vodka

May 14th, 2011 | 417 Entries

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417 Entries for “vodka”

  1. vodka has made lots of things happen. lots. it loosens people up, makes them do and say things they wish they hadn’t. it taste nasty but if you leave skittles in it for a day, it taste sweet. my friend wants to make vodka bacon but i think that would be awful. but you know, each to their own i guess. so yeah, vodka – nasty stuff.

    James
  2. He grabbed the strong liquid off the table gulping it in one go, thinking to himself “This is who I am, an alcoholic.” thinking of the times when he could truly enjoy it with his friends and his love…

    Jeiku
  3. a drink that people like mixed with orange juice russian can cause disease if abused some people like it cold

    carol
  4. Throwing up in your friends kitchen sink. Falling out of taxis and into clubs and into bed with boys whose names you never knew. High heels and broken ankles. Morning after, vague memories even vaguer regrets.

    ella
  5. Oh, vodka… Being only in high school, I probably have far too many things to say about it. First of all, potatoes rock. Second of all, that liquor just makes me think of my dear friend Nina, who often babbles in Russian at me. Third, a berry flavored powerade half full of vodka is delicious.

    Caitlyn
  6. It was a stupid idea. I knew that from the very start. But Neil had insisted and I wasn’t going to deny him something that made him happy. There was so little that made him happy anymore. I ended up sick in the bathroom while he sang and laughed outside the door.

  7. its so delicious , me and my friends love to enjoy this beverage some times during the weekend. although we are underage sometimes its good to break the rules

    Savannah
  8. the clear liquid burns my throat. i shakily set the glass back down. i don’t like watered down drinks with the juice or ice or sugar. i take it straight. get to the point. i want to get drunk to cloud my judgment, so i won’t have to remember what i am about to do. i am creating an excuse. i safetey net. the fire begins in my belly and i pour down more gasoline, igniting the flames. i lean into you, invading your personal space, hoping you’ll get the hint. to kiss me, to hold me, to fuck me. i only want you tonight. in the morning i may change my mind. this may be bad idea, in the morning. but tonight. i want you. i drain the rest of my glass.

    mae
  9. I used to drink a lot of vodka
    then I would fall on the floor
    I no longer drink vodka at all
    I now only drink beer
    ’til last call.

  10. Sometimes, when I go to a convenience store, I am tempted to purchase a bottle of vodka and I imagine downing a bottle on my own while watching an indie film until I fall asleep with the remote still on my hands. But I don’t. I satisfy myself with grape juice instead.

  11. vodka is invisible no that’s the wrong word I mean you can look through it like through water or through glass what’s the word again? I forgot it’s not important. vodka smells bad and it is bad anyways because it’s alcohol and alcohol is always bad. it tastes bad, too. but many people drink in nonetheless, I wander why. you can drink it with orange juice.

    J.C. Kattmann
  12. “Really? A vodka martini? That is what she had?”

    “Yes … Why are you so surprised?”

    “Because she is such a snob – always quoting from wine reviews, as if there is nothing else worth drinking!”

  13. Oops. That’s right. Too much. On a Sunday of all days. Vodka on a Monday could be worse I suppose. Some would say: Worse. Best. We try. And sometimes we drink too much. We get slaphappy. Like a too much sugar in our coffee, like too much kissing before work, like the big dog finally out of his little cage, his shock collar missing… But as long as we don’t slap nobody or slap ourselves. I think we’ll make it.

    L
  14. I’ve never had vodka, and I don’t think I’ve missed out be that. I’ve heard it doesn’t taste excellent, but it seems to be the drink of choice when depressed or about to do something really stupid. It’s the drink of hardened drinkers cause only they can stand the taste. I’ve heard of friends tasting it and hating it with a deep passion.

    Rachel
  15. I like to drink vodka because it gets me drunk. It is my drink of choice. I buy Skyy Vodka usually. I used to only like mixed drinks but now I take shots because it just gets the job done faster hahahha. Yeah. Um shit what was I going to say. Oh yeah but I still do shots like a pussy. Like when I take a shot I have to use a chaser right away. I think I am getting used to the taste but it’s still a little rough. Am I done writing yet? Oh I think it’s almost time. Anyway vodka’s cool.

    Emily
  16. drunk flavor taste dizzy potato russia ice drinking all night with friends we sing and dance and have great fun kARAOKE StarS

    Dottie
  17. I can barely breathe as I shakily sip from my cup . The clear liquid burns . I never had any patience for drinks watered down with juice and ice and sugar. I take it straight. I get to the point I want to get drunk so I don’t have to feel so I don’t have to remember what I am about to do. So I have an excuse in case the world finds out. See I’m planning ahead I’ve got my safety net. The fire starts in my belly and I pour more gasoline down my throat igniting my insides. My head feels light as I lean into you. Invading your personal space. Hoping you get the hint and kiss me, hold me, fuck me. I want only you tonight. In the morning I Matt change my mind. This may seem like a bad idea, in the morning. But right now I want you, because you are unavailable and never fall in love and because I am on my way to being drunk. I drain my glass.

    Mae
  18. spilling drinks
    stumbling down the hall
    liqud gold
    liquid crystal clear
    drowsy effects
    mind numbing
    staggering down the hall
    pouring drinks
    friends all around
    but i know no one

    Katie Walker
  19. the only time i really drank vodka i threw up all over my friends camper. we woke up in the morning and it smelled like pure throw up. i had to clean it up before her parents got up and saw/smelled it. it was a fun night. although i felt like absolute crap the next morning.

    kayla
  20. “Give me more Wodka!” Nikolai screamed. Dempsey eyed him coldly and Richtofen thought of a thousands ways to cut the man before asking, “How about ze Jagermeister, hmm?”

  21. My favorite drink, especially if it’s fruity. Though I try to take precaution with it cause it gets me drunk really fast. I have had some pretty great nights drinking this stuff. Prefer it to any other alcoholic drink just because it’s better tasting in my opinion

    Tara
  22. i’ve never had vodka….i heard it makes you go blind. my friend had it once, and she chugged it..i would never do that. i also heard it burns. it may be fun but i’m not going to get sick over it, thank you very much!

    Jess
  23. Vodka was the first poison I ever vomited. Immediately after spewing, I returned to drinking. I should have known I was in trouble then, but it took about four more years before I realized there was no money or future in over-imbibing.

    Step
  24. get super drunk. shots. playing games. often barf. nice to mix with but can be dangerous. russians like it and can drink it well. finlandia is one type as is absolute. my friend at home we used to call absolute abi because she always drank that at parties. i personally prefer gin.

    Sasha
  25. popular, strong, hangover, orange juice, cranberry juice, shots, bar, sloppy, intoxicated, vomit, deadly, dangerous, addictive

    Katie
  26. vodka is an alcoholic drink, people who drink vodka get drunk and cant drive. Be careful when you drink vodka the effects are deadly. take care of yourself and dont drink vodka. becareful on the road if you have to drink vodka because life is short and you dont want to throw your life away. in short dont drink and drive if you want to live a longer life.
    Mary Gatama

    Mary
  27. Many people drink Vodka and it is stereotypical to say only Polish people do, even though they may or may not. Personaly I feel that it is a matter of preference and so it does not matter as to whom drinks it only who likes to drink it.

    Mike
  28. He poured his vodka all over the Christmas Turkey. He paused for a minute, realising that his 13 year-old cousin would also be eating it. “Ha, what the hell”. It would liven things up for sure.

    Now, what could he put in the tree?

    Froggy
  29. It’s really cool. I like it. It tastes like fermented potatoes of course. Oh wait. That’s what it is. How devine.

    jay
  30. He poured his vodka all over the Christmas Turkey. He paused for a minute, realising that his 13 year-old cousin would also be eating it. “Ha, what the hell”. It would liven things up for sure.

    Froggy
  31. russian drink, usually claimed to cause extensive body heat. The drink is popular in Russia and other various colder places because of the heat it brings to the body

    cheese
  32. this is a very messy drink that always makes me black out and do mad shit, I haved had some seriously funny and good nightys out drinking vodka, it also smells kinda like hairspray to me which and now it just sickens me with its smell, but great for cocktails, and also cheap.

    Oisin Ryan
  33. A russian drink it is also popular thru much of europe now. It is even heavily floured to allow for greater imbibing by those who then find it more tasteful and can better access it’s effects.

    Lori
  34. Oh my god…vodka. vodka and I have had so many interesting times together. I remember the first time I bought a bottle of vodka and drank some by itself. I thought it was soooo funny how it made me feel. I kept laughing every time I went to the freezer to take a shot. Later, it didn’t seem so funny.

    grandpoo
  35. i like vodka, but i didn’t know that the alcohol has so many stories to offer, like how smirnoff was born, how the homeless try to warm themselves by drinking some.

    kaorita
  36. Cold nights
    Still
    Clear
    Bleakness and anguish
    Distilled in an icy glass
    I think there’s a reason
    I find vodka depressing.

  37. Vodka. Clear. Bright. Add a little tonic and it will ease whatever ails you. Twist of lime to be a little classier. Straight from the bottle when no one is looking. So happy it comes in a smaller portable model.

  38. I tossed another empty bottle onto the pile. Recycling days always brought up this guilty feeling. Not that my neighbours don’t know about my drinking problem. Singing “I will survive” at top volume at three in the morning every night of the week probably tipped them off.

  39. A friend recently told me about a fellow student in her higher education course who has a tattoo saying Absolut Vodka. Her new nickname is ‘Billboard’. I wonder if she got paid for it.

    Dayle Morrison
  40. this is vodka it is like so heaps clear and has like a percentage of 40 so that’s like heaps high! umm yeah russians drink it sometimes.

    juliaactualy