes flames to shoot out from your ears, blowing smoke and fire into your friends’ faces until they are burned to a crisp. how funny is that.

    sm
  6. are smexy, for cowboys. men only. not too thick. nice but not for cuddling. prickly and pokey!

    Madison
  7. trendy boys have them.
    “hipsters” they’re called,
    i hear.

    kinda cute.
    in that “hipster” way.

    they’re only cute on
    already attractive people.
    otherwise,
    leave them to the professionals.

    val
  8. What the hell? His chops were huge, down the side of his face and almost touching the corners of his mouth. They matched his garbage, she thought. The beer cans and pizza boxes. Also the pit bull growling at the chain link fence. So predictable, she thought. Her greyhound pulled on his leash towards the nicer houses down the block.

    caroline1895
  9. he said, I gotta trim these bad boys, there’s an art to sideburns, they haveta look like a simmering campfire that’ll burn steadily for a few hours longer, not a massive bonfire.

  10. “I don’t know,” He said. “It makes girls feel self-conscious.”
    What are women to you? Anything?

    Jenna DeVries
  11. Side burns are interesting, in that at one point in time they were considered very cool and now they are not. Oh sideburns, you have been left behind by the illusion of time, like a soldier left behind by the illusion of battle.

    Alex
  12. James scoffed as his eyes settled on Alex, “Sideburns? You’re kidding, Alex. They look absolutely ridiculous on you.”
    Alex turned his gaze away, his cheeks faintly burning, “I liked them,” he murmured.
    James sighed shook his head, “you’re so strange.”

  13. The Sixty’s. Crime and violence. Gun fighting and lust. Broken bottles and dimes. Old cars and Drive in movies. Something with loud music, Dancing and love.

    Greg Savage
  14. I think of the greatest thing to happen to the face since sunglasses. Sideburns are the ultimate sgn of a man and should be considered the most prominent feature on any human beings face, male or female. The sideburns were the use for the greatest holiday of all time (choptober) and often the ice breaker for bikes in a bar room setting. They can keep you warm at night or cool around the ladies.

    Ryan
  15. his side burns were really cheesy. he looked just like a boy who realized here was capable of growing them and wanted to show the world his new discovery. simply put: he need to stop hitting on me. i didn’t go fur such antics. clean cut and shaven please and thank you. but he persisted and i persistently ignored him. but that didn’t discourage him.

    Anna
  16. sideburns. hmm. idk much about them. all i know is from the word that it is a burn on your side of your body. How do you even get a sideburn? i dont even know. what is going on? what am i dong this for i should be studying for exams and riding my bike. ughh i hate it when people take my bikes. omg i dont like my sister

    laquisha
  17. Mutton chops.

  18. elvis presley is the king, no one will ever be on his level as far as sideburns go. many people try, and many people fail.
    girls have sideburns sometimes, which is kinda gross. but some of them can make it work. kudos to you, sideburned girls.

    emily
  19. hmm

    ted
  20. are pretty stylish if you think about it. elvis sported the best sideburns (in my opinion). do you know the spongebob episode in which spongebob and patrick decide to “become men” and get glue-on fake mustaches and sideburns?

    Marisa Teschl
  21. elvis cool face hair men weird hairyface

  22. lo mejor de la vida es que somos libre. tenemos libre albedrío, para hacer lo que mejor nos parezca. no creo en eso del destino, el destino no existe… lo marcamos nosotros. no estamos destinados a algo en especial, nosotros determinamos con nuestras capacidades, con nuestros sueños aquello que queremos alcanzar. somos los artifices de nuestros triunfos y derrotas.

    Baldomero Arevalo
  23. This instantly made me think of my friend Adam because we were talking about his yesterday. Side burns are for the 70’s.

    BelgiumBill
  24. This only reminds me of “star burns” from community. that guy cops so much flack for no particular reason. we are drawn to define people by their oddities, allowing them to be the ‘other;.

    maddy walsh
  25. “The man had hiddioeus ones. He ran that way.” the women pointed to the north.

    BEReal
  26. guy with sunglasses and mullet. somewhat creepy. watching you from the corner table at a restaurant. always riding a motorcycle, of course. has a long mustache and yellowed teeth.

    crispy
  27. groovy funky seventies swinging……old victorian gent, mutton chops, bristled and grizzled, cowboy with stetson and spurs, out of date, lemmy from motorhead, masculinity….

    Georgie
  28. his sideburns had always bothered her. they weren’t ridiculous, like those mutton chops on the presidents and founding fathers in her textbooks. but they weren’t short. they were somewhere in the middle, and she always had wondered if he did it on purpose because he liked how it looked or if he just didn’t realize how dumb he looked.

    Nellie
  29. i used to have great sideburns when i was nineteen, now i cant grow facial hair in that area for some reason. i wish i could do; it is sexy.

  30. sideburns are really ugly pieces of hair that stick to the sides of men’s faces (okay not stick… grow i gues) – and i suppose i should specify because “men” is in fact a bit to general. so they are really grotesque-looking patches of hair that grow on the sides of the faces of certain men, mainly in the thankfully long and distant past.

    natasha
  31. This guy I work with has sideburns. Like, really throw-back-to-the-50s-rock-and-roll-scene sideburns. I kind of like him. He’s got a girlfriend, and like, three kids though. But really cool sideburns…

    Brooke
  32. You know, I remember that guy I met on the subway sporting sideburns on the subway. They were a bit careless, frivolously sticking out of his cheeks. I have no clue why he loved them, but could tell he was proud. So proud.

    Charlotte
  33. sideburns are funny. sometimes they’re nasty and fuzzy and don’t have any sort of shape, just a direction to the center of the face, other times they’re well trimmed and look nice. At school districts boys can’t have sideburns that extend past their earlobes, so a lot will grow them out in college.

    BooBoo
  34. Something hot, sun, summer, fun, love, pictures, memories, unforgettable moments.

    Johanna
  35. i dont know this word
    and i dont know wat it means… but i think it is something abpout burning ytour sides, or some phrase that describes something else, like a metaphor. but most probably its a medical term

    meghana
  36. Disgustingly horrific facial hair unless clipped short. They’re pretty good if you want to define your face though I guess. Very 70’s. I think. Could be 60’s.

    Scott
  37. I once knew a guy with sideburns so long they disgusted me. I wondered, “How does any woman ever go to bed with that man?” Maybe there are bugs hiding in it. Or maybe it would itch you to death when he tried to snuggle and kiss you. I don’t know if that guy ever got married, but, I bet if he did, he shaved first.

    vicki patrick
  38. He was rugged-looking and I didn’t like him – not his demeanour, not his beliefs, and least of all his sideburns. They would become a symbol of everything that was unpleasant that I would never allow again.

  39. the sideburns that uncle Jesse sports in the first half of full house make for some rather interesting Elvis loving.
    Also, i’m not the biggest fan of sideburns myself, they just seem a tad bit too sweaty for my liking :P
    but they’re badass alright :)

    Mana
  40. it really hurts and i don’t actually know what it means ’cause i’m not english i guess it means burns on your side? and your side are your hips and stuff but i’m not sure about that either. burns really hurt, you get them when some thing is too hot and if you touch it your skin gets burnt this means its

    stella