gidgetgangrene
i solved the problem! i am going to pay what i owe, and get legitimate cable. no scams. for the first time EVER!
we have a wall furnace. i love it! the landlord pays the gas, so we don't pay to be warm. the cat likes it too.
well, right before xmas i got like a thousand emails from david, asking me to be hush hush about him coming back from germany, could he stay with me, etc. i have seen him a total of 8 hrs. since he got back; guess that went down the drain. german dick.
on a whim, i decided to punch him in the throat. then he died. my bad.
the end.
i never broke out when i was a teenager. when i was around 22, my face broke out in gross blotches. i thought i had made it, and would never have acne. turns out i was wrong.
i always think people who claim to have had sex in a library are stupid. really, sex in any public plac is dumb, when you could have a nice comfy bed. or a car, if you really are hurtin' for a place to get off. just sayin'.
i get mad when people say things like "fuck my life" because the internet is down. no, not fuck your life. there are people in haiti bathing in shit water. you're lucky, asshole.
it is obvious to me that diarrhea is nature's way of saying "whoa, slow down".
i hate it when people alter plans. i do, however, enjoy "altars". in the poppy z. brite book " lost souls" someone describes christian's semen as tasting like "chartreuse and altars." he was a nice, but very badass vampire.
there are so many men, of all ages, creeds and races, that i would like to seriously injure by shoving paperclips into their dickholes. crass?
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